Sophia: "What!? Can't we learn from history?"

I guess I don't need a shopping spree to give me the Christmas spirit.

Dorothy: "Stanley, you're one chromosome away from being a potato."

Everything'll work out fine as long as I do not have to sleep with Rose.

Sophia: "Get a clue, you geriatric!"

Dorothy: "Ladies and gentlemen, Roy Orbinson."

Sophia: "I'll be damned! The black guy is prejudiced."

Sophia: "Eat dirt and die, trash."