Frank Gannucci
03-24-2026, 07:20 AM
The Kramdens & Nortons go to Walt Disney World:
(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive in Orlando.)
Ralph (yells): “WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE?”
Alice (yells): “RALPH, DID YOU HAVE TO SPEED IN THE RENTAL CAR?”
Ralph (yells): “I WANNA SEE MICKIE AND MINNIE.”
Ed: “And I want to see Dumbo.”
Ralph: “You have a lot in common with him.”
Ed: “So do you.”
Ralph: “Oooooh, you are gonna get it.”
(Alice’s parents arrive. Ralph is even more upset.)
Alice’s Mom: “Hi Sonny Boy. You have a lot in common with Dumbo.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!”
Alice’s Dad: “Are we ready to go to Sea World?”
Trixie: “I am.”
Alice’s Mom: “Ralph will love seeing all those whales. They probably remind me of him.”
Ralph (muttering): “Just one swing.”
(After the show, Ralph is standing near the edge of the pool.)
Ed: “Ralph, I wouldn’t do that. That’s breaking the rules here.”
Ralph: “You sound just like Alice. No one’s looking. I’m taking these home movie to show to the boys at home what a real genius I am.” (Slipping and falling into the water, yells): “DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
(Splash.)
(Everyone bails a soaking wet Ralph out of jail.)
Alice: “What do you have to say for yourself?”
Alice’s Mom: “I just uploaded the entire video to the Raccoon Lodge Facebook page. Everyone got a real good laugh.”
Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH. A BLAB-BER-MOUTH.”
(They fight while everyone tries to keep the peace.)
(A soaking wet Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive in Orlando.)
Ralph (yells): “WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE?”
Alice (yells): “RALPH, DID YOU HAVE TO SPEED IN THE RENTAL CAR?”
Ralph (yells): “I WANNA SEE MICKIE AND MINNIE.”
Ed: “And I want to see Dumbo.”
Ralph: “You have a lot in common with him.”
Ed: “So do you.”
Ralph: “Oooooh, you are gonna get it.”
(Alice’s parents arrive. Ralph is even more upset.)
Alice’s Mom: “Hi Sonny Boy. You have a lot in common with Dumbo.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!”
Alice’s Dad: “Are we ready to go to Sea World?”
Trixie: “I am.”
Alice’s Mom: “Ralph will love seeing all those whales. They probably remind me of him.”
Ralph (muttering): “Just one swing.”
(After the show, Ralph is standing near the edge of the pool.)
Ed: “Ralph, I wouldn’t do that. That’s breaking the rules here.”
Ralph: “You sound just like Alice. No one’s looking. I’m taking these home movie to show to the boys at home what a real genius I am.” (Slipping and falling into the water, yells): “DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
(Splash.)
(Everyone bails a soaking wet Ralph out of jail.)
Alice: “What do you have to say for yourself?”
Alice’s Mom: “I just uploaded the entire video to the Raccoon Lodge Facebook page. Everyone got a real good laugh.”
Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH. A BLAB-BER-MOUTH.”
(They fight while everyone tries to keep the peace.)
(A soaking wet Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)