Frank Gannucci
05-05-2026, 07:59 AM
The Honeymooners gang goes to Miami Beach:
(The Kramdens and Nortons are boarding a train.)
Ralph: “Boy, we are going to have five whole days of hilarity on this trip because of the Raccoon convention. Real unbound fun.”
Ed: “Good clean fun.”
Alice: “I hope you guys that we are on the right train and we ain’t going to Norfolk, Virginia.”
Ralph: “Oh you are a riot.”
Trixie: “And you two won’t be dumb enough to be handcuffed to each other.”
Ralph: “Don’t remind me.”
(They get into one big compartment. That has four bunk beds. Alice’s parents stop by and surprise Ralph.)
Ralph: “What is SHE doing here?”
Alice’s Mom: “Hi Sonny Boy!”
Alice: “Ralph I told you that they are coming. You must have forgotten.”
Ralph: “All right. She can come. I will take the top bunk.”
Alice’s Mom: “Alice should take the top.”
Ralph: “So you are saying that I’m too fat to use the top bunk. Why don’t you just say so?”
Ed: “You just did.”
Ralph: “Oooooh BANG! ZOOM!”
(Ralph climbs on the top bunk and it collapses.)
Alice’s Mom: “We weren’t too late for the train as well to see my big fat son-in-law make a fool of himself.”
Ralph (yells): “YOOOOOOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH.”
(The train eventually arrives at Miami Beach.)
Alice: “We’ll Ralph, what do you have to say for yourself? You embarrassed yourself when we left by getting into a fight with my mom and everyone else. This whole thing is on Tik Tok.”
Ralph: “Ooooooooh!”
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(The Kramdens and Nortons are boarding a train.)
Ralph: “Boy, we are going to have five whole days of hilarity on this trip because of the Raccoon convention. Real unbound fun.”
Ed: “Good clean fun.”
Alice: “I hope you guys that we are on the right train and we ain’t going to Norfolk, Virginia.”
Ralph: “Oh you are a riot.”
Trixie: “And you two won’t be dumb enough to be handcuffed to each other.”
Ralph: “Don’t remind me.”
(They get into one big compartment. That has four bunk beds. Alice’s parents stop by and surprise Ralph.)
Ralph: “What is SHE doing here?”
Alice’s Mom: “Hi Sonny Boy!”
Alice: “Ralph I told you that they are coming. You must have forgotten.”
Ralph: “All right. She can come. I will take the top bunk.”
Alice’s Mom: “Alice should take the top.”
Ralph: “So you are saying that I’m too fat to use the top bunk. Why don’t you just say so?”
Ed: “You just did.”
Ralph: “Oooooh BANG! ZOOM!”
(Ralph climbs on the top bunk and it collapses.)
Alice’s Mom: “We weren’t too late for the train as well to see my big fat son-in-law make a fool of himself.”
Ralph (yells): “YOOOOOOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH.”
(The train eventually arrives at Miami Beach.)
Alice: “We’ll Ralph, what do you have to say for yourself? You embarrassed yourself when we left by getting into a fight with my mom and everyone else. This whole thing is on Tik Tok.”
Ralph: “Ooooooooh!”
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)