Queen of her castle

Rasputin

Sad - Seinfeld is sad dues!!

T

Those are my everyday balloons

Underestimate - Dont underestimate Seinfeld!!

V

I'll bash your skull into a Vegematic

White discoloration

Xena the Warrior Princess.

Yev Kassem

Zionist occupied government.

My favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy.

I broke "the covenant of the keys."

Crying - Seinfeld is crying,lets try to help him feel better :)

D

Well, it’d be our little secret.

Everything was going so well. I had to say something.

You sure you don’t want me to take my clothes off?

Goodness - Thank goodness Jerry got a lotto ticket for tonights drawing!

H

How dare you impune my clicking.

I've become George.

Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony.

We're swimming, we're snorkeling, we're scuba-diving.

A Loathsome, offensive brute

Kramer, I've driven to East Hampton many times.

Nice game pretty boy.".

Offer - Lets Offer Seinfeld a nice present guys!!

P

Elaine does the Upper West Side.

Queens

Rusty!

Seinfelds

The man's a goblit!!!

Under - Seinfeld slips under the table so he isnt noticed leaving! (He accidently didnt have any $$$!!! -- He planned on going back and paying them)

V

It's the Virgin

set for The Merv Griffin Show

Xylophone - Seinfeld feels bold..He takes his Xylophone to a park @ 2am and starts playing loudly... Within mins he hears 'whew whew whew whew'.. Seinfeld quickly runs in to the woods.. He found out it was a false alarm and was mad he ran thru all that for nothing!! (I guess his legs got scratched up)

Y

That ogre dude's prettY cold, huh?

Pez

Coma etiquette

Baby Shower

Calls - Seinfeld picks the phone and calls 611 to report his phone not working right..

D

Do you see things as they are?

Every - Every time Seinfeld calls 611 they dont answer.. This time he tried 0611# and the operator came on and asked how he wanted to call.. He said Collect and amazingly they put it thru!!

F

You stole my Jesus Fish

Gillian

Has - Has Gilligan given Seinfeld his book back yet or does skipper still have it?

I

I must be at the nexus of the universe.

Jerome with the tax problem

These comedians, they're sick, neurotic people.

I'm speechless, speechless. I have no speech.

We need more salsa

Noreen

That's a pile of judgment there

Pleased - Seinfeld got a package and was pleased by what was in it :)

Q

Catch the Q to Atlantic avenue

Rat hat

But there's karma, Kramer.

Talk - Seinfeld likes to talk and talk!!

U

Jimmy's jumping for dollars.

Nobody sends me an invitation?

We need more salsa

Xander - Xander came over to help Jerry but he ended up making more work for him!

Y

Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony.

I'm boiling, I'm fantasizing all the things I'm gonna say to her.

I'm grotesque! I look like a troll!

Behave - Behave or Seinfeld will get mad!

C

That ogre dude's pretty Cold, huh?

Dumb - Seinfeld feels dumb today!

E

Frogger

George is gettin' upset!

The man's a goblin!

It's enough to make you sick.

That's a pile of Judgment there

Kramer gets a small role in a Woody Allen movie.

La Cocina.

Mr. Lippman

You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation.

Only - Only Jerry wants to go!!

P

Gavin Palone

Queen of her castle

This that and the other

Jerry, come here for a second.

Shut up, you old bag!

Undermine - Dont try to undermine Seinfeld!!

V

I'll bash your skull into a Vegematic

Willow - Seinfeld likes Willows :)

X

I must be at the nexus of the universe.

Yams - Seinfeld doesnt like Yams!!

Z

: Did you ever see Zorba the Greek?

Ask - Make sure to ask Seinfeld if he wants cake :)

B

Bosco

Chaos does not work for the New York Yankees

Deals - Seinfeld is playing a game with others and deals the next hand..

E

That guy, in Queens!

Frogger

The man's a Goblin!

Give - Please give Seinfeld the #!

H

How dare you impune my clicking.

Idiots - Seinfeld doesnt like idiots!

J

That's a pile of Judgment there

Kenny Bania

La Cocina."

Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

:You are like Biff Loman

No soup for you!

Oh, I'm uh, Steven Snell.

Well, that relationship has obviously got a lot of potential.

You're very quick to dismiss.

You said you liked horse manure?

Well, it’d be our little secret.

Take - Seinfeld doesnt like it when people just take things w/o asking him!

U

MUST MISS!

Victoria Mahoney as Gladys

Well, it’d be our little secret.

Xylophone - Jerry cant sleep,the next door neighbour is blasting his xylophone thru a loud speaker and its 1 am!!

Y

Yes, I'm bald, but I'm still a good person.

Pez

Are you reneging?

Bosco

Chaos does not work for the New York Yankees

It's like waiting in the shower for the conditioner to work.

Gavin Palone

Frogger

'God bless you' is up for grabs.

Helen Seinfeld

I wanna be forgotten.

Jerome with the tax problem

A thief, a Bunko-artist!

Carry - Seinfeld wants to carry his stuff!

D

Do you se things as they are?

Eggs are eggs.

: Fasten your seat belts. we're goin' to see the baby.

Give - Please give Jerry the keys.he wants to drive!

H

You bunch of deadbeats.

I'm the funny one. El Clown-o.

I am such a Jackass

King - Dont worry Kartman,Jerry thinks you are king!!

L

La Cocina.

Mona

Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!

Orange - Seinfeld wants some Orange Drink :)

P

I gotta pick up Mr. Pitt's racket.

Queensborough bridge

You found out Kramer's first name?

Sort of a Popeye Doyle chase through the city!

The Jerk Store Called. They’re Running Out Of YOU!

And you want to be my latex salesman.

Visit - Seinfeld wants to goto Georgia and visit Todd :)

W

White discoloration

Any Tampax in the house?

Yellow - Seinfeld wants yellow cake for his birthday :)

Z

Zionist occupied government.

Ask - Lets Ask Seinfeld if he wants to make money today!

B

But there's karma, Kramer.

I'm completely changing the configuration of the apartment.

Hipster Doofus!

Well, you don't want too much grace, or you won't be able to stand.

It's like Coco Chanel goin' out with a fish monger.

Great - Seinfeld did a great job tonight :)

H

..Mrs. Hudwalker died?

Is - Is anyone aware she died??

J

Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony.

Keith Hernandez

“Don’t Boss me….this is why you’re goin to Hell!

How'd the Mets do?
They lost.

Sometimes it needs air

No potato man. Inka-dink. Okay.

I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity.

Quit - Quit what yuour doing or Jerry will be pi$$ed!!

R

Rasputin

Sally

The Falconer" by John Cheever.

Umbrella twirl

I sense a great Vulnerability.

Kramer volunteers to host a Jewish singles mixer.

Expira te afuera.

Yell - Seinfeld doesnt like to yell but sometimes he has to!

Z

I stink , you stink. It's show bizz. everybody stinks.

Arthur Vandelay

But there's karma, Kramer.

Careful - Careful,you dont wanna upset Seinfeld!

D

I'm on L-Dopa.

Eggs are eggs.

The Falconer" by John Cheever.

She's really given up.

Hipster Doofus!

I've become George.

Bazooka Joe.

King - Seinfeld thinks he is king of his house!! (His wife tells him otherwise :D)

L

La puerta esta abierta

Mission - Jerry is on a mission!!

N

Consider the dreaded apparatus

Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft

Superman's fortress of solitude.

It's the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination.

George can't bait a hook

Sad - George is sad because Seinfeld wont goto Mcdonalds with him...

T

Tampax

Umbrella twirl

Gavin Palone

Worried - Seinfeld is worried his lotto ticket wont win :(

X

What's an extremity?

Yell - Dont yell guys,Seinfeld is sleeping!!

Z

Ramirez has never heard your pants story.

Alton Benes

Alton Benes is your father?

I always click into this thing where I wanna do really well.

Mudder

Enjoy - Seinfeld does enjoy chocolate Milk :)

F

Cut these with your left hand.

I'm grotesque! I look like a troll!

Helen Seinfeld

Is - Is Jerry Mad??

J

Mimbo

Nosy - Seinfeld feels nosy tonight!!

O

Joseph Puglia.

Kill - Seinfeld is at the store and its so crowded he wants to kill someone!

L

Living in the darkness...like you.

Moaning - Seinfeld is woken up at 3am and he hears Moaning!!

N

The neck hole thing

Owen

Pam

Quickly - Jerry wants to quickly get dressed and go!

R

That's gold Jerry gold

Sally

The Falconer" by John Cheever

Umbrella twirl

Very - Seinfeld is very tired!

W

Seven Costanza

When are you going on your next date?

She did a full body flex on a pickle jar

You're gonna pass up an opportunity to put that aloe-pusher in her place?

I zipped up

Ask - Lets ask Jerry if we can use his p00l :)

B

My boys need a house

Come - Please come to our house Jerry,we have a surprise for you :)

D

Living in the darkness...like you.

Elaine

His Father was a Mudder...his Mother was a Mudder

Goodbye - Jerry says goodbye to his friends as he leaves for Detroit..

H

Helen Seinfeld

I wanna be forgotten

Jerome with the tax problem

No but there's Karma Kramer

Lanie

Morning Thunder tea

Nice - Seinfeld likes Nice people :)

O

What crop circles?

Pissed - Seinfeld is pi$$ed today and NOT ON so be careful dues!!

Q

Queen of her castle

Jerry. How about a baggy swimsuit?

Saturday - I talked to Jerry and he is inviting us all over on Saturday for Pizza and fun :)

T