"Casper the Friendly Ghost Theme" was played by the ghost of a man who had a werewolf curse placed on him in the past.

Thinking that she was dying, Angélique cursed her husband to become a species of ______.

^LOL

Thinking that she was dying, Angélique cursed her husband to become a species of a disembodied head.

Barnabas and Ben kill Angelique by ...

Barnabas and Ben kill Angelique by pushing her out of a canoe into an alligator's mouth.

Who used the alias of Victor Fenn-Gibbon?

The Jolly Green Giant.

Aristede uses a swinging blade pendulum with Quentin under it, and tells Qunetin it will kill him unless he ...

Aristede uses a swinging blade pendulum with Quentin under it, and tells Quentin it will kill him unless he confesses to liking My Mother the Car.

Beth attempts to take her own life by ______.

^LOL

Beth attempts to take her own life by watching Me and the Chimp.

In 'reality,' Beth couldn't watch Me and the Chimp because ...

^LOL

In 'reality,' Beth couldn't watch Me and the Chimp because she suffered from pithecophobia, a fear of apes.

Count Petofi stopped Beth from killing ______.

Count Petofi stopped Beth from killing a spider.

Count Petofi bore a strange resemblance to ________.

Count Petofi bore a strange resemblance to Santa Claus on crack.

He watched through the window as Angelique attempted to use ______ to take away Quentin's disfigurement.

He watched through the window as Angelique attempted to use Sono Bello fat suction to take away Quentin's disfigurement.

Barnabas's involvement with the _______ marked the beginning of the end for Dark Shadows.

Barnabas's involvement with the FBI marked the beginning of the end for Dark Shadows.

Barnabas had a thirst for ______.

Barnabas had a thirst for bloody Marys.

Joan Bennett had trouble --

A. Remembering what century she was in

B. Because she kept tripping over stagehands

C. Finding a zipper on 1700s clothing because zippers hadn't been invented yet

D. With all of the above

LOL^

D. All of the above

In 1951, Bennett's screen career was marred by scandal after her third husband, film producer Walter Wanger, shot and injured her ________.

In 1951, Bennett's screen career was marred by scandal after her third husband, film producer Walter Wanger, shot and injured her first husband.

Fro the shooting, Wanger was sent to ...

Wanger was sent to Widow's Hill.

Who shot Joan Bennett's agent Jennings Lang?

She didn't like her roles, so she shot him.

After Dark Shadows, Louis Edmonds acted on ...

After Dark Shadows, Louis Edmonds acted on Saved by the Bellboy.

Elizabeth's first choice for Carolyn to marry was ______.

Elizabeth's first choice for Carolyn to marry was Tiny Tim.

Burke tried to put _______ out of business.

Burke tried to put Walgreen's out of business.

Laura Stockbridge was the first wife of ________.

Laura Stockbridge was the first wife of Ward Cleaver.

Laura Stockbridge had a fascination with ___________.

Laura Stockbridge had a fascination with Barney Rubble.

Jason had a shady past, and was wanted in several different countries for smuggling, swindling and _______.

Jason had a shady past, and was wanted in several different countries for smuggling, swindling and threatening to send Alice Kramden to the moon.

At one point, Carolyn threatened Willie with ...

LOL^

At one point, Carolyn threatened Willie with smothering his bologna sandwich with mayonnaise which he was allergic to.

Quentin's mother died in a _______ accident, when he was two years old.

Quentin's mother died in a shootout accident with Yosemite Sam, when he was two years old.

In 1966, it was brought out that Elizabeth hadn't left the house for _______ years.

In 1966, it was brought out that Elizabeth hadn't left the house for 66 years.

Roger returned to live at Collinwood with _______.

Roger returned to live at Collinwood with Judah Zachary's disembodied head.

Barnabas bricked up _________ in the Old House basement.

Barnabas bricked up The Beatles in the Old House basement.

TV Guide named ________ #8 in its 2013 list of The 60 Nastiest Villains of All Time.

^LOL

TV Guide named Fred Rutherford #8 in its 2013 list of The 60 Nastiest Villains of All Time.

_______ ran a private school in 1897.

^LOL

Fred Ziffel ran a private school in 1897. Arnold was valedictorian.

Jerry Lacy played Humphrey Bogart in both the Broadway show and film version of Woody Allen's __________.

Jerry Lacy played Humphrey Bogart in both the Broadway show and film version of Woody Allen's Preach It Again, Rev.

In 1795, Rev. Trask's main interest was ...

^LOL

In 1795, Rev. Trask's main interests were tiddlywinks and checkers.

Nancy Barrett appeared on numerous soaps, including The Doctors, One Life to Live, and _________.

Nancy Barrett appeared on numerous soaps, including The Doctors, One Life to Live, and Blondes of Widow's Hill.

Her most interesting role on Dark Shadows was ...

Her most interesting role on Dark Shadows was Charity Cleaver.

Joe, upset by Carolyn's attention to Burke Devlin, began dating ________.

Joe, upset by Carolyn's attention to Burke Devlin, began dating Ann Marie.

Burke suspected Roger of ...

^LOL

Burke suspected Roger of cheating at Monopoly.

Burke's father was very strict and once beat him so hard, his hands were _____ for two weeks.

Burke's father was very strict and once beat him so hard, his hands were unapproved by Madge the Palmolive lady for two weeks.

Angelique was a ...

Angelique was a stand-in for soap opera actress Susan Lucci.

Angélique hexed a powerful spell to manipulate Josette’s love for ________.

^LOL

Angélique hexed a powerful spell to manipulate Josette’s love for Cheetos.

One time, Barnabas forgot his _______.

^LOL

One time, Barnabas forgot his manners.

Pansy was the only one who recognized the difference between _________.

Pansy was the only one who recognized the difference between butter and margarine.

Burke was blamed but it was Roger who ...

Burke was blamed but it was Roger who burned the bundt cake.

Julia Hoffman was introduced as the head of ____________.

^LOL

Julia Hoffman was introduced as the head of Collinwood Culinary Creations.

Julia attempted to cure Barnabas of _______

Julia attempted to cure Barnabas of Lyme Disease.

The Collinsport Star is the ________.

The Collinsport Star is what they call the bouncer at The Blue Whale.

Grayson Hall played a ______ in 1897.

Grayson Hall played a bartender in 1897.

Grayson Hall made her film debut in 1961 in Run Across the _____.

Grayson Hall made her film debut in 1961 in Run Across the Coals

David was a good boy ____ % of the time.

David was a good boy .0987654 % of the time.

David enjoyed reading ______ Magazine.

David enjoyed reading Mad Magazine.

David resembled __________.

David resembled Danny Partridge.

Sabrina was originally from _______.

(that could be the right answer!)

Sabrina was originally from cloud nine, where all the teenage witches come from.

Kate Jackson also acted on ___________.

Kate Jackson also acted on Home Alone.

David and his father moved to Collinwood to live with his Aunt Elizabeth and Cousin _____.

David and his father moved to Collinwood to live with his Aunt Elizabeth and Cousin Itt.

Victoria attended a seance and next thing she knew, she was transported to ________.

^LOL

Victoria attended a seance and next thing she knew, she was transported to Beverly Hills.

Laura Stockbridge was the first wife of _________.

Laura Stockbridge was the first wife of Ra.

Barnabas encountered _______ during a few time period visits.

Barnabas encountered the Stork during a few time period visits.

Frid's passion for acting began at the age of 16 when he appeared in a production of Richard Brinsley Sheridan's The ________.

Frid's passion for acting began at the age of 16 when he appeared in a production of Richard Brinsley Sheridan's The Delectability of Necks.

Two of Diana Millay's early appearances were 2 successive TV guest shots in 1960, in different roles, on ________.

^LOL

Two of Diana Millay's early appearances were 2 successive TV guest shots in 1960, in different roles, on Barnaby Jones.

In 1970, Millay was offered a daytime role as Kitty Styles on the CBS soap _________.

In 1970, Millay was offered a daytime role as Kitty Styles on the CBS soap The Edge of Arson.

On Dark Shadows, a curse on Chris Jennings had him turn into ... _________.

On Dark Shadows, a curse on Chris Jennings had him turn into Homer Simpson.

Diana Millay's first film role was in the 1957 United Artists movie Street of _______.

^LOL

Diana Millay's first film role was in the 1957 United Artists movie Street of Sunners.

A phoenix or phenix is reborn after dying in ...

A phoenix or phenix is reborn after dying in Arizona.

Mrs. Johnson had a married daughter who lived in ______.

Mrs. Johnson had a married daughter who lived in Transylvania.

After her first night in Collinwood, Victoria decides to ...

After her first night in Collinwood, Victoria decides to get drunk.

With a time slot change to 3:30 Eastern/2:30 Central, many more __________s found the program.

^LOL

With a time slot change to 3:30 Eastern/2:30 Central, many more time travelers found the program.

After the ______ storyline ended, the ratings began to slide.

After the Gilbert Gates storyline ended, the ratings began to slide.

Collinwood Mansion was built in 1795 by _______.

Collinwood Mansion was built in 1795 by Frank Lloyd Sprite.

In 1995 Barnabas and Julia discover ...

In 1995 Barnabas and Julia discover Indonesia.

Julia tried to hypnotize David to stop him from finding Barnabas' ______ when he broke into the Old House.

^LOL

Julia tried to hypnotize David to stop him from finding Barnabas' toupee when he broke into the Old House.

Someone should have said to David, "You need a ________."

Someone should have said to David, "You need to take a long walk on a short pier."

Due to frightening rumors and legends, almost every resident of the town is afraid to drive by _______.

^LOL

Due to frightening rumors and legends, almost every resident of the town is afraid to drive by KFC Necks and Wings.

When Vicky arrived in Collinsport, Maggie was working as a ...

LOL^

When Vicky arrived in Collinsport, Maggie was working as an oyster shucker.


Nathan Forbes's manipulation of Millicent Collins is reminiscent of the 1944 film ________.

Nathan Forbes's manipulation of Millicent Collins is reminiscent of the 1944 film Napebite.

In 1795, Reverend Trask performs the rite of _______ at the threshold of the Old House.

In 1795, Reverend Trask performs the rite of passage at the threshold of the Old House.

_______ made up a notable portion of the fanbase, often organizing their schedules around the show.

Witches made up a notable portion of the fanbase, often organizing their schedules around the show.

After ten years, Roger's wife, __________, returns to Collinsport.

After ten years, Roger's wife, Betty Rubble, returns to Collinsport.

Residents of Collinwood Mansion include brother and sister Roger Collins and _________.

^LOL

Residents of Collinwood Mansion include brother and sister Roger Collins and Elizabeth Taylor.

Residents of Collinwood Mansion include cook and maid ________.

Residents of Collinwood Mansion include cook and Maidenform models.

Angelique was originally introduced to explain how Barnabas Collins became a _______.

Angelique was originally introduced to explain how Barnabas Collins became a Monk.

In 1897 one resident of Collinwood was _________.

In 1897 one resident of Collinwood was fat.

The Blue Whale was
a. a pet of Maggie's
b. a boyfriend of Maggie's
c. a bar

a.

Amy Jennings

a. was an EENT doctor at Collinsport
b. with Julia Hoffman, co-owned the Collinsport Dairy Queen
c. was the sister of a werewolf

b.

Barnabas was
a. a barn animal
b. a barnacle
c. a vampire

a.

Angelique was

a. an angel from above
b. born in the West Indies
c. trained in witchcraft by Uncle Arthur

c.

Maggie was
a. the girlfriend of Joe
b. the boyfriend of Caroline
c. confused

b.

Count Petofi

a. had a powerful stare
b. wanted to put his mind in Quentin Collins' body
c. did Weight Watchers 'before' ads

c.

Joe worked with
a. fish
b. frogs
c. turtles

b.

Kate Jackson played

a. tiddlywinks on the porch
b. the manager of the Shady Rest inn
c. Daphne Harridge

b.

Julia was
a. a fishwife
b. a fishmonger
c. a doctor

a.

Magda Rakosi was

a. a previous generation's Barbie doll.
b. Dr. Hoffman's nurse practitioner.
c. A Gypsy who lived at Collinwood's Old House in 1897

a.

Willie was
a. a baker
b. a candelstick maker
c. a vampire's slave

b.

Elizabeth Stoddard was

a. a brand of baked goods.
b. the Collinwood upstairs maid
c. the sister of Roger Collins and family matriarch

a.

Little kids would run home from _______ to watch Dark Shadows.

Little kids would run home from the Collinsport Gaol to watch Dark Shadows.

True or false --

Victoria Winters went to Great Britain in search of the elusive of branch of the Collins family that Barnabas claimed to be a member of.

I think it's false so I'll say true.

Laura is not just David's mother, but a powerful and immortal ___________.

^LOL

Laura is not just David's mother, but a powerful and immortal prom queen.

Vicky rode into town on a ________.

Vicky rode into town on a Palomino pony.

Willie decided to help himself to the _____ by breaking into the Collins family mausoleum.

Willie decided to help himself to the embalming fluid by breaking into the Collins family mausoleum.

Judah Zachary

a. missed his maternal grandmother.
b. existed in 1840 as a disembodied head.
c. was a werewolf.

All of the above.

Diabolos appeared as a man dressed entirely in ________.

Diabolos appeared as a man dressed entirely in gauze.

Diabolos was said to be the father of ________.

Diabolos was said to be the father of Gilbert Gates.

In 1971, John Karlen starred as the male lead in ________ of Darkness.

^LOL

In 1971, John Karlen starred as the male lead in Svengoolie of Darkness.

In a brilliant parody, Gilbert Bates briefly became --

a. a good boy
b. a vampire
c. a werewolf
d. all of the above

LOL^

a.

The Collinsport Star was

a. a newspaper
b. a movie star
c. an astral body

c.

Rose Cottage is

a. the local flower shop
b. a doll house in the Collinwood west wing playroom
c. a small vacation home in nearby Ogunquit, Maine
d. none of the above

a.

John Karlen played _______ on the CBS crime series Cagney & Lacey.

John Karlen played Snidely Whiplash on the CBS crime series Cagney & Lacey.

Kate Jackosn played __________ on the ABC crime drama show Charlie's Angels.

Kate Jackosn played Sergeant "Pepper" Anderson on the ABC crime drama show Charlie's Angels.

Grayson Hall portrayed ________ on All My Children for a short period in 1973.

Grayson Hall portrayed Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman on All My Children for a short period in 1973.

Kathryn Leigh Scott played Miriam in two episodes of ___________ in 2013-2014.

Kathryn Leigh Scott played Miriam in two episodes of The Blacklist in 2013-2014.

In Paris, Scott played twins Penny and Jennifer in the French language miniseries L'________.

In Paris, Scott played twins Penny and Jennifer in the French language miniseries Les Werewolves De Paree.

On The Doctors Nancy Barrett played a _______.

On The Doctors Nancy Barrett played a cadaver.

Barrett reprised her role of Carolyn in the audio drama Curse of the ______.

^LOL

Barrett reprised her role of Carolyn in the audio drama Curse of the Blondes.

Roxanne Drew was

a. a barista at Starbucks
b. a vampire
c. an attorney at Morgan and Morgan

^LOL

a.

Willie was

a. wily
b. wild
c. willing
d. none of the above

c.

Roger

a. stood around and complained
b. was David's father (therefore, a.)
c. neither of the above

c.

When Barnabas travelled back in time to 1897, he spoke to young ________ on the telephone.

When Barnabas travelled back in time to 1897, he spoke to young Ward Cleaver on the telephone.

David and Amy found a ________ in Quentin's room.

^LOL

David and Amy found an Easy-Bake Oven in Quentin's room.

Louis Edmonds played ________ on AMC.

^LOL

Louis Edmonds played the xylophone on AMC.

Denise Nickerson played Violet Beauregarde in the 1971 movie, _________.

^LOL

Denise Nickerson played Violet Beauregarde in the 1971 movie National Violet.

In 1973, Nickerson starred in the TV movie The Man Who Could Talk to ________.

In 1973, Nickerson starred in the TV movie The Man Who Could Talk to Cousin Itt.

In 1982, Joan Bennett was in an episode of ___________.

In 1982, Joan Bennett was in an episode of What's My Line?

Louis Edmonds was born in ________.

Louis Edmonds was born in 1897.

Per IMDb, Joan Bennett made ___ per Dark Shadows episode.

a. $33
b. $333
c. $3333
d. $3

d.

Bennett first appeared in a silent movie as a child with her parents and sisters in her father's drama The Valley of ______.

Bennett first appeared in a silent movie as a child with her parents and sisters in her father's drama The Valley of Forgotten Lines.

Pansy Faye was performing as a psychic in Atlantic City when she met _________, who later proposed to her.

^LOL

Pansy Faye was performing as a psychic in Atlantic City when she met Nostradamus, who later proposed to her.

Pansy Faye's mother worked in _______.

^LOL

Pansy Faye's mother worked in the salt mines with Fred Rutherford.

Charity Trask was

a. a food pantry run by Rev. Lamar Trask.
b. the wife of Rev. Orville Trask.
c. the daughter of Rev. Gregory Trask.

(what a great scene this was , with Jerry Lacy and Lara Parker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeKxSJ50e04

starting at 1:27, despite the boom mike showing up at 6:47.)

^LOL

a.

Charity was briefly engaged to ________.

Charity was briefly engaged to Herman Munster.

Charity lived in

a. Worthington Hall
b. 1897
c. 1795

^LOL

c.

Rachel Drummond was hired by Edward Collins to take care of his ______.

Rachel Drummond was hired by Edward Collins to take care of his cockatoo.

Grayson Hall appeared in a 1967 episode of The Girl from _________.

Grayson Hall appeared in a 1967 episode of The Girl from A.U.N.T.

Grayson Hall appeared in a 1974 episode of ________.

Grayson Hall appeared in a 1974 episode of The Brady Bunch.

Jonathan Frid appeared in 1974 film, _________.

Jonathan Frid appeared in 1974 film Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell.

_________ played Edmund Blackstone, a reclusive horror novelist, in Seizure.

Captain Kangaroo played Edmund Blackstone, a reclusive horror novelist, in Seizure.

Victoria Winters was transported to 1795 via

a. tapping her shoes together
b. a seance
c. the stairway to another time

a.

Don Briscoe's early acting credits include a New York stage appearance in Come Back Little _______.

Don Briscoe's early acting credits include a New York stage appearance in Come Back Little Red Balloon.

Clarice Blackburn wrote dialog for ____________ in the 1980s.

Clarice Blackburn wrote dialog for ALF in the 1980s.

Mrs. Johnson had a married daughter who lived in ______.

Mrs. Johnson had a married daughter who lived in shame.

Mrs. Johnson was a spy, originally working for __________.

Mrs. Johnson was a spy, originally working for James Bond.

Joshua Collins married Naomi Collins and gave her ______ as a wedding present.

Joshua Collins married Naomi Collins and gave her a ticket to ride as a wedding present.

Joshua and Naomi had a son who was later cursed and became a _________.

Joshua and Naomi had a son who was later cursed and became a fan of Cousin Oliver.

Jason McGuire blackmails ___________________.

Jason McGuire blackmails the Skipper.

Jason McGuire works at _________.

Jason McGuire works at Gilligan's Island and manages the Honeybees.

The sheriff and Burke catch Roger tampering with _______.

The sheriff and Burke catch Roger tampering with Mrs. Johnson's omelet.

Josette is

a. the new upstairs maid.
b. the new downstairs maid.
c. Barnabas' love interest from the 1700s.

b.

The first member of the Collins family Amy met was _______.

The first member of the Collins family Amy met was Quentin's ghost

Victoria was David's governess when she came to town; Maggie eventually became David's governess because ...

Maggie eventually became David's governess because Victoria turned into a boy-eating cannibal.

Obsessed with winning Barnabas for herself, Angelique placed a spell on Josette, causing her to _________.

^LOL

Obsessed with winning Barnabas for herself, Angelique placed a spell on Josette, causing her to binge on Oreos till she weighed 300 pounds.

The writers have a group chat, trying to think of ways to kill off David:

a. Amy hits him over the head with Quentin's gramophone.
b. He becomes a disembodied head after Elizabeth does the deed off camera. He's on display like Judah Zachary.
c. They decide to cut his pay till he quits.
d. They decide to keep him on the show.
e. None of the above; there never was such a meeting.

LOL^

c.

David Henesy is an American restaurateur and former actor best known for his role as _______.

David Henesy is an American restaurateur and former actor best known for his role as Casper the Friendly Ghost.

In 2020 David Selby had a role in an episode of the CBS drama series, __________.

In 2020 David Selby had a role in an episode of the CBS drama series, NCIS: Collinwood.

The garden terrace has a water fountain, a small _____ and a gazebo.

The garden terrace has a water fountain, a small disembodied head-under-glass, and a gazebo.

A picture of Barnabas' "ancestor" hung in ...

A picture of Barnabas' "ancestor" hung in suspended animation.

Barnabas was introduced in April 1967. With a time slot change to 3:30 Eastern/2:30 Central, many more ______ found the program.

Barnabas was introduced in April 1967. With a time slot change to 3:30 Eastern/2:30 Central, many more disembodied heads found the program.

Werewolves come out when ___ ____ is full.

Werewolves come out when the outhouse is full.

What is Burke Devlin's background?

a. Married to Laura Stockbridge at 17, he was recovering from their bitter divorce.
b. A native of Peru, he changed his name and emigrated when he was 16.
c. The son of a Collinsport fisherman, he grew up hungry and poor.

^LOL

b.

What is Maggie Evans' background?

a. She is a Phoenix who recurs and dies in flames over the centuries, first appearing as Josette Du Pres in the 18th century, and eventually as Maggie in the 20th century.

b. She baited lobster traps on a Maine fishing pier and sold the lobsters to Red Lobster of Collinsport, after graduating from Collinsport High.

c. She worked as a waitress, lived with her artist father, and eventually worked for the Collinses as a governess to David Collins.

b.

What does Sam Evans do?

Sam Evens runs a distillery in Collinsport

What does Elizabeth Stoddard do?

Elizabeth Stoddard runs a racetrack.

Josette's father Andre DuPres was a wealthy ________ in the West Indies.

Josette's father Andre DuPres was a wealthy vampire in the West Indies.

Barnabas' father locked him in ...

Barnabas' father locked him in the bank vault.

What was the name of the innkeeper of the Collinsport Inn?

The innkeeper of the Collinsport Inn was Dick Loudon.

Barnabas' occupation was ...

Barnabas' occupation was gravedigger.

Maggie's occupation was __________.

Maggie's occupation was running a reform school with the first student, David.

Roger was the father of ______.

Roger was the father of a pig-man.

Did Roger have any children?

Roger had no children, other than a disembodied head he picked up at a garage sale, that he called "pig-man."

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard was the mother of _________.

(actually snorted) LOL^

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard was the mother of Gidget.

David was ______.

David was a male Phoenix, first appearing as Daniel (1795), Tad, Jamison, and finally David. It's unknown whether he died in fire, but some would like to think so.

In 1967, Barnabas comes from:

a. Great Britain, a visitor from the English branch of the family.
b. a conjuring of the witch, Angelique.
c. a coffin, where he had been chained for centuries as a vampire.

None of the above.

Joe gave Carolyn a _______ for her sixteenth birthday.

Joe gave Carolyn a curling iron for her sixteenth birthday.

Amy was _______'s sister.

Amy was Pebbles' sister.

_____ and David found an antique telephone.

Bamm-Bamm and David found an antique telephone.

Prof. Stokes briefed Barnabas on use of the _________.

Prof. Stokes briefed Barnabas on use of the coffin.

Thayer David's father, Thayer Frye Hersey, was an executive in the _________ industry.

Thayer David's father, Thayer Frye Hersey, was an executive in the time tunnel industry.

Barnabas' long-lost love was ________.

Barnabas' long-lost love was his own portrait.

Quentin enters the drawing room and orders Liz to cancel the _____.

Quentin enters the drawing room and orders Liz to cancel the jump from Widow's Hill.

Nicholas opens the coffin in the basement revealing that he has turned Angelique into a _______.

Nicholas opens the coffin in the basement revealing that he has turned Angelique into a 4-star general.

In her will, Elizabeth left the estate of Collinwood to ________.

^LOL

In her will, Elizabeth left the estate of Collinwood to Beaver Cleaver.

Barnabas visits the Collinsport Inn and is struck by Maggie Evans close resemblance to __________.

^LOL

Barnabas visits the Collinsport Inn and is struck by Maggie Evans close resemblance to Ann Marie.

Sam had sold a bunch of _____ for $15,000.

Sam had sold a bunch of I ching wands for $15,000.

Julia treats Maggie at ___________.

Julia treats Maggie at a day spa.

Julia allowed both Sam and Joe to visit ______.

Julia allowed both Sam and Joe to visit another doctor.

Julia has Joe sent to ________.

Julia has Joe sent to prison.

Joe blamed Mrs. Stoddard for Carolyn's unwillingness to ________.

Joe blamed Mrs. Stoddard for Carolyn's unwillingness to curl her hair.

In 1795 Victoria was tried for _______.

^LOL

In 1795 Victoria was tried for racing turtles with the Skipper.

In the early 1960s, Willie developed close ties with an unscrupulous ________.

^LOL

In the early 1960s, Willie developed close ties with an unscrupulous Peter Brady.

Aristede worked for __________.

Aristede worked for Greg Brady.

Losing the _____ angered Count Petofi.

^LOL

Losing the weight angered Count Petofi.

Most of Petofi's power was in his _________.

Most of Petofi's power was in his belly button.

Petofi began to exact vengeance on the members of the ______ family one by one.