CollegeGirl
11-30-2002, 12:16 PM
Title: Chachi Arcola: From Happy Days to Charles In Charge
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Time: TWO WEEKS AFTER Chachi's Story (Part I)
Characters: Howard and Marion Cunningham, Chachi and Joanie Arcola, Father Delvecchio, Danny Fonzarelli, Roger Phillips, Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, Students of Patton High
Discalimer-- I do not own the sitcom Happy Days or any of it's characters. I am merely a fan of the show with an imagination. The plot belongs to me, CollegeGirl. This has never been aired, nor will it ever be aired. This is written just for fun, in hopes that someone will enjoy reading it as much as I have enjoyed writing it.
Episode 2, Scene 1
TWO WEEKS AFTER Chachi's Story (Part I)
(HOWARD, MARION, AND CHACHI ARE SITTING AROUND THE BREAKFAST TABLE IN THE CUNNINGHAM HOUSE. CHACHI IS SCHEDULED TO GO ON TOUR WITH HIS BAND THE FOLLOWING DAY.)
Marion-- Are you sure you've got everything you need, dear? A year is an awfully long time to be away from home.
Chachi-- Yep! I'm all packed up. I don't think I could fit another thing in any of my suitcases, even if I tried.
Howard-- Do you need any money?
Chachi-- *starts to choke on his milk* You, Mr. C., are offering to lend me money?
Howard-- Of course not! I merely asked if you needed money. I said nothing about lending.
Chachi-- Ha ha....good one, Mr. C.
Howard-- Yeah, well....I still got it.
Marion-- Oh, Howard, you've spent way too many years with that Ralph Malph.
Howard-- You're right, Marion. I have.
Marion-- But, seriously, Chachi, is there anything that you need?
Chachi-- I need my wife back.
Howard-- Chachi, I know it's hard now, but look at it this way. At least, you've got your music carreer to look forward to. That's more than most guys have.
Chachi-- Yeah, you have a point Mr. C.
Marion-- See, there's a pink lining in every cloud.
Howard-- A silver lining, Marion
Marion-- Oh whatever, Howard.
JUST THEN THE TELEPHONE RINGS. MARION ANSWERS IT.
Marion-- Hello?
Voice-- Mrs. Cunningham, is that you? This is Father Delvechio.
Marion-- Yes, it is me. Good morning, Father. What can I do for you?
Voice-- Is Chachi or Joanie avaiable?
Marion-- Well, Joanie's at work, Father. But, Chachi's here. Here, I'll let you speak to him.
CHACHI TAKES THE PHONE FROM MARION.
Chachi-- Hello?
Voice-- Chachi, this is Father Delvechio. How are you today, my son?
Chachi-- I'm getting by.
Voice-- Chachi, I hate to have to tell you this, but.....(a brief pause)......you'd better sit down for this.
CHACHI PULLS OVER THE NEAREST CHAIR AND SITS IN IT.
Chachi-- Ok.
Voice-- It seems that there has been a mix-up with your marriage license. You see, as an ordained priest, I'm allowed to marry people. In order to stay ordained, though, I have to renew my membership every year. There's this whole stack of paperwork that needs to be filled out, and well......somehow, I forgot to add my signature to the completed forms. What I'm trying to say is this. Chachi, your marriage to Joanie isn't legally binding. I'm doing everything I can to try to straighten this out, but.....
Chachi-- Father, are you telling me that I'm not really married to Joanie?
Voice-- *sighs* Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I'm sorry, Chachi. I feel awful about this.
Chachi-- That makes two of us. But, thanks for letting me know. (HANGS UP THE RECEIVER)
Marion-- Oh no. Chachi, I'm so sorry.
Howard-- Chachi, is Father Delvechio certain that your marriage isn't legitimate?
Chachi-- I'm afraid so. I've got to go tell Joanie.
CHACHI RUSHES TO THE COAT RACK AND STARTS PUTTING ON HIS COAT AND SCARF.
Howard-- Chachi, you can't tell Joanie now. She's in the middle of teaching!
Chachi-- I can't wait. I've got to talk to her.
CHACHI RUSHES OUT THE DOOR.
EPISODE 2, SCENE 2
PATTON HIGH
JOANIE IS IN HER CLASSROOM TEACHING A SCENE FROM A PLAY. THE STUDENTS ARE STRUGGLING WITH THE CHARACTERS MOTIVES, SO JOANIE TRIES TO EXPLAIN FURTHER.
Joanie-- Class, Rachelle is torn between two men. She feels compelled to stay with her husband, but only as an obligation to her family. She really loves Pedro, a rebel who sweeps her off her feet.
Student #1-- Why doesn't she just leave the one guy and run off with Pedro?
Joanie-- Good question. She wants to. But, she feels it is her duty to stay with her husband. She's afraid to go against her family.
Student #2-- Why does she think it's her duty to stay with him?
Joanie-- Because an alliance between Rachelle's family and her husband's family depends on the two of them producing an heir.
Student #1-- What's an "air"?
Student #3-- (SLAPS student #1 ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD) Air is the stuff we breathe. Don't be so stupid!
STUDENT #1 THREATENS STUDENTS #3. STUDENT #3 RETURNS THAT THREAT. THE CLASS BREAKS OUT INTO CHAOS.
Joanie-- Class, please pay attention.
ALL STUDENTS IGNORE HER.
Joanie-- Class! Please!
STUDENTS CONTINUE ARGUING AND FIGHTING.
JUST THEN, THE DOOR OPENS AND THERE STANDS FONZIE.
Fonzie-- Cool it!
A FEW STUDENTS STOP TO ACKNOWELDGE FONZIE. THE OTHERS HAVE NOT REALIZED THAT HE HAS ENTERED THE ROOM.
FONZIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS.
Fonzie-- Class, I said cool it!
ALL STUDENTS STOP ARGUING AND SIT QUIETLY IN THEIR SEATS.
Student #2-- Sorry, Mr. Fonzie!
Fonzie-- Why weren't you paying attention to your teacher?
Student #3-- We were, but this idiot (slaps Student #1 on the back of his head) didn't know that "an air" is what we breathe.
Joanie-- Actually, an "heir" is a son or daughter....
Student #3-- Now, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. How are we supposed to breathe sons and daughters?
Student #4-- We don't breathe them, stupid. Rachelle and her husband are supposed to have one. You know, as in give birth to.
Student #3-- (STANDS UP) Are you calling me stupid?
Student #4-- (ALSO STANDS UP) I just did, didn't I?
Fonzie-- Will you two sit down? (gives them the evil eye and they immediately return to their seats)
Joanie-- Fonz, the class is having a difficult time with this play. I have an extra script here. Would you mind running through the lines with me in front of the class?
Fonzie-- Uuhhh...ok....I guess. What do you need me to do?
Joanie-- I'm going to read the part of Rachelle. I just need you to read all the lines that belong to Pedro.
Fonzie-- OK. I guess I can do that.
Joanie-- I'm just so torn. I love you with all my heart. My world is nothing without you in it. I never knew I could know a love like yours.
Fonzie-- *feeling a bit tense* Uhhhh.....You have to make a decision. Either your love belongs to me or it belongs to your husband. But, it can't be both. I can no longer bare to see him treat you like he does. *warming up to the dialogue* I would set you upon a pedestal, but he would only turn you into one.
Joanie-- But, this is bigger than you and me. I have my family to think about.
Fonzie-- Look, I can't stay here watching you pretend to love him, knowing in my heart that we really belong together. I'm leaving at midnight tonight. You can come with me or stay here. But, you have to make a decision by tonight.
Joanie-- My love!
FONZIE TURNS TOWARD DOOR, THEN STOPS AND TURNS BACK AROUND TO FACE JOANIE.
JOANIE KISSES HIM.
Joanie-- I do love you.
CHACHI BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR FROM WHERE HE HAS BEEN EAVESDROPPING ON THEIR CONVERSATION.
Chachi-- I knew it. I can't believe you are kissing right here in front of all these people. Have you no decency?
Student #2-- Hey this is good! I wasn't expecting a third person!
Student #1-- This guy must be the husband!
Student #3-- Oohh...I think there's going to be a rumble!
Class (chants): Rum-ble! Rum-ble! Rum-ble!
Fonzie-- *snaps his fingers* Quiet! Chachi, my office, NOW!
CHACHI FOLLOWS FONZIE TO THE HALLWAY.
JOANIE CONTINUES TEACHING.
Chachi-- Fonzie, how could you kiss my wife in front of her class? As if I don't have enough problems as it is. But, let's talk about this. You don't have to leave town just because.....
Fonzie-- Huh? What are you talking about?
Chachi-- What you just said in Joanie's classroom......
Fonzie-- You're right, but I didn't say it.
Chachi-- Now, Fonz, I heard you......
Fonzie-- *PULLS THE SCRIPT OUT OF HIS JACKET AND PUTS IT IN CHACHI'S HANDS* It was a part of a play, Chachi. I was helping Shortcake run through these lines to help teach this play to her students.
Chachi-- A play? *FLIPS THROUGH THE PAGES OF THE SCRIPT* Oh boy.
Fonzie--Chachi, why are you here, anyway? I hope that you didn't come down just to spy on us.......
Chachi-- Oh! No, Fonz. I had to tell Joanie something.
Fonzie-- You had to tell her what?
Chachi-- It's personal, Fonz.
Fonzie-- Whhooaahh! You're keeping secrets from the Fonz?
Chachi-- Sorry, Fonz. What was I thinking?
Fonzie-- I have no idea.
Chachi-- I spoke with Father Delvechio today. Due to technical errors, it seems that well.......Joanie and I are not legally married.
Fonzie-- Whoah! Are you sure?
Chachi-- Well, this isn't the type of thing that you go around saying unless you are sure.
Fonzie-- I should hope not!
Chachi-- What am I going to do?
Fonzie-- You're going to tell her.
Chachi-- I'm not so sure I can. How does one go about telling his wife who wants a divorce that they are not really married? "Guess what, honey. You don't have to worry about finalizing the divorce because we were never really married in the first place?"
Fonzie-- Well, that's a start.
Chachi-- Do me a favor, Fonz. Tell her to meet me tonight at Arnold's.
Fonzie-- Ok, Chachi.
CHACHI RUNS OUT OF THE SCHOOL.
CAMERA FADES OUT TO COMMERCIAL.
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Time: TWO WEEKS AFTER Chachi's Story (Part I)
Characters: Howard and Marion Cunningham, Chachi and Joanie Arcola, Father Delvecchio, Danny Fonzarelli, Roger Phillips, Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, Students of Patton High
Discalimer-- I do not own the sitcom Happy Days or any of it's characters. I am merely a fan of the show with an imagination. The plot belongs to me, CollegeGirl. This has never been aired, nor will it ever be aired. This is written just for fun, in hopes that someone will enjoy reading it as much as I have enjoyed writing it.
Episode 2, Scene 1
TWO WEEKS AFTER Chachi's Story (Part I)
(HOWARD, MARION, AND CHACHI ARE SITTING AROUND THE BREAKFAST TABLE IN THE CUNNINGHAM HOUSE. CHACHI IS SCHEDULED TO GO ON TOUR WITH HIS BAND THE FOLLOWING DAY.)
Marion-- Are you sure you've got everything you need, dear? A year is an awfully long time to be away from home.
Chachi-- Yep! I'm all packed up. I don't think I could fit another thing in any of my suitcases, even if I tried.
Howard-- Do you need any money?
Chachi-- *starts to choke on his milk* You, Mr. C., are offering to lend me money?
Howard-- Of course not! I merely asked if you needed money. I said nothing about lending.
Chachi-- Ha ha....good one, Mr. C.
Howard-- Yeah, well....I still got it.
Marion-- Oh, Howard, you've spent way too many years with that Ralph Malph.
Howard-- You're right, Marion. I have.
Marion-- But, seriously, Chachi, is there anything that you need?
Chachi-- I need my wife back.
Howard-- Chachi, I know it's hard now, but look at it this way. At least, you've got your music carreer to look forward to. That's more than most guys have.
Chachi-- Yeah, you have a point Mr. C.
Marion-- See, there's a pink lining in every cloud.
Howard-- A silver lining, Marion
Marion-- Oh whatever, Howard.
JUST THEN THE TELEPHONE RINGS. MARION ANSWERS IT.
Marion-- Hello?
Voice-- Mrs. Cunningham, is that you? This is Father Delvechio.
Marion-- Yes, it is me. Good morning, Father. What can I do for you?
Voice-- Is Chachi or Joanie avaiable?
Marion-- Well, Joanie's at work, Father. But, Chachi's here. Here, I'll let you speak to him.
CHACHI TAKES THE PHONE FROM MARION.
Chachi-- Hello?
Voice-- Chachi, this is Father Delvechio. How are you today, my son?
Chachi-- I'm getting by.
Voice-- Chachi, I hate to have to tell you this, but.....(a brief pause)......you'd better sit down for this.
CHACHI PULLS OVER THE NEAREST CHAIR AND SITS IN IT.
Chachi-- Ok.
Voice-- It seems that there has been a mix-up with your marriage license. You see, as an ordained priest, I'm allowed to marry people. In order to stay ordained, though, I have to renew my membership every year. There's this whole stack of paperwork that needs to be filled out, and well......somehow, I forgot to add my signature to the completed forms. What I'm trying to say is this. Chachi, your marriage to Joanie isn't legally binding. I'm doing everything I can to try to straighten this out, but.....
Chachi-- Father, are you telling me that I'm not really married to Joanie?
Voice-- *sighs* Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I'm sorry, Chachi. I feel awful about this.
Chachi-- That makes two of us. But, thanks for letting me know. (HANGS UP THE RECEIVER)
Marion-- Oh no. Chachi, I'm so sorry.
Howard-- Chachi, is Father Delvechio certain that your marriage isn't legitimate?
Chachi-- I'm afraid so. I've got to go tell Joanie.
CHACHI RUSHES TO THE COAT RACK AND STARTS PUTTING ON HIS COAT AND SCARF.
Howard-- Chachi, you can't tell Joanie now. She's in the middle of teaching!
Chachi-- I can't wait. I've got to talk to her.
CHACHI RUSHES OUT THE DOOR.
EPISODE 2, SCENE 2
PATTON HIGH
JOANIE IS IN HER CLASSROOM TEACHING A SCENE FROM A PLAY. THE STUDENTS ARE STRUGGLING WITH THE CHARACTERS MOTIVES, SO JOANIE TRIES TO EXPLAIN FURTHER.
Joanie-- Class, Rachelle is torn between two men. She feels compelled to stay with her husband, but only as an obligation to her family. She really loves Pedro, a rebel who sweeps her off her feet.
Student #1-- Why doesn't she just leave the one guy and run off with Pedro?
Joanie-- Good question. She wants to. But, she feels it is her duty to stay with her husband. She's afraid to go against her family.
Student #2-- Why does she think it's her duty to stay with him?
Joanie-- Because an alliance between Rachelle's family and her husband's family depends on the two of them producing an heir.
Student #1-- What's an "air"?
Student #3-- (SLAPS student #1 ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD) Air is the stuff we breathe. Don't be so stupid!
STUDENT #1 THREATENS STUDENTS #3. STUDENT #3 RETURNS THAT THREAT. THE CLASS BREAKS OUT INTO CHAOS.
Joanie-- Class, please pay attention.
ALL STUDENTS IGNORE HER.
Joanie-- Class! Please!
STUDENTS CONTINUE ARGUING AND FIGHTING.
JUST THEN, THE DOOR OPENS AND THERE STANDS FONZIE.
Fonzie-- Cool it!
A FEW STUDENTS STOP TO ACKNOWELDGE FONZIE. THE OTHERS HAVE NOT REALIZED THAT HE HAS ENTERED THE ROOM.
FONZIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS.
Fonzie-- Class, I said cool it!
ALL STUDENTS STOP ARGUING AND SIT QUIETLY IN THEIR SEATS.
Student #2-- Sorry, Mr. Fonzie!
Fonzie-- Why weren't you paying attention to your teacher?
Student #3-- We were, but this idiot (slaps Student #1 on the back of his head) didn't know that "an air" is what we breathe.
Joanie-- Actually, an "heir" is a son or daughter....
Student #3-- Now, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. How are we supposed to breathe sons and daughters?
Student #4-- We don't breathe them, stupid. Rachelle and her husband are supposed to have one. You know, as in give birth to.
Student #3-- (STANDS UP) Are you calling me stupid?
Student #4-- (ALSO STANDS UP) I just did, didn't I?
Fonzie-- Will you two sit down? (gives them the evil eye and they immediately return to their seats)
Joanie-- Fonz, the class is having a difficult time with this play. I have an extra script here. Would you mind running through the lines with me in front of the class?
Fonzie-- Uuhhh...ok....I guess. What do you need me to do?
Joanie-- I'm going to read the part of Rachelle. I just need you to read all the lines that belong to Pedro.
Fonzie-- OK. I guess I can do that.
Joanie-- I'm just so torn. I love you with all my heart. My world is nothing without you in it. I never knew I could know a love like yours.
Fonzie-- *feeling a bit tense* Uhhhh.....You have to make a decision. Either your love belongs to me or it belongs to your husband. But, it can't be both. I can no longer bare to see him treat you like he does. *warming up to the dialogue* I would set you upon a pedestal, but he would only turn you into one.
Joanie-- But, this is bigger than you and me. I have my family to think about.
Fonzie-- Look, I can't stay here watching you pretend to love him, knowing in my heart that we really belong together. I'm leaving at midnight tonight. You can come with me or stay here. But, you have to make a decision by tonight.
Joanie-- My love!
FONZIE TURNS TOWARD DOOR, THEN STOPS AND TURNS BACK AROUND TO FACE JOANIE.
JOANIE KISSES HIM.
Joanie-- I do love you.
CHACHI BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR FROM WHERE HE HAS BEEN EAVESDROPPING ON THEIR CONVERSATION.
Chachi-- I knew it. I can't believe you are kissing right here in front of all these people. Have you no decency?
Student #2-- Hey this is good! I wasn't expecting a third person!
Student #1-- This guy must be the husband!
Student #3-- Oohh...I think there's going to be a rumble!
Class (chants): Rum-ble! Rum-ble! Rum-ble!
Fonzie-- *snaps his fingers* Quiet! Chachi, my office, NOW!
CHACHI FOLLOWS FONZIE TO THE HALLWAY.
JOANIE CONTINUES TEACHING.
Chachi-- Fonzie, how could you kiss my wife in front of her class? As if I don't have enough problems as it is. But, let's talk about this. You don't have to leave town just because.....
Fonzie-- Huh? What are you talking about?
Chachi-- What you just said in Joanie's classroom......
Fonzie-- You're right, but I didn't say it.
Chachi-- Now, Fonz, I heard you......
Fonzie-- *PULLS THE SCRIPT OUT OF HIS JACKET AND PUTS IT IN CHACHI'S HANDS* It was a part of a play, Chachi. I was helping Shortcake run through these lines to help teach this play to her students.
Chachi-- A play? *FLIPS THROUGH THE PAGES OF THE SCRIPT* Oh boy.
Fonzie--Chachi, why are you here, anyway? I hope that you didn't come down just to spy on us.......
Chachi-- Oh! No, Fonz. I had to tell Joanie something.
Fonzie-- You had to tell her what?
Chachi-- It's personal, Fonz.
Fonzie-- Whhooaahh! You're keeping secrets from the Fonz?
Chachi-- Sorry, Fonz. What was I thinking?
Fonzie-- I have no idea.
Chachi-- I spoke with Father Delvechio today. Due to technical errors, it seems that well.......Joanie and I are not legally married.
Fonzie-- Whoah! Are you sure?
Chachi-- Well, this isn't the type of thing that you go around saying unless you are sure.
Fonzie-- I should hope not!
Chachi-- What am I going to do?
Fonzie-- You're going to tell her.
Chachi-- I'm not so sure I can. How does one go about telling his wife who wants a divorce that they are not really married? "Guess what, honey. You don't have to worry about finalizing the divorce because we were never really married in the first place?"
Fonzie-- Well, that's a start.
Chachi-- Do me a favor, Fonz. Tell her to meet me tonight at Arnold's.
Fonzie-- Ok, Chachi.
CHACHI RUNS OUT OF THE SCHOOL.
CAMERA FADES OUT TO COMMERCIAL.