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Frank Gannucci
03-29-2026, 03:34 PM
The Kramdens and Nortons arrive back from Orlando:

(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive at the apartment complex.)

Alice: “What a trip we had. You two boys had to make fools of yourselves.”

Ralph (yells): “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!”

Trixie: “First it was Ralph swimming with the whales.”

(The girls and Ed laugh.)

Ralph: “Boy, are you all asking for it.”

Trixie: “Then it was Ed dancing with the characters at the show at Cinderella’s castle.”

Ed: “It made me feel like a kid again.”

Alice: “And how about you two getting drunk at the fireworks show?”

Ralph: “What is so bad about that?”

Alice: “You two jumped into the pond and we had to bail you two out of jail.”

Ralph: “Ok. Sorry. Walt Disney World is a MAGICAL place. Imagine what it would look like in Miami Beach.”

(Crowd cheers. They sing a song about WDW in Miami Beach. Crowd cheers at the end.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)