I got this off another board. Lets make up Happy Days bloopers! They could be about anything a real episode or just make somthing up, anything!

Someone start!

Setting: Arnold's
(The gang has just had a heated arguement)
Fonzie: Hey, the Fonz changes for no man!
(Hits jukebox and turns to go inside, but stops)
(hits jukebox again, does not go off)
Fonzie: Uh...Garry?

Yeah total blooper
This is one I made up

Ralph : I still..( Donny in regular voice) what's next
Garry : Got it!
Ralph : Right, I still got it! .. got what?
Potsie : YOU ARE SUCH A MALPH!!!!!!!!!!
Ralph : You are such a POTSIE!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry if its not a blooper




:lol:

It can be in any episode but umm... The C's are at home and din din is almost ready. Marion calls for everyone, but still an empty seat is not sat in. Its Fonzies seat, but because of a guilt trip due to bad parenting Marion yells out: Howard! Go get Chuck out of the attic! Its been too long... Of course, that frightens the children....who would be next?:eek:

Hummm....this started out as a blooper, but I sort of got carried away with it...Be warned, it is extremely long. I am supposed to be online gathering info for a paper that is due tomorrow, and I believe this was my way of procrastinating even further.



Howard: To my family: Marion, Joanie, Richie....
Marion: ...Didn't we have another child?
Joanie: No, Mom....
Marion: Hmmmm, that's funny. I distinctly remember giving birth to three children...
Richie: Sorry, it's just the two of us, Mom
Howard: You know, I think I remember having another son too....
Garry: Yes, you had another son, but we cut him several seasons ago...
Marion: I knew it! I knew I had another child!
Howard: Now what was I saying? Oh yes, to my family: Marion, Richie, Joanie.....
Fonzie: *ahem*...
Howard: Now what?
Marion: Well, Dear, Fonzie is like part of the family too.....
Howard: *sighs* Oh, Alright, I suppose you have a point...*repeats the list, adding Fonzie to the names*
Howard: *pauses*
Marion: Now what is it, Dear?
*a muffled voice comes from the closet*
*Joanie and Richie run to open the closet and look inside*
Chuck: Mrrrppphhh.....
*Joanie and Richie untie Chuck*
Chuck: Whheeww...it's about time. Do you have any idea how long I've been stuffed inside this closet?
Richie: How exactly did you get in there?
Chuck: Well, some hood wearing a leaher jacket....
Fonz: Aaayyhhh.....
Chuck: Sorry, some guy wearing a leather jacket....
Garry: Uuhhh, Fonz, when I asked you to remember to hide Chuck's identity, did you stuff him in the closet?
Fonz-- As a matter of fact, I did....no need to thank me
Marion: That poor boy, I bet he's starving....he's been in there for years....
Howard: I can't believe he's been in our closet all this time and we never knew it....*just then, a boy walks down the stairs*
Howard: Who are you?
Boy: Chachi Arcola, Fonzie's cousin.
Howard: What are you doing in my house? Fonzie, who IS this boy?!
Fonzie-- That is a fabamundo question.....unfortunately, I do not have the slightest idea.....
Garry-- Chachi, you are not scheduled to appear on the show until much later. No one evens knows you exsist yet.
Chachi-- I know, but I figured I'd just hang around the house while I wait....
Howard-- I can't have people just hanging around my house whenever they feel like it. What is the neighborhhod coming to?
Chachi-- Well, you're the one stuffing your son in closets.....
Howard-- I did no such thing!
Chachi-- Yeah, okay, well.....anyone got anything to eat? I'm starving!
Howard-- I am not going to feed some boy who is not even supposed to be on the show yet....
Garry-- Well, Howard, in the future shows, you'll be feeding Chachi quite often.....especially after he starts dating your daughter.
Howard-- What?!? First he's staying in my house, then I'm supposed to feed him and yet he gets to date my daughter?
Marion-- Here, we have an extra chair for Chachi. We'll fix him a plate, while you finish your speech, Howard.
Howard-- Marion, I am not going to feed that boy!
Fonzie-- *closes the closet door while everyone is distracted with Chachi* Look, Mr. and Mrs. C., you feed Chachi one meal, and I will personally make sure he stays out of your way until he's scheduled to be on the show
Chachi-- Hey, thanks Fonz!
*everyone sits down at the table and Howard once again tries to give his speech*
Howard: To my family: Marion, Richie, Joanie....
Fonzie: *ahem*...
Howard: And Fonzie....
*Fonzie smiles proudly*
Chachi-- Hey, what about me?
Howard: What about you?
Chachi-- Can I be part of the family, too?
Howard, Marion, Richie, Joanie, and Fonzie in unison-- No!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
It can be in any episode but umm... The C's are at home and din din is almost ready. Marion calls for everyone, but still an empty seat is not sat in. Its Fonzies seat, but because of a guilt trip due to bad parenting Marion yells out: Howard! Go get Chuck out of the attic! Its been too long... Of course, that frightens the children....who would be next?:eek:


:eek: Aagghhh...I think we are on the same brain wavelength! Apparently, we both decided that the C.'s have Chuck stashed somewhere in their house???? *LOL*:lol:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



:eek: Aagghhh...I think we are on the same brain wavelength! Apparently, we both decided that the C.'s have Chuck stashed somewhere in their house???? *LOL*:lol:
LOl Ya! Great story! But wait... there were TWO Chucks..what happened to the other one?

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

LOl Ya! Great story! But wait... there were TWO Chucks..what happened to the other one?

*LOL* Hmmmm....apparently, Fonz stuffed one in the closet and Howard and Marion stuffed the other in the closet. Wow, I can't help but be reminded on Christmas season where everyone hides gifts around the house. Only, instead of Christmas gifts, the C.'s hide children!:eek:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl


*LOL* Hmmmm....apparently, Fonz stuffed one in the closet and Howard and Marion stuffed the other in the closet. Wow, I can't help but be reminded on Christmas season where everyone hides gifts around the house. Only, instead of Christmas gifts, the C.'s hide children!:eek:
LMAO. I wonder where the keep their coats.....:lol:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl


*LOL* Hmmmm....apparently, Fonz stuffed one in the closet and Howard and Marion stuffed the other in the closet. Wow, I can't help but be reminded on Christmas season where everyone hides gifts around the house. Only, instead of Christmas gifts, the C.'s hide children!:eek:

*rubs her eyes* Ummmm......what I meant to say was that Mr. & Mrs. C stuffed Chuck #1 in the attic and Fonz stuffed Chuck #2 in the closet.....

Next!

*Fonz walks in the door*
Fonz-- Aaayyhhh......
*Fonz looks around and notices unfamiliar faces looking nervously at him*
Wife: Quick! Call the police, I think he's a burgalar!
*husband grabs the phone and begins to dial*
Fonz: Whoah! Wrong house!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

LMAO. I wonder where the keep their coats.....:lol:


*LOL* Chuck's room??? :lol:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



*LOL* Chuck's room??? :lol:
LOl. But Chuck shared a room with Richie..until he got his own apartment. I wonder what the parents did with the bed. Being evidence and all...lol

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

LOl. But Chuck shared a room with Richie..until he got his own apartment. I wonder what the parents did with the bed. Being evidence and all...lol

I'm not sure. Who knows what else they were hiding. I'm starting to wonder if Fonzie was just a family friend, or if he was their bodyguard in cognito as just a friend/"son"/tennant. I mean, doesn't it seem suspicious that a family whose son dissapears also has a guy living above their garage who threatens to beat up anyone who crosses the family? Maybe they were all secretly in the maffia or something......:rotflmao:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl


I'm not sure. Who knows what else they were hiding. I'm starting to wonder if Fonzie was just a family friend, or if he was their bodyguard in cognito as just a friend/"son"/tennant. I mean, doesn't it seem suspicious that a family whose son dissapears also has a guy living above their garage who threatens to beat up anyone who crosses the family? Maybe they were all secretly in the maffia or something......:rotflmao:
Hehe..you never know! They are a tough bunch LOl. Ya..Im sure Fonzie "disposed" of Chuck real good. I bet Chuck #2 came along to throw Fonz off...but he knew well enough what to do!:lol:

All yor bloopers are great! Good job guys! :thumbsup:

Hehehe ya! CollegeGirl is so creative! LOl

:blush: Well, thanks! But, I'm having a ball reading everyone else's too! There are such great writers on this board!


:)

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
:blush: Well, thanks! But, I'm having a ball reading everyone else's too! There are such great writers on this board!


:)
LOl...OMG!!!! Did you watch the HD episode lastnite @ 4am? LOl. I couldnt sleep so I watched it..and something happened I just THOUGHT of you!!:lol:

Hehe..ok well it was the episode "Be The First On Your Block"- when the C's get a bomb shelter. Well, anyways..Howard mentions that a salesman is coming over and Marion asks if its for a new house. Well, Ill just write down the convo, and Im sure youll notice it yourself!
Howard: What do we need a new house for?
Marion: Well, theres just not enough closet space. We need bigger closets!

..Hmm....interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

LOl...OMG!!!! Did you watch the HD episode lastnite @ 4am? LOl. I couldnt sleep so I watched it..and something happened I just THOUGHT of you!!:lol:

Hehe..ok well it was the episode "Be The First On Your Block"- when the C's get a bomb shelter. Well, anyways..Howard mentions that a salesman is coming over and Marion asks if its for a new house. Well, Ill just write down the convo, and Im sure youll notice it yourself!
Howard: What do we need a new house for?
Marion: Well, theres just not enough closet space. We need bigger closets!

..Hmm....interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*ROTFLMAO* I watched that ep. this morning at 7am (We get 2 N@N channels, so we get it at 4am and 7am) but somehow I missed that. THAT is SO coincidental that we were just discussing that. Hmmmmm....so our speculations MUST be true. The Cunninghams are stashing bodies in their closets!! I bet if we looked we could find Spike in one of them! And Jenny, K.C., Melvin, and perhaps Ashley and Heather in there! Hmmmmm.....I wonder..*LOL*

THAT would be a great episode....how the Cunninghams "get rid of" unwanted characters.....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl


*ROTFLMAO* I watched that ep. this morning at 7am (We get 2 N@N channels, so we get it at 4am and 7am) but somehow I missed that. THAT is SO coincidental that we were just discussing that. Hmmmmm....so our speculations MUST be true. The Cunninghams are stashing bodies in their closets!! I bet if we looked we could find Spike in one of them! And Jenny, K.C., Melvin, and perhaps Ashley and Heather in there! Hmmmmm.....I wonder..*LOL*

THAT would be a great episode....how the Cunninghams "get rid of" unwanted characters.....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hahha. Yes yes... our assumptions have been proven correctamundo! Ha..I wonder who else is hiding in there! Ohh..I bet they hid Arnold in there, but he managed to escape in the early 80's!! Im sure the C's really punished him for that!!:eek: And when Joanie and Chachi left... I bet they got sick of all their kids and hid them. I bet they felt guilty and had to let atleast Joanie out!:crazy: And, when you think about it, Howard DID have that vault.....:eek: LOl

Oh! You're right! And the vault was even larger than the closets!!

Can't you see a HUGE news episode with footage of how the Cunninghams got busted for stashing all those bodies. And they seemed like such a NICE family.....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
Oh! You're right! And the vault was even larger than the closets!!

Can't you see a HUGE news episode with footage of how the Cunninghams got busted for stashing all those bodies. And they seemed like such a NICE family.....

:lol: :lol: :lol:
OMG yes! LOl..itd be like all of their "victims" lol confessing and telling the evil doings of the so called perfect family! Hahaha..BUT you wouldnt see their faces..it would be the shadow thing where its all blurry and black lol..and their voices have been changed haha. Then, its like an episode of cops where they bust through the doors while Mrs.C is kitting and Mr.C is at the table. Then, you here Mr.C yell: "Quick, Marion! Hide the evidence!"

And....fade out to *COPS* theme song.


Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what you gonna do........




:lol: :happyface :lol:

*Heather, Fonzie, and Ashley walk into a lovely French restaurant. The waiter seats Ashley and Fonzie seats Heather and then sits down himself.*

Waiter-- Would you like a booster seat?
Fonz-- No, thank you.
Heather-- Ummm, I think he was talking to me....
Fonz- Oh....I knew that
*waiter hands them their menus*

OK, that was a stolen scene, but funny nonetheless....

*Fonzie, Howard and Joanie are standing in the Cunningham kitchen. Fonzie and Joanie are in an argument, Howard is attempting to calm them down.*
Joanie-- You're a coward!!!
Fonz-- Ex'cuse me? *To Howard* Did you hear her?! I'm gonna...
Joanie-- Gonna what?
Howard-- *standing between Joanie and Fonzie* Joanie! That's enough!!
Joanie-- *glaring at Fonzie* You go to your room until you cool off right this minute!!
Fonz-- Alright....*stomps off mocking Joanie in a nasal voice* Go to your room...Go to your room...They're ~always~ sending me to my room!
*Howard stands quietly, gaping....he is obviously confused*
*Joanie looks toward Garry with a blank expression on her face*
Joanie-- Uhhhh.....
*Fonz, suddenly aware that he was just insulted, saunters back into the kitchen*
Fonz-- Aaayyhhhh.....

Garry-- *sighs* You all mixed up your lines again.....

Howard-- *Still silent and looking confused, puts his hand on his forehead and begins to laugh*

*Joanie smiles apologetically toward Fonz*
Fonz-- You've got till 5....4....3...
*Joanie bolts out of the room*
Fonz-- *turns toward Howard* You are still here....
Howard-- Oh! Right! Sorry, Fonz....*turns and begins to leave...*
Howard-- *turns back around and looks at Fonz*-- Fonz, this is MY kitchen....
Fonz-- *glances at the room* Uhhhh....right....I knew that!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one!! And good quote too!:happyface

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

OMG yes! LOl..itd be like all of their "victims" lol confessing and telling the evil doings of the so called perfect family! Hahaha..BUT you wouldnt see their faces..it would be the shadow thing where its all blurry and black lol..and their voices have been changed haha. Then, its like an episode of cops where they bust through the doors while Mrs.C is kitting and Mr.C is at the table. Then, you here Mr.C yell: "Quick, Marion! Hide the evidence!"

And....fade out to *COPS* theme song.


Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what you gonna do........




:lol: :happyface :lol:

Hmmmmm......how about this?

*someone is sitting behind a black screen confessing about the C's hiding bodies in closets and store vaults*

*Fonz, Richie, and Ralph burst through the studio door*

Fonzie-- Webber!! *Fonz obviously knows who the mysterious person is*
Person-- Uhhhh.....there's no body back here....
Richie-- Potsie, we know it's you!
Person-- Potsie? Potsie who? *the voice changer thing has been turned off, so Potsie's real voice is head*
Fonzie-- WEBBER!!!
*the screen falls down and everyone can see Potsie*
Potsie-- *waves* Uh, hi guys! What brings you here??
*Fonz, looking quite agitated, snaps his fingers*
Potsie- *stands up* Uhhhh, right Fonz!
*The four of them walk out of the studio*
Ralph-- You're SUCH a Potsie!!

Originally posted by CollegeGirl


Hmmmmm......how about this?

*someone is sitting behind a black screen confessing about the C's hiding bodies in closets and store vaults*

*Fonz, Richie, and Ralph burst through the studio door*

Fonzie-- Webber!! *Fonz obviously knows who the mysterious person is*
Person-- Uhhhh.....there's no body back here....
Richie-- Potsie, we know it's you!
Person-- Potsie? Potsie who? *the voice changer thing has been turned off, so Potsie's real voice is head*
Fonzie-- WEBBER!!!
*the screen falls down and everyone can see Potsie*
Potsie-- *waves* Uh, hi guys! What brings you here??
*Fonz, looking quite agitated, snaps his fingers*
Potsie- *stands up* Uhhhh, right Fonz!
*The four of them walk out of the studio*
Ralph-- You're SUCH a Potsie!!
Hahhahaa...Potsie! LMAO.:lol: That whole COPS theme song gave me an idea...LOl

:rotflmao: All so funny! Great job guys!

"Bad boys bad boys a whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you bad boys..."

Kinda long!!!!!!!!!! LOl


The first part is the local news for Milwaukee..

News anchor: Good evening. On top of the news tonight, a local family busted for hiding local family members and friends. But first, hear the confessions of the kidnapped. Some the faces have been boxed out and the voices changed to protect the innocent.

First person (Chuck #1): I always knew my parents were up to something, so when I went to confront them about it one day, they gave me this evil look and told me that I was crazy. That following night, they grabbed me and threw me in the closet. I never even got to say goodbye to by siblings...
*
Chuck #2: When I found out I would be replacing the first brother, I was ecstatic. The money was good, and the family seemed really nice. I felt as if I had finally had closure. Then, one day out of nowhere they grab me and throw me in a closet. They did it right in the driveway, anyone could have seen them....I later found out it was because I ate too much..
*
Arnold: When Howard found out I was letting his wife and Fonzie use my diner to practice dancing, I saw intense jealousy in his eyes. I never did look at him the same way again. About 6 months later, I get a phone call. It was him. He told me to run away or he would send me away. At first I was scared, but then I realized he couldnt scare me. About 5 minutes later a hand is put over my mouth and I pass out. I woke up 2 hours later smelling like bologna and stuffed in a closet.
*
Mystery person (Potsie): I always knew he hated me. He didnt like my shirt, and never wanted me around..he managed to catch me once, but my best pal questioned him so badly, I was released a week later. I still have nightmares about it..
*
Spike: Old people never liked my smart mouth. Especially Howard. He hated to be called old. He told me he would seek his revenge on me someday. I knew I was tough and I knew I was cool. Plus, I had the Fonz to protect me. But even Fonzie couldnt protect me from what happened that next Saturday night. I got caught stealing money from Arnolds, but I confessed. Mr.C tried to be nice, but I could see it written all over his face--He wanted to get me BAD. Well, I turned my life around and became a florist. I was just about to go from when a man was standing outside. I told him that we were closed, but he demanded he came in. He said it was an emergency. When I got closer I recognized him. It was Mr.C. At first I was scared, but realized I was foolish and let him in. I was walking back to the register, when suddenly a plant pot is put onto my head and Im thrown into a car. We mustve drove miles. We finally reached his destination. I was thirsty and starting to become dehyrdrated..he didnt care. I could see very little..only when I looked down. I noticed that we were at their house. He shoved me into a closet. But by that time... it was too full....*voice cracks*The..the next day..Im sorry..give me a minute. *cries*. Ok..I-I feel better. Th-that next day...we were all shoved into his DeSoto..we were crammed like sardines. Ten minutes later, we pull up to his store. He grabs us out and locks us in his vault. It took 23 days to be saved...I thank you, whoever...for saving us..*tears up*

Anchor: *frowns* What a sad, yet remarkable story. It truly is a blessing they are all OK. *turns to camera 2* And now.. the other half of the story. The Cunningham bust. Just last week Howard and Marion Cunningham are caught. Here is the horrific video.

*COPS theme plays*
*Cops outside..ready to bust in*
*Cop knocks on door*
Marion: *whispers* Who could it be at this time of night?
Howard: Who knows!
Marion: You did hide the bodies, right?
Howard: Of course I did.
Marion: Good..what about the evidence?
Howard: Of course Ma--
*Cops bust through door*
Howard: Quick! Make a run for it!!!!!!!!
*Mr&Mrs.C try to run out the kitchen door.*
*Cops tackle them down and arrest them on the spot*
*Being walked out to the police car*
Marion: Get that camera out of my face!!!!! %$%&$!!!!!!
Howard: We're innocent I tell ya!
Cop: Eh, dont lie! We know all about your underground kidnap dealings!
Howard: We needed the money!!!!
Marion: We did it for you, Richard and Joanie!! Remember.. Mommy & Daddy love you!!!!!!
Howard: Its the mafia! They made us!!!!!!
Marion: I said to get the camera out of my face!!!!!!!!@#@%&@!!!!
*Video coverage turns to snow*
*
Anchor: What an intense video. Howard and Marion are set to begin trial next Tuesday. They are currently in the Wisonsin State Prison being held without bail. If found guilty, they will face up to 40 years in jail. Children Richard and Joanie have no comment. A spokesperson for the children named Arthur Fonzarelli wishes all the best of luck to the victims. The hero is still a mystery waiting to be solved, but we have a few descriptions. He is a male, average height and was seen wearing a cap. Anything on this hero is greatly appreciated. Please, be on the look out. More information at 11pm.

:rotflmao: HILARIOUS...GREAT JOB!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Arnold: When Howard found out I was letting his wife and Fonzie use my diner to practice dancing, I saw intense jealousy in his eyes. I never did look at him the same way again. About 6 months later, I get a phone call. It was him. He told me to run away or he would send me away. At first I was scared, but then I realized he couldnt scare me. About 5 minutes later a hand is put over my mouth and I pass out. I woke up 2 hours later smelling like bologna and stuffed in a closet.


That part was HILARIOUS! Arnold rocks, It sounds like he would REALLY say that!

:blush: Hehe thanks!!!!:thanks: It took me a while, and I made a few errors LOl, but its understandable!:D

*LOL* That was AWESOME!!!! I loved it!

BRAVO!:clap: :clap: :clap:

:bighug:



:yourock: :yourock:

:lol:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
*LOL* That was AWESOME!!!! I loved it!

BRAVO!:clap: :clap: :clap:

:bighug:



:yourock: :yourock:
:thanks::D :D :thanks: Thank you!!


You know what.. YOU rock too! :hug: :rock: :yourock::cool:

Originally posted by TheFonz
:yourock: ~*YEAH!*~ ~*YOU*~ ~*ROCK!!!!*~ :yourock:
:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:
THANKS!!:D :happyface :D You know what? I rock! You rock! She rocks! WE ALL ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rock::happyface :lol:

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WE ALL ROCK!!!!!! Especially us 3!!!!!!! ( you, me and TheFonz!!!!!)

Originally posted by Istillgotit
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WE ALL ROCK!!!!!! Especially us 3!!!!!!! ( you, me and TheFonz!!!!!)
:eek2: Hey! Dont forget CollegeGirl!! She, White_Daisy, and CamQueen have been writing the *BEST* stories!! LOl:D I except to see some new work in 10 minutes!:happyface

*LOL* I think the verdict is out-- EVERYONE rocks!! :cool:




:happyface

OOH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE ON THSI BOARD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

:eek2: Hey! Dont forget CollegeGirl!! She, White_Daisy, and CamQueen have been writing the *BEST* stories!! LOl:D I except to see some new work in 10 minutes!:happyface


Who could forget them? And FonzFan! And RichFonz And EVERYONE ELSE!

CollegeGirl..here is the EXACT quote!!! LOLOl

Howard: I called this meeting because any minute now a salesmen will be coming in here.
Marion: Are we buying a new house?
Howard: What do we need a new house for, what's wrong with this one?
Marion: Well we don't have enough closet space, life would be so much more pleasant if we just had more closet space.

I Wouldnt be surprised to find The Bradys Dog Tiger in The Cunninghams Closet Too. LOL

Gee, how do they all fit in there? :eek: No wonder Marion compained!

Originally posted by Istillgotit
OOH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE ON THSI BOARD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

People, I think we've been drinking too much coffee here...

Originally posted by White_Daisy


People, I think we've been drinking too much coffee here...

You noticed? I'm having my 98,672nd cup right now! Have a cup it's folgers Xtra-Hyper Triple-caffine. . .

Originally posted by TheFonz


You noticed? I'm having my 98,672nd cup right now! Have a cup it's folgers Xtra-Hyper Triple-caffine. . .

Scene: Arnold's with large crowd. Richie gets on stage.

Richie: (to microphone) Testing! Testing! Hello Milwaukeeee!!! (no one looks up) Good evening Milwaukeeee!!! (no one looks up) Er...Milwaukee? (no one looks up). (to side) Garry!!!

Garry: (looking frantically at script) Try something else. They have to pay attention. You're Opie!

Richie: sigh....(looks as if he has idea)....YOWZA YOWZA YOWZA!!! (everyone looks up to glare at him, Fonzie raises his fist). Uh...Thank you Milwaukee for your attention. Now, may I present, the famous, the wonderful, the great, the...stupid...the freak...the idiotic...the ...RALPH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE SCRIPT!!

Ralph: (runs across scene in a trenchcoat and when he sees some girls, he flashes them. of course, we don't see) I still got it!

Richie: (blinks and rubs eyes) oh boy. Anyway, presenting the amazing, the super, the great, POTSIE WEBBER!!!!

Audience cheers and Potsie walks out on stage with that goofy smile on his face.

Richie: Well, Milwaukee, Potsie is going to be singing for the Folger's CEO sitting in the audience over there and if he does this right, he gets the job. Who knows where this could lead!!! Maybe he can even direct a few tv shows...or movies...or win some awards. I wish I could do that. When I was a little boy...

Garry: Ron!!!

Richie: You know, if I won an Oscar, I wouldn't be treated like this. Just you wait and see, oen day I'll go to California and make a movie about a famous schizophrenic mathamatician played by an actor who breaks up marriages and plays a skirt-wearing Gladiator. And, after going bald and losing all my money on a horrible film based on the Grinch who will be played by an actor who will play a freak in a mask, I will win not only one Oscar, but two!!!! Now what do you have to say?!?!?!

Garry slowly picks up phone and dials 9-1-1

Garry: uh...that's great, Ron, why don't you continue?

Richie: Now Potsmeister...

Garry: Ron!!!

Richie: (angry) Potsie! (calmer) All you have to do is sing this song, "The Best Part of waking up is Folger's in your cup." Can you do that Potsie?

Potsie: sure I can

Richie: Then go for it!

Potsie walks up to the mike and grins at the CEO.

Potsie (singing) The best part of waking up is Columbia in your cup!!!! (stops singing) how was that?!?!

CEO gets up and leaves. Garry slaps his head with his hand.

Garry: If he had gotten that job, we could have gotten rid of him...

Richie: Potsie! you're such a Potsie! What are you gonna do now?!?!

Potsie: well...I'll find a job. (walks out of Arnold's

A week later, Garry is talking to Ron about a scene with a commercial comes on TV

TV Voice: You know you can't leave your house without Columbia!

Ron and Garry stare at screen. Camera cuts to screen which shows Potsie riding the Columbia horse with the hat and the mustache.

Potsie: (speaking in Spanish) Colombia es la mejor parte del día. No salga de su casa sin ella.

Garry and Ron: I didn't know he knew Spanish...

Horse suddenly kicks Potsie off.

Potsie: ¡Usted Caballo Estúpido! ¡Vuelto aquí!

Director runs on screen: Potsie, usted es tal Potsie!!!

Garry and Ron: Yeah, that's Potsie alright.

Originally posted by White_Daisy


Scene: Arnold's with large crowd. Richie gets on stage.

Richie: (to microphone) Testing! Testing! Hello Milwaukeeee!!! (no one looks up) Good evening Milwaukeeee!!! (no one looks up) Er...Milwaukee? (no one looks up). (to side) Garry!!!

Garry: (looking frantically at script) Try something else. They have to pay attention. You're Opie!

Richie: sigh....(looks as if he has idea)....YOWZA YOWZA YOWZA!!! (everyone looks up to glare at him, Fonzie raises his fist). Uh...Thank you Milwaukee for your attention. Now, may I present, the famous, the wonderful, the great, the...stupid...the freak...the idiotic...the ...RALPH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE SCRIPT!!

Ralph: (runs across scene in a trenchcoat and when he sees some girls, he flashes them. of course, we don't see) I still got it!

Richie: (blinks and rubs eyes) oh boy. Anyway, presenting the amazing, the super, the great, POTSIE WEBBER!!!!

Audience cheers and Potsie walks out on stage with that goofy smile on his face.

Richie: Well, Milwaukee, Potsie is going to be singing for the Folger's CEO sitting in the audience over there and if he does this right, he gets the job. Who knows where this could lead!!! Maybe he can even direct a few tv shows...or movies...or win some awards. I wish I could do that. When I was a little boy...

Garry: Ron!!!

Richie: You know, if I won an Oscar, I wouldn't be treated like this. Just you wait and see, oen day I'll go to California and make a movie about a famous schizophrenic mathamatician played by an actor who breaks up marriages and plays a skirt-wearing Gladiator. And, after going bald and losing all my money on a horrible film based on the Grinch who will be played by an actor who will play a freak in a mask, I will win not only one Oscar, but two!!!! Now what do you have to say?!?!?!

Garry slowly picks up phone and dials 9-1-1

Garry: uh...that's great, Ron, why don't you continue?

Richie: Now Potsmeister...

Garry: Ron!!!

Richie: (angry) Potsie! (calmer) All you have to do is sing this song, "The Best Part of waking up is Folger's in your cup." Can you do that Potsie?

Potsie: sure I can

Richie: Then go for it!

Potsie walks up to the mike and grins at the CEO.

Potsie (singing) The best part of waking up is Columbia in your cup!!!! (stops singing) how was that?!?!

CEO gets up and leaves. Garry slaps his head with his hand.

Garry: If he had gotten that job, we could have gotten rid of him...

Richie: Potsie! you're such a Potsie! What are you gonna do now?!?!

Potsie: well...I'll find a job. (walks out of Arnold's

A week later, Garry is talking to Ron about a scene with a commercial comes on TV

TV Voice: You know you can't leave your house without Columbia!

Ron and Garry stare at screen. Camera cuts to screen which shows Potsie riding the Columbia horse with the hat and the mustache.

THE END!

:rotflmao:

i edited it, i needed a bit more Potsie stupidness.

Originally posted by White_Daisy
i edited it, i needed a bit more Potsie stupidness.

Hahahah! That Columba horse part cracked me up!

hee hee, thanks

BUMP!

Scene: Arnold's with large crowd. Richie gets on stage.

Richie: (to microphone) Testing! Testing! Hello Milwaukeeee!!! (no one looks up) Good evening Milwaukeeee!!! (no one looks up) Er...Milwaukee? (no one looks up). (to side) Garry!!!

Garry: (looking frantically at script) Try something else. They have to pay attention. You're Opie!

Richie: sigh....(looks as if he has idea)....YOWZA YOWZA YOWZA!!! (everyone looks up to glare at him, Fonzie raises his fist). Uh...Thank you Milwaukee for your attention. Now, may I present, the famous, the wonderful, the great, the...Oh, bollocks. (gasps and looks shocked at the camera) DON'T AIR THIS, PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T AIR THIS!

Wait, is this supposed to be Happy Days naughtiest bloopers or what?

Chachi: Wee Wee Wee


Fonzie: Oye!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
CollegeGirl..here is the EXACT quote!!! LOLOl

Howard: I called this meeting because any minute now a salesmen will be coming in here.
Marion: Are we buying a new house?
Howard: What do we need a new house for, what's wrong with this one?
Marion: Well we don't have enough closet space, life would be so much more pleasant if we just had more closet space. :rotflmao: :lol: :lol: