An I Love Lucy St. Patty’s Day:

(Lucy is badgering Ricky.)

Ricky: “Absolutely NUT.”

Lucy: “Why NUT?”

Ricky: “You can’t be a part of the Club Babalu St. Patty’s Day Parade beer geyser float.”

Lucy: “Ricky, I won’t drink the beer.”

Ricky: “I know you won’t. But I don’t want the patrons to have a beer shower.”

(The Mertzes come by.)

Fred: “Hi everyone.”

Lucy: “Ricky won’t let me be a part of the parade.”

Fred: “What else is new?”

(Ricky laughs.)

Lucy: “Ethel and Fred, I promise I won’t cause a ruckus. Can we flip a coin?”

Ethel: “Yeah come on Rick.”

Ricky: “All right. We will flip. Heads, I win. Tails, you win.”

(Ricky flips.)

Ricky: “Tsils, you win.”

Lucy: “Oh thank you honey.”

(At the parade, floats are going by. Lucy is on the float geyser. Ricky is singing “Babalu.” Lucy has the noozle pointing at her face.)

Lucy: “I wonder what this button does.”

(It activates the beer. Lucy gets doused and drops the hose and everyone gets soaked including Ricky. Ricky is FUMING.)

(At the end of the parade, everyone confronts Lucy & the Mertzes. Ricky is still mad.)

Ricky: “What happened Lucy?”

Lucy: “Ewwwww!”

(The end.)