Arson

Burglary

C

Ah man!!

Chauking someones car (Writing all over it with Chalk)

D

Dine and Dash

Elder Abuse :(

Engraving profanity on someones car with a screw driver causing them 100s of dollars t get it repaired...

F


This thread is like my thread "In this thread we give bad advice"

Ah man!!

Fireworks, setting off illegal fireworks.

G

Giving Alcohol to a 5yo.. Just because they are nagging you and ya cant take the pressure,you still shouldnt let them hurt themselves maybe like that! (The taste alone might make them gag,etc)

H

Harboring a fugitive

I

Itchy trigger finger makes you shoot a person

J

Jury duty neglect. Ignoring your jury duty summons.

K

Killing someone.

L

Larceny

M

Money Laundering

N

Nude swimming in a public pool.

O

Obstruction of justice

P

Pissing on someone

Q

Quenching your thirst in a public water fountain.

R

Robbery

S

Stealing

T

Tax Fraud

U

Using stolen credit cards

V

Vagrancy.

W

White-collar crimes

X

Xylophone Theft

Y

Youthful Offender Violations

Z

Zooming in your car (speeding)

A

Xylophone Theft

Y

:lol::D:lol::D:lol::D

I wonder how much trouble you would get into for xylophone theft? :confused::lol:

A- Assault

B

B - Battery

C

Carjacking - Ma came outside and saw someone CARJACKING her car.. She went and got a banana that she made look like a gun......

It worked!!

D

Drunk and disorderly

E

Egregious bodily harm

F

Grand theft

H

Heist

Indecent exposure

J

Jealous fits of rage..........

K

Keeping money from an ATM that isn't from your account. Like if you want 100$ from your account and thousands of dollars come out! More money than you even have in your account , so you know it's not yours, but keep it anyway.

Has this ever really happened? Or is this just a sitcom type thing ? :lol:

L

I looked it up and found this article so it does happen.

A man was given $900 more than he actually withdrew from an ATM.

https://www.yourtango.com/self/man-asks-return-extra-money-atm-overpaid

Looting

M

Murder by hire

N

Non‑Reporting of a Motor Vehicle Accident Resulting in Death or Injury

O

Organized Crime

P

Opening someones mailbox and taking thier mail..

P

Prying a door open (breaking and entering)

Q

Quick jobs!! (Pulling a stop sign over so it cant be seen)

R

Rowdy, loud behavior, disturbing the peace.

S

Shitting on someones step and smearing it all over :D

T

Tax fraud

U

Undermining the GOVT (Avoiding taxes,etc)

V

Vandalizing

W

Wiping buggers all over someones burger!!

X

Xerox theft

Y

Yelling out swears at police for no reason..

Z

Zigging and Zagging in and out of traffic very quickly

A

Armed Robbery

B

Breaking and Entering

C

Careless Driving!!

D

Drunk Driving :mad:

Embezzlement

F

Farting in someones face :D

G

Genocide

H

Hijacking a plane

I

Instiagating terror!

J

Jailbreaks

K

Kidnapping

L

Lewd Conduct

M

Marriage Fraud - ( like marrying somebody that you aren't having a romantic relationship with just so they can become a US citizen) .

N

Nailing a graffiti-laden sign on a business

O

Opening someones mailbox and setting fire to thier mail...

P

Public nudity

Q

Well thats not illegial everywhere.. In VT its quite legal :)

But sadly everytime I go north into VT,I dont see anyone enjoying that right!


Its sad how conditioned people are to think its wrong :(

Q - Quenching your thirst in a disgusting way...

R

Running a red light

S

Stepping on someone toes over and over hard and then calling 999 and laughing about it..

T

Traffic violations

U

Underhanded stuff at a bank!!

V

Violation of parole .

W

Willfull vandelism!!!

X

Xylophone theft ! :lol:

Y

Xylophone theft ! :lol:

Y
That should be a felony! :D

Yard Sale robbery

Z

Zither theft, if you steal a zither along with a xylophone you get double the jail time.

A

Assault with a weapon!!

B

Zither theft, if you steal a zither along with a xylophone you get double the jail time.

A

:lol:

Burglary

C

Cybercrime

D

Dumping garbage all over someones yard..

E

Embezzlement

F

Forgery

G

Gouging someone with a screw driver..

H

Hijacking an airplane

I

Itchy trigger finger shooting somebody

J

Joking with the police saying your cocked and loaded and ready to do it!!

K

K- Ketchup , pouring all the ketchup bottles out all over the tables at a diner !

L

Licking someones silverware and placing it back in the drawers..

M

Misdemeanors

N

K- Ketchup , pouring all the ketchup bottles out all over the tables at a diner !

L

:lol::crazy:

Negligence which leads to hurting someone

O

Obstruction of justice

P

Pilfering

Q

Quenching your thirst in a public water fountain

R

Robbery

Sexual assault

T

Talking sexual to a police officer when ya call 999

U

Unlawful taking of vehicle

V

Violent assault

Worshipping Satan in a police station..

X

XRay fraud, Dr's. Switching up XRays , so a non injured person can collect medical disability.

Y

Oh yeah that would really be bad!!

Yelling swears out your car window for n reason!!

Z

Zooming in your car

A

Aiming a gun at a policeman and saying HANDS UP!

B

Bribery

C

Cyberstalking

Drug trafficking

Eavesdropping on someone and then telling all what you heard.

F

Financial crimes

G

Grifting

Hacking an ATM machine to do what ya want. (Give ya all its contents)

I