i won't describe this episode because everybodys seen it.
but i would like to talk about a couple of scenes that are'nt talked about offen.
i loved that scene where dr. johnny fever is playing a song by pink floyd and carlson asks "do i hear barking dogs on that record?"
dr johnny fever replys "i do"
i loved another scene where dr. johnny fever is telling venus flytrap about the time that mr. carlson donates 200 blond wigs to earthquake victims "they were running around like dolly partons"
who can think about thanksgiving without thinking about TURKEYS AWAY.

Arguably the funniest episode they ever did.

I can't believe the cast was able to keep a straight face while hearing Les describe this hilarious scenario.

Mr. Carlson's tag line at the end of the scene is comic brilliance.

It wold have been nice if one of the cable stations ran the ep in honor of the holiday...

Favorite line here:

"A man and his two children just tried to kill me."
~~~ Les Nesman

My sis and I watched the ep yesterday and had a happy turkey day! :)

I love the part when Les is in front of the store and the guy tells him to get away from his store. I also love when Les is reading the banner that swinging from the back of the helicopter.
How does he describe the scene something like "Their hitting the ground like wet bags of cement" Oh The Humanity

Yeah and Carlsons statement. "As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly"

Originally posted by lentzmatt
I love the part when Les is in front of the store and the guy tells him to get away from his store.
the guy who tells les to get away from his store is played by michael fairman who co-wrote these episodes of wkrp with richard sanders!
"a date with jennifer"
"a commercial break"
"most improved station"
"the airplane show"
"the impossible dream"

hello everybody.
i would like to hear your opinion of this episode.

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I THOUGHT TURKEYS COULD FLY. :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :happyface :happyface HILARIOUS!!!

Originally posted by lentzmatt
I love the part when Les is in front of the store and the guy tells him to get away from his store. I also love when Les is reading the banner that swinging from the back of the helicopter.
How does he describe the scene something like "Their hitting the ground like wet bags of cement" Oh The Humanity

Yeah and Carlsons statement. "As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly"
The line is "The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"

I loved this episode, It's a definite holiday favorite for me.
Les' play by play was hilarious. :lol:

Here is Les's play by play.


Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

Originally posted by dlemond
Here is Les's play by play.


Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

:lol: I love it. Thanks for posting that. It made my day. :)

"And if you've just tuned in, Pinedale shopping center has just been BOMBED with live turkies. Film at 11."

I'm watching it right now... the big wig promotion..LOL LOL I love Johnny Fever. This set is a major keeper. Oh and Les Nessman too.

TV stations everywhere should air "Turkeys Away" and the Bob Newhart Show's "Over the River & Through the Woods" back-to-back every year on Thanksgiving. Just sheer brilliance and hilarity. :lol: One of my co-workers always howls just DESCRIBING "Turkeys Away"! What more is there to say?? :D

I would think that if you asked 100 people who hadnt seen the show in 30 years, which eps they remembered, 98% of them would name the turkey ep first ( followed by the softball and "Scum of the Earth" concert eps ).....THAT says something about just how good/unique that episode was! :D

I would think that if you asked 100 people who hadnt seen the show in 30 years, which eps they remembered, 98% of them would name the turkey ep first ( followed by the softball and "Scum of the Earth" concert eps ).....THAT says something about just how good/unique that episode was! :D

So True. The turkey episode just stands out. No matter how many times you see it, you're going to laugh. :)

I just have to laugh imagining live turkeys dropping from a helicopter onto cars, smashing windshields, etc. I hope Mr. Carlson paid his liability insurance - otherwise WKRP was in big trouble!! :lol:

One of these all-time classics:

LOL, I loved this episode! As a matter of fact, this was the ep that turned me onto WKRP. I wish they could come up with shows and holiday episodes like this. Actually, I would just love it if they could somehow just air this episode on Thanksgiving.

LOL, I loved this episode! As a matter of fact, this was the ep that turned me onto WKRP. I wish they could come up with shows and holiday episodes like this. Actually, I would just love it if they could somehow just air this episode on Thanksgiving.
You can buy the episode (as well as the rest from S1) on iTunes! :cool:

OK, who is going to watch this ep today besides me? :cool: :D

Me!

I watched this ep. on Thurs, and I can only echo what's already been said. Johnny's story about the wig promotion cracks me up every time. Plus Herb, "I'm like a son to him." The aforementioned "as God is my witness" line is right up there with "I hate spunk!" as far as memorable quotes go.

On a semi-related note, what happened to the eps. that were posted on YouTube? I was looking forward to seeing more of WKRP, since I've barely seen anything past S1, but the ones on YouTube are all gone. :( Are any posted on other video sites? I only ask b/c I don't see much chance of S2 ever coming out, unfortunately.

It sucks, doesn't it? :mad:

:( I miss this show.

:( I miss this show.
Me, too! :(

Ep. 7 - Turkeys Away (https://wkrp-relived.blogspot.com/2014/12/ep-7-turkeys-away.html)

December 7, 2014

Writer: Bill Dial
Director: Michael Zinberg
Original Air Date: October 30, 1978

***VERY IMPORTANT***
^^^FAMOUSLY FUNNY^^^

Here it is!

If you are reading this blog, chances are good you jumped right to this post. TV Guide ranked it as one of the 50 funniest episodes of TV ever! It is the episode that saved the show from getting cancelled in its first season. Frankly, it would be impossible for me to overstate the importance of this particular episode to the history of WKRP.

It's the Thanksgiving episode (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkeys_Away).

Mr. Carlson throws live turkeys out of a helicopter. Chaos ensues.

That famously happens in the second half of the show. This episode can be divided into two very distinct halves. The first half follows Mr. Carlson's attempts to become relevant within his own station. Everything has been working for so long WITHOUT his involvement, the staff (both young and old) become suspicious when he wants to be in on the action.

It sets up the comeuppance of Herb, who literal "got in line" to complain about Carlson, but later brown-nosed his way into being "right by his side" at this moment of his greatest defeat. By the way, that "get in line" site gag is extremely funny. Yet it might be the fifth or sixth funniest thing in this one episode!

This also sets up the first of what, in my opinion, are the two best and most important aspects of this episode. First, there are no wasted moments - no throwaway lines. For example, one of Carlson's first attempts to help is with Bailey doing a promotion. Although we've seen she has done this before, we know from just the last episode that she has many other jobs in the station, including producing her own show. But this particular task sets up that Carlson has done "thousands of promotions" and that he will make a snap decision without getting all the facts.

The second important aspect is that the magic of this episode mirrors the magic of radio itself: it's all about the theatre of the mind. Radio is a medium that paints pictures with words. We see it performed in spectacular fashion on three separate occasions, kicking off the second half of the show.

First, Johnny tells Venus the story of the Guatemalan earthquake relief project. It could have been two minutes of filler on a different show. But it gets the audience in the practice of imagining ridiculous things. Johnny even says "I still have this picture in my mind of quake victims stumbling through the rubble... all looking like Dolly Parton!" Venus laughs at the mental image Johnny paints for us. But this only leads to the images we will create of the Pinedale Shopping Mall!

(Another quick example about no wasted moments: Les is yelled at by a shop owner before the promotion. It's funny but it doesn't mean much... until later when you realize that this encounter is the reason Les doesn't just take shelter in the store, but stays outside for the entire... promotion. No wasted moments.)

Nothing in the next few minutes of the show is not funny.

Starting from Les being unable to distinguish a banner he himself had made and the staff back at the station miming along, the comedy builds. And all the action occurs from the description Les gives us, as well as the reactions from the staff. When Les cries out "Oh My God! They're Turkeys!" we are watching the reactions of Andy, Bailey, Venus and Johnny. Andy throws his head back in recognition of the trouble the station is about to face. Johnny just smiles and shakes his head.

Les's news report is obviously an aping of Herbert Morrison's famous reporting of the 1937 Hindenburg disaster, specifically when he says "Oh the Humanity!" Les is equating turkeys hitting a parking lot with deaths of dozens of people in a fiery zeppelin crash! But the screaming, destruction and confused terror from the crowd must make Les think about the worst.

Then the remote feed suddenly goes dead. Again, we are watching the reactions of the staff as the "theatre of the mind" comes to a sudden jarring end and reality snaps back in. Johnny is naturally the person who can handle that jar the best, with what is personally my favourite line in the show: "Les? Are you there? [pause] Les isn't there."

Back at the station, Andy and Jennifer are handling the fallout from the turkey disaster when Herb and Mr. Carlson return, disheveled and covered in turkey feathers.They are soon followed by an even more disheveled Les, who proceeds to tell everyone the aftermath of the turkey drop in the last great "theatre of the mind" piece. "It's like the turkeys mounted a counterattack!" No filmed footage could ever match what is in your mind's eye upon hearing a line like that!

Finally, as the credits start to roll, Mr. Carlson comes out of his office to deliver the single most memorable line in WKRP's history: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

It has taken me a while to write this post. I've wanted to touch on as many points as I could for this, the quintessential episode of a program about which I've promised to write 83 more posts. I may even come back to it again in the future. (Jennifer won't get coffee, but Bailey brings everyone in the control room coffee. Herb feels Carlson thinks off him as a son. Oh, there's so much here!!)

I see there are a number of people who have read these posts, and I thank you. I'd love to hear about your memories of the show, your comments about this blog, what you think of the new box set or even just what brought you here.

Thanks
Happy Thanksgiving, whenever you're reading this
Roy

It's that time of year, again, to watch the fully restored episode with "Dogs" intact and the Christmas rerun intro.

https://archive.org/details/wkrp-turkeys-away-2023-upgrade-christmas-intro

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A Scene That I Love: The WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop (https://unobtainium13.com/2025/11/25/a-scene-that-i-love-happy-thanksgiving-from-wkrp-2/)

Posted on November 25, 2025 by Jedadiah Leland

It wouldn’t be the Thanksgiving season without sharing these scenes that I love from the brilliant sitcom, WKRP in Cincinnati (https://unobtainium13.com/tag/wkrp-in-cincinnati/). I’m looking forward to seeing my family in Baltimore this Thanksgiving and, for maybe the 100th time, watching this classic episode.

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Believe it or not, this episode was based on a true story! It didn’t happen in Ohio. Instead, it happened in Atlanta, Georgia and it was real promotion stunt for a local station, WQXI. Years later, a young copywriter named Hugh Wilson heard the story while he was working WQXI. Wilson later moved to California, started writing scripts, and eventually created WKRP In Cincinnati.

I always feel bad for the turkeys but I am glad that the survivors were able to launch a counter attack.