Those are sunny side up arent they buddy??

F - Fighting

G

Goats eating bills out of my pocket (happened once at a petting zoo)

H

High beams from oncoming cars and they don't turn them down for you

I

Idiots

J

Jumping to conclusions

K

Killing

L

Licking a pole when its -30 out!!

M

Mashed turnips

N

Nosing into others business and then reporting what you see when it wasnt your business to snoop!!

O

Old onions that make you cry and taste bad too, stale

P

Prickers!!

Q

Quilts

R

Raisins that are too dry and hard

S

Sopping wet clothes!!

T

Tattle tales

U

Unruly people!

V

Violence

W

Warts

X

Xylophone music playing at 3am.

Y

Yelling at 1am!!!

Z

Zebras breaking down the door at any hour of the day or night

A

Aerosmith being played at 5am!

B

Banana peels making me slip and fall

C

Commando being played on DVD!

D

Dogs barking at 3am

E

Everything bad!!!

F

Fires- too much heat for me

Gross things!

H

Hellish things

I

Indiana Jones franchise

J

Jokes told at the expense of someone's feelings

K

Kites getting stuck in trees!!

L

Long runs in stockings

M

Mean people

N

Ned and Stacey- not a good show and Thomas Haden Church leaving for it made the last two seasons of Wings weaker.

O

Obstanant people!!

P

Ponticello- a way of playing violin that makes it sound nasty

Quiche that's too salty or burnt

R

Rudeness

S

Slushy sidewalks

T

Tacos with hardily any meat!!

U

Underwear that is too tight . :lol:

V

Violent people

W

Waffles that are soggy

X

X Rays . Especially dental that show you need alot of work done.

Y

Yelling at 2am!!!

Z

skip Z

Air Conditioning when it doesn't work

Z - Zippers that fall off!!


B - Bullies!!

C

Cigarettes :barf:

Dumb people

E

Egomaniacs

Friggin mean people!!

G

Garlic

Hornets

I

I am what I am

Jelly (Grape)

K

Kartrashians

L

Losers

M

Mushrooms

Nosy people!

0

Olives

P

Playing cards

Queens latest record

R

Raisins that have gone bad

S

Steak that is undercooked (I always order well done.)

Toenail clippings in the carpet

U

Unkind people!

V

Violin music

Writing you can't read

X

Xavior coming over at 2am and playing his drums in the backyard waking everyone up!

Y

YouTube not working

Ziploc bags that fail to work!!

A

Apples that are mealy or have worms

B

Bullies!

C

Violin musicGrrr! :violin:

Candles

D

In a power outage they are quite useful buddy :)

D - Dumb people

E

Everyone on my back for minor crap

Flies flying into my face

G

Garage door openers that interfere with my radio!! (One of ours does)

H

Hackers

Icy roads

J

Jeremy Kyle

Ketchup

Losers

M

Michael Buble- Josh Groban's SiriusXM station has numerous good songs. But if a Michael Buble song comes on I always downvote it so he goes away.

N

I think there is only 1 song of his I dont mind (Its a 90s song I think (Played on radio alot))

Nosy people!!

O

Ostriches

Pests!!

Q

Quickbooks

Razors that dont work!!

S

Snow with yellow spots on it

T

Tacos with not enough beef in them!!

U

Urchins

Velcro on clothing

W

Warts!

X

X-rated websites

I dont like those much either,they only have one 1 thing on thier minds :(

Yams

Z

Zebra poop

Ape poop

B

Burned bagels!

C

Choking on food

Dropping good equiptment!!

E

Early Edition not getting seasons 5 and 6 (cancelled after 4 seasons)

Fixing things that arent broken! (Like Sites that make themselves WORSE and think its better)

G

Grabbing a dude 'down there'

Hats flying away in za wind!

I

Icky stuff people leave lying around

Jerks!!

K

Killers (I do like the band The Killers though.)

L

Liverwurst :barf: :barf:

M

Melted candy on the sidewalk that's sticky and icky

N

Nobody Does it Better by Carly Simon

Offensive people!!

P

Puke

Quart of Milk that expired!! (Yucky taste)

R

Rally's Restaurant- never been a fan

S

Soup

TACOS WITH NO Filling!!'''

U