A Honeymooners Father’s Day:

(Ralph & Ed are in the back of 328 Chauncey Street.)

Ralph: “With the Raccoons holding their inaugural Father’s Day golf outing, I need some practice. Alice says that this is a bad idea and we need to be in a driving range.”

Ed: “This small backyard is perfect. Take a look at all the holes that the animals dug up.”

Ralph: “She also says that we are liable to break windows. I’ll show her. I’ll also show her by being the Tiger Woods of our game as far as playing goes.”

Ed: “More like WHALE Woods.”

Ralph: “Oooooh, you’re a RIOT NORTON.”

Ed: “You should address the ball by doing this.”

(Ed has the golf club and goes toward the ball.)

Ed: “Plant your feet firmly…” (yells): “HELLLLLLO BAAAALLL!”

(Ralph slaps him on the back.)

Ralph: “You certainly are a stoop. I’ll show you how to hit a ball just like I will on the Father’s Day golf game.”

Ed: “Follow my instructions. Head down.”

(Ralph does that.)

Ed: “Keep your eye on the ball.”

(Ralph REALLY looks at the ball.)

Ed: “Ready.” (yells): “NOWWWWWW!”

(Ralph hits the golf ball in such a way that it smashes the windshield of a cop car. The cop comes.)

Ralph: “Huminahumina. Huminahumina.”

(Ralph gets handcuffed and taken away.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. I just want to wish every Dad a Happy Father’s Day and the Miami Beach Father’s Days are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)