Guinness on Tap

H

I love ya Ma soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO()()()()()()()() much!!

Happy - Alice isnt happy today..

I

I= Indigestion on Mel's food

Joke - someone came in and played a mean Joke on Alice :(

K

K= Kiss My Grits

Likes - Alice really likes the people who came in and sat at table 12!!

M

M= Philip McKeon

Naughty - Alice and Mel dont like naughty behaviour in the restrooms!

O

O = Oh, George Burns!

Pie at the diner

Q

Q= Quake in Phoenix

Red ketchup on the tables

S

S= Dinah Shore

Talk - Alice doesnt wanna talk,just eat ok??? (She had a fight with Mel so dont make it worse)

U

Unrelenting Mel when he's angry

V

Vera's Mortician

W

Wash rags in the kitchen

X

X-rated = Flo's dates

Y

Yellow - Someone came in and gave Alice a yellow rose :)

Z

Zest of orange in the orange cake at Mel's

A

A Piece of the Rock

B

Breakfast at the diner

C

C= Mel's chili

Delicious food at other restaurants not at Mel's

E

Enough - Alice has had enough!!

F

Footloose Mel

G

Gigantic appetite Mel has

H

H= Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore

Irate Mel, often

J

J= Tommy the jock

K = Kiss the Grill Goodbye

Linda Lavin

M

M= Romancing Mister Stone

N = Not With My Niece, You Don't

OPEN sign

P

P= Robert Picardo

Quiet afternoons in the diner with little to no customers

R= Flo's Chili Reception

Sassy Flo

T

The Last Review

U

U= Alice Strikes Up The Band

V = Vera's Anniversary Blues

Waitresses

Xmas tree on the counter at Mel's

Yelling that Mel does

Z

Zesty = Flo

A

Apple pie at the diner

B

Big Daddy Dawson's Coming

C

Covering a shift for a sick waitress at Mel's

D

D= Marc Daniels

E= Melvin Emory Sharples

F = Florence of Arabia

G= Good Night Sweet Vera

Help Wanted sign

I

I= It Had To Be Mel

J= Florence Jean Castleberry

K = Kiss the Grill Goodbye

Linda Lavin

M

M= Marie

N = Not With My Niece, You Don't

Oven at Mel's

P

Pilot

Q

Quirky Vera

R

Romancing Mister Stone

S

Saltshakers on the tables

T

The Last Review

U

Undercooked stuff at Mel's kitchen

V

Vera's Mortician

W

W= For Whom The Belle Toils

X = Extra heartburn = Compliments of Mr. Sharples

Yelling is his specialty, Mel

Z

Z= Desi Arnaz

Alice - Alice tries tp be nice and comes in 2 hours early.. She doesnt realise Mel is in a bad mood and he starts yelling at her,etc.... She finally calms him down and he gives her a big hug and says he is sorry...

B

Big Daddy Dawson's Coming

C

C= Vera Robs The Cradle

D= Dog Day Evening

E= Edsel Jarvis Castleberry

F = Footloose Mel

Gloves they might wear in the kitchen to handle food

H

Has Anyone Here Seen Telly?

I

I= Mel's chili secret ingredient

J= Tommy, the Jailbird

K = Kiss My Grits

Linda Lavin

M

Mother-in-Law

N

N= Vera, the Nightbird

Oven in the kitchen at Mel's

P= Mel kills Vera's parrot

Quiet afternoons in the diner with no customers

R

Rare , a customer orders their burger rare.

S

S= Sex Education

T = The Last Review

U= Mel Grows Up

Vera

W= Waitresses

X = X-rated - Flo's dates

Y= Yacking waitresses

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz snoring Mel

A

Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore

B

B= Bull

C = Close Encounters of the Worst Kind

D= Doug

E= Earl

F= Alice's Big Four-Oh!

Good food at Mel's not so much

H

Here Comes Alice Cottontail

I

I= The Indian Taker

J = Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker

K - Vic Tayback

L= Sorry, Wrong Lips

M = Mel's in Love

N= Kip Niven

O = Oh, George Burns!

P= Alice At the Palace

Q= Waitresses always quitting Mel's

Robot that Mel tried out for a waitress.

S

Sad - Alice is sad today :(

T

Tommy is sad today; Vera is sad today; Flo is sad today; etc.

U

Undercover Mel

V

V= Belle's inner voice

Washing dishes at Mel's

X-rated = Flo's dates

Y= Do You Take This Waitress?

Z = Zesty - Flo

Alice

B