Marcus2026
12-23-2025, 08:52 PM
This Christmas, spend the holiday season with Charlie, Alan, Jake and the rest with back-to-back episodes of Two and a Half Men!
List of episodes, all times Eastern:
9am-S5E4: "City of Great Racks" (OAD: October 15, 2007)
9:30am-S5E5: "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat" (OAD: October 22, 2007)
10am-S5E6: "Help Daddy Find His Toenail" (OAD: October 29, 2007)
10:30am-S5E7: "Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room" (OAD: November 5, 2007)
11am-S5E8: "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?" (OAD: November 12, 2007)
11:30am-S5E9: "Tight's Good" (OAD: November 19, 2007)
12pm-S5E10: "Kinda Like Necrophilia" (OAD: November 26, 2007)
12:30pm-S5E11: "Meander to Your Dander" (OAD: March 17, 2008)
1pm-S5E12: "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh" (OAD: March 24, 2008)
1:30pm-S5E13: "The Soil is Moist" (OAD: March 31, 2008)
2pm-S5E14: "Winky-Dink Time" (OAD: April 14, 2008)
2:30pm-S5E15: "Rough Night in Hump Junction" (OAD: April 21, 2008)
3pm-S5E16: "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" (OAD: April 28, 2008)
3:30pm-S5E17: "Fish in a Drawer" (OAD: May 5, 2008)
4pm-S5E18: "If My Hole Could Talk" (OAD: May 12, 2008)
4:30pm-S5E19: "Waiting for the Right Snapper" (OAD: May 19, 2008)
5pm-S6E1: "Taterhead is Our Love Child" (OAD: September 22, 2008)
5:30pm-S6E2: "Pie Hole, Herb" (OAD: September 29, 2008)
6pm-S6E3: "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" (OAD: October 6, 2008)
6:30pm-S6E4: "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" (OAD: October 13, 2008)
7pm-S1E10: "Merry Thanksgiving" (OAD: November 24, 2003)
7:30pm-S3E11: "Santa's Village of the Damned" (OAD: December 19, 2005)
8pm-S5E11: "Walnuts and Demerol" (OAD: December 11, 2006)
8:30pm-S7E11: "Warning, It's Dirty" (OAD: December 14, 2009)
9pm-S6E5: "A Jock Strap in Hell" (OAD: October 20, 2008)
9:30pm-S6E6: "It's Always Nazi Week" (OAD: November 3, 2008)
10pm-S6E7: "Best H.O. Money Can Buy" (OAD: November 10, 2008)
10:30pm-S6E8: "Pinocchio's Mouth" (OAD: November 17, 2008)
11pm-S6E9: "The Mooch at the Boo" (OAD: November 24, 2008)
11:30pm-S6E10: "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited" (OAD: December 8, 2008)
12am-S9E12: "One False Move, Zimbabwe!" (OAD: December 17, 2011)
12:30am-S10E11: "Give Santa a Tail-Hole" (OAD: December 13, 2012)
List of episodes, all times Eastern:
9am-S5E4: "City of Great Racks" (OAD: October 15, 2007)
9:30am-S5E5: "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat" (OAD: October 22, 2007)
10am-S5E6: "Help Daddy Find His Toenail" (OAD: October 29, 2007)
10:30am-S5E7: "Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room" (OAD: November 5, 2007)
11am-S5E8: "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?" (OAD: November 12, 2007)
11:30am-S5E9: "Tight's Good" (OAD: November 19, 2007)
12pm-S5E10: "Kinda Like Necrophilia" (OAD: November 26, 2007)
12:30pm-S5E11: "Meander to Your Dander" (OAD: March 17, 2008)
1pm-S5E12: "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh" (OAD: March 24, 2008)
1:30pm-S5E13: "The Soil is Moist" (OAD: March 31, 2008)
2pm-S5E14: "Winky-Dink Time" (OAD: April 14, 2008)
2:30pm-S5E15: "Rough Night in Hump Junction" (OAD: April 21, 2008)
3pm-S5E16: "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" (OAD: April 28, 2008)
3:30pm-S5E17: "Fish in a Drawer" (OAD: May 5, 2008)
4pm-S5E18: "If My Hole Could Talk" (OAD: May 12, 2008)
4:30pm-S5E19: "Waiting for the Right Snapper" (OAD: May 19, 2008)
5pm-S6E1: "Taterhead is Our Love Child" (OAD: September 22, 2008)
5:30pm-S6E2: "Pie Hole, Herb" (OAD: September 29, 2008)
6pm-S6E3: "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" (OAD: October 6, 2008)
6:30pm-S6E4: "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" (OAD: October 13, 2008)
7pm-S1E10: "Merry Thanksgiving" (OAD: November 24, 2003)
7:30pm-S3E11: "Santa's Village of the Damned" (OAD: December 19, 2005)
8pm-S5E11: "Walnuts and Demerol" (OAD: December 11, 2006)
8:30pm-S7E11: "Warning, It's Dirty" (OAD: December 14, 2009)
9pm-S6E5: "A Jock Strap in Hell" (OAD: October 20, 2008)
9:30pm-S6E6: "It's Always Nazi Week" (OAD: November 3, 2008)
10pm-S6E7: "Best H.O. Money Can Buy" (OAD: November 10, 2008)
10:30pm-S6E8: "Pinocchio's Mouth" (OAD: November 17, 2008)
11pm-S6E9: "The Mooch at the Boo" (OAD: November 24, 2008)
11:30pm-S6E10: "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited" (OAD: December 8, 2008)
12am-S9E12: "One False Move, Zimbabwe!" (OAD: December 17, 2011)
12:30am-S10E11: "Give Santa a Tail-Hole" (OAD: December 13, 2012)