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Frank Gannucci
05-05-2026, 07:59 AM
The Honeymooners gang goes to Miami Beach:

(The Kramdens and Nortons are boarding a train.)

Ralph: “Boy, we are going to have five whole days of hilarity on this trip because of the Raccoon convention. Real unbound fun.”

Ed: “Good clean fun.”

Alice: “I hope you guys that we are on the right train and we ain’t going to Norfolk, Virginia.”

Ralph: “Oh you are a riot.”

Trixie: “And you two won’t be dumb enough to be handcuffed to each other.”

Ralph: “Don’t remind me.”

(They get into one big compartment. That has four bunk beds. Alice’s parents stop by and surprise Ralph.)

Ralph: “What is SHE doing here?”

Alice’s Mom: “Hi Sonny Boy!”

Alice: “Ralph I told you that they are coming. You must have forgotten.”

Ralph: “All right. She can come. I will take the top bunk.”

Alice’s Mom: “Alice should take the top.”

Ralph: “So you are saying that I’m too fat to use the top bunk. Why don’t you just say so?”

Ed: “You just did.”

Ralph: “Oooooh BANG! ZOOM!”

(Ralph climbs on the top bunk and it collapses.)

Alice’s Mom: “We weren’t too late for the train as well to see my big fat son-in-law make a fool of himself.”

Ralph (yells): “YOOOOOOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH.”

(The train eventually arrives at Miami Beach.)

Alice: “We’ll Ralph, what do you have to say for yourself? You embarrassed yourself when we left by getting into a fight with my mom and everyone else. This whole thing is on Tik Tok.”

Ralph: “Ooooooooh!”

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)