A Honeymooners MLK Jr Day:

(Ralph & Ed are walking the streets of NYC. They see banners celebrating the 40th anniversary of MLK Jr Day.)

Ed: “Va-va-va voom! Take a look at the banners Ralph.”

Ralph: “I know. Martin would be so proud. If Dr. King was alive today, he would be 97.”

Ed: “Imagine living that long.”

Ralph: “Tell me about it.”

(Ed looks at Ralph.)

Ed: “You would DEFINITELY be LUCKY to live that long.”

Ralph: “You are a regular riot Norton.”

Ed: “We all know what a role model Dr. King was.”

Ralph: “He definitely was. I would love it if he rode on my bus.”

Ed: “That would be great. You would be the biggest bus driver of all LITERALLY and FIGURATIVELY.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “OK NORTON! LETS GO! LETS GO!”

(Ralph wants to fight Ed but Ed runs away. Ralph runs after him.)

Man: “I’m surprised that that elephant can run that fast.”

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. Once again, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)