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11-14-2002, 09:49 PM
MacGyver and Sanford and Son will join the TV Land line-up :
Effective Thursday January 2nd, 2002:
(Everyday unless noted)
6:00AM Gunsmoke
7:00AM The Love Boat
8:00AM Get Smart
8:30AM The Bob Newhart Show
9:00AM The Mary Tyler Moore Show (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
9:30AM The Dick Van Dyke Show (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
10:00AM The Donna Reed Show (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
10:30AM Father Knows Best (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
11:00AM I Love Lucy (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
11:30AM Leave it to Beaver (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
12:00PM Gunsmoke
1:00PM MacGyver
2:00PM Gilligan's Island
2:30PM Gilligan's Island
3:00PM The Brady Bunch (Mon-Sat) Box Set (Sun)
3:30PM The Brady Bunch (Mon-Sat) Box Set (Sun)
4:00PM Happy Days (Mon-Sat) Box Set (Sun)
4:30PM Happy Days (Mon-Sat) Box Set (Sun)
5:00PM Archie Bunker's Place*
5:30PM Archie Bunker's Place*
6:00PM Sanford & Son
6:30PM Sanford & Son
7:00PM Leave it to Beaver
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
8:00PM The Brady Bunch
8:30PM Happy Days
9:00PM Sanford & Son
9:30PM Gilligan's Island (Mon-Sat) The Andy Griffith Show (Sun)
10:00PM The Andy Griffith Show (Mon-Sat) TV Land Legends (Sun)
10:30PM Leave it to Beaver (Mon-Sat) ET in TV Land (Sun)
11:00PM I Love Lucy (Mon-Sat) ET in TV Land cont. (Sun)
11:30PM The Munsters
12:00AM MacGyver (Sun-Thurs) Kitschen (Fri-Sat)
1:00AM Sanford & Son (Sun-Thurs) Kitschen (Fri-Sat)
1:30AM Happy Days (Sun-Thurs) Kitschen (Fri-Sat)
2:00AM The Dick Van Dyke Show
2:30AM Barney Miller
3:00AM The Bob Newhart Show
3:30AM The Adventures of Superman
4:00AM Batman
4:30AM Batman
5:00AM Charlie's Angels
*- on Sun Jan 12, Happy Days will air.
January Better Living Through Television Shows
9:00 AM Burns and Allen
9:30 AM The Honeymooners
10:00 AM The Lucy & Desi Comedy Hour
11:00 AM Father Knows Best
11:30 AM Leave It To Beaver
January TV Land Kitschen Shows
12:00AM Welcome Back, Kotter
12:30AM Soap
1:00AM Square Pegs
1:30AM Perfect Strangers
"TV Land January Box Sets"
Airs Sundays 3-5PM E/P
This month and every month until the TV Land Awards
Show in March, which will air both on Nick@Nite and TV
Land, TV Land will present the TV Land Awards Box Set.
Sunday January 12
"Big Star, Little Screen"
3:00PM The Andy Griffith Show #223 "Aunt Bee, The Juror"
Aunt Bee causes controversy when she hangs a jury on the basis that the defendant (Jack Nicholson) does not look like a criminal.(Jack Nicholson)
3:30PM I Love Lucy #129 "Lucy and John Wayne"
Lucy is spotted while attempting to "collect" a cement block with John Wayne's footprints from Grauman's Chinese Theater. To avoid publicity and keep Lucy out of jail, Ricky enlists John Wayne's help in replacing the block. One mishap leads to another, and the plot thickens -- as does the cement. John Wayne guest-stars. (John Wayne)
4:00PM Happy Days #139 "Mork Returns"
Mork returns to Earth to learn about relationships in the 1960s.(Robin Williams)
4:30PM Happy Days #216 "A Little Case of Revenge"
Fonzie's former classmate seeks revenge at a civic ceremony honoring the Fonz. (Tom Hanks)
Sunday January 19
"Best Teacher"
3:00PM Welcome Back, Kotter: Mr. Kotter, Teacher
Description: Gabe's teaching methods result in his
suspension.
3:30PM Head of the Class #003 "Critical Choices" production #186012
Charlie's version of "Hamlet'' has a moral.
4:00PM Leave it to Beaver: Teacher Comes to Dinner
Description: Ward and June invite Miss Landers to
dinner.
4:30PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Discovers America
Description: A pretty, new teacher tests Andy's grasp
of history.
Sunday January 26
"Nosiest Neighbor"
3:00PM Happy Days #40 "Fonzie Moves In"
Needing extra cash, the Cunninghams decide to rent out the room over their garage to Fonzie. Meanwhile, Fonzie's grandmother takes over his old apartment. (The Fonz)
3:30PM The Mary Tyler Moore Show #43 "More Than Neighbors"
There's a vacant apartment in Mary's building, and Phyllis encourages Ted to move in. Mary and Rhoda work overtime trying to discourage him. This is the first and last time Mary's "other" neighbor appears. (Ted)
4:00PM Three's Company #94 "Furley vs. Furley" Three's company but four's a weird crowd when Ralph Furley loses his job and moves in with Jack, Janet and Cindy. (Mr. Furley)
4:30PM Sanford & Son #50 "Grady, the Star Boarder"
Always trying to make a buck, Fred talks Lamont into letting Grady become a "paying boarder" in their home. (Grady)
"TV Land Legends: The 60 Minutes Interviews":
Airs Sundays at 10PM E/P
January 12th "Norman Lear"
The creator of ''All in the Family'' and many other great TV series is featured.
January 19th "Carol Burnett"
The star of the hit variety series from the '70s is featured.
January 26th "Neil Simon"
The creator of numerous plays including ''The Odd Couple'' that turned into a TV-series.
"Entertainment Tonight in TV Land"
Airs Sundays 10:30PM - 11:30PM E/P
Go behind the scenes of your favorite TV classics as television's "most watched entertainment news show," Entertainment Tonight joins forces with TV Land. Each hour-long episode in our special collection, will bring you the scandals, bloopers, lost episodes, and home videos from the set, as well as cast interviews. For all this and more tune in to Entertainment Tonight in TV Land. (These are reruns from the weekend editions from 1999-2001 which featured an hour-long special on one
show every week.)
January 12th "Happy Days"
New interviews with major cast members (Henry Winkler, Ron Howard, Tom Bosley, Erin Moran, Scott Baio, Anson Williams, Donny Most, Marion Ross, and creator Garry Marshall), stories from Baio and Moran about dating on the set, Winkler's life as Fonzie and the difficult years that followed, Ron Howard's success as a director.
January 19th "The Brady Bunch"
New interview with cast members (Florence Henderson, Barry Williams, Susan Olsen, Maureen McCormick), exclusive footage from upcoming Brady TV Movie, leads/tags in front of original Brady house, new interviews with friends of Robert Reed about living with gay secret.
January 26th "Laverne & Shirley"
Specials:
Tuesday, January 1, 2003
"First Things" First"
All-day 6 a.m. to 6 a.m. e/p.
On the first day of the new year--2003, TV Land presents first episodes of your favorite shows. See how your favorite shows started. See The Fonz without his leather jacket, the original I Love Lucy first episode, The Brady kids on their parents honeymoon, Gilligan arriving on the island, and many other shows like Chico and the Man, Three's Company, Welcome Back Kotter, Perfect Strangers, Head of the Class, All in the Family, The Andy Griffith Show, and many more.
6:00AM Gunsmoke "Snap Decision"
7:00AM Get Smart #1 "Mr. Big"
7:30AM Happy Days #1 All the Way"
8:00AM The Bob Newhart Show #1 "Fly the Unfriendly Skys"
8:30AM Chico and the Man #1 "Pilot"
9:00AM My Favorite Martian #1 "The Matchmakers" (this is really episode 2, hmm)
9:30AM The Mary Tyler Moore Show #1 "Love Is All Around"
10:00AM The Dick Van Dyke Show #1 "The Sick Boy and the Sitter"
10:30AM I Love Lucy #1 The Girls Want To Go To a Nightclub"
11:00AM I Love Lucy PILOT
11:30AM Leave it to Beaver #1 "Beaver Gets Spelled"
12:00PM Gunsmoke "Snap Decision"
1:00PM Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour #1 "Lucy Goes to Havana"
2:00PM The Love Boat #1 "Captain and the Lady/One If By Land/Centerfold
3:00PM Batman #1 and #2 "Hi Diddle Riddle Part 1" & "Smack in the Middle Part 2"
4:00PM The Brady Bunch #1 "The Honeymoon"
4:30PM Gilligan's Island #1 "Two on a Raft"
5:00PM The Munsters #1 "Munster Masquerade"
5:30PM Happy Days #1 "All the Way"
6:00PM All in the Family #1 "Meet The Bunkers"
6:30PM Three's Company #1 "Man About The House"
7:00PM Mayberry R.F.D. #1 "Andy and Helen Get Married"
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show #1 "The New Housekeeper"
8:00PM The Brady Bunch #1 "The Honeymoon"
8:30PM Happy Days #1 All the Way"
9:00PM Gilligan's Island #1 "Two on a Raft"
9:30PM The Munsters #1 "Munster Masquerade"
10:00PM The Andy Griffith Show #1 "The New Housekeeper"
10:30PM Leave it to Beaver #1 "Beaver Gets Spelled"
11:00PM I Love Lucy PILOT
11:30PM I Love Lucy #1 The Girls Want To Go To A Nightclub"
12:00AM All in the Family #1 "Meet The Bunkers"
12:30AM Welcome Back, Kotter #1 "Welcome Back, Kotter (Pilot)"
1:00AM Perfect Strangers #1 "Knock Knock, Who's There?"
1:30AM Head of the Class #1 "Head of the Class (Pilot)"
2:00AM The Dick Van Dyke Show #1 "The Sick Boy and the Sitter"
2:30AM Barney Miller #1 "Ramon"
3:00AM The Honeymooners #1 "TV or Not TV"
3:30AM The Adventures of Superman #1 "Superman On Earth"
4:00AM Batman #1 and #2 "Hi Diddle Riddle Part 1" & "Smack in the Middle Part 2"
5:00AM Charlie's Angels #1 "Hell Ride"
Sanford & Son Re-Launch 48 Hour Weekend Marathon--
Saturday January 4 starting at 6AM E/P to Monday January 6 at 6AM E/P
Saturday, Janyary 4, 2003:
6:00AM 001 - Crossed Swords
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has brought is worth a great deal of money and decides auctioning off the piece will bring the best price.
6:30AM 002 - Happy Birthday, Pop
Fred's 65th birthday is anything but happy when his first Social Security check and Lamont's "night on the town" don't meet his expectations.
7:00AM 003 - Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
Fred's protest against Lamont's impending marriage fails to change his son's mind. But as the ceremony begins, the bride to be leaves Lamont standing at the altar.
7:30AM 004 - The Copper Caper
Fred's suspicions about a used-copper salesman are ignored by Lamont, especially after his son checks the metal's going price.
8:00AM 005 - A Matter of Life and Breath
Lamont and Fred, at Lamont's insistence, take advantage of the free test offered by a Breathmoblie. The results convince Fred that he has tuberculosis.
8:30AM 006 - We Were Robbed
Fred covers his clumsiness by proclaiming "we were robbed" and he turns into a boastful hero cited for bravery.
9:00AM 007 - A Pad for Lamont
Angered by his father's constant interruption of his dates, Lamont moves out to pursue the life of a swinging bachelor.
9:30AM 008 - The Great Sanford Siege
Fred's failure to pay his bills brings threats of turned off utilities and repossessed furniture.
10:00AM 009 - Coffins for Sale
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction. Very superstition about having coffins in the house, Fred decided to sleep in the back of the truck until they are sold.
10:30AM 010 - The Barracuda
Lamont strongly objects to his father's proposal of marriage to the widow Donna Harris. Lynn Hamilton Guest stars.
11:00AM 011 - TV or Not TV
Fred wants a color television and Lamont wants a car, but they can't afford both. Fred enraged to learn that Lamont brought the car, ends up in the hospital with amnesia.
11:30AM 012 - The Suitcase Case
Lamont stumbles upon a suitcase full of what he's sure is stolen money and calls the police to come take it away. Not wanting to take any chances, Fred locks the find up in the safe.
12:00PM 013 - The Return of the Barracuda
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
12:30AM 014 - The Piano Movers
A great deal on a grand piano finds Lamont and Fred lodged in the apartment of a wealthy eccentric.
1:00PM 015 - The Light Housekeeper
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car accident, Lamont and Fred decide to hire a housekeeper. When she arrives, Fred is aghast to learn she is white, and lazy. Mary Wickes Guest stars.
1:30PM 016 - Blood Is Thicker Than Junk
Lamont seeks employment elsewhere, forcing Fred to find a new partner for the junk yard.
2:00PM 017 - By the Numbers
Fred gets that old feeling—not love...the numbers! He's sure he's dreamed up a winner, but Lamont refuses to let him place a bet.
2:30PM 018 - The Card Sharps
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to sock it-to him for every cent he's got, but Lamont won't believe him. Thalmus Rasulala, David Moses and Ron Glass Guest stars.
3:00PM 019 - Whiplash
After Fred has an accident in the pick-up truck, he decides he is suffering from whiplash and his friend Bubba convinces him he's is sitting on a gold mine. Don Bexley Guest stars.
3:30PM 020 - Have Gun, Will Sell
Lamont and his friend Rollo scare off a burglar in the Sanford house, but he leaves something behind—a gun. Nathaniel Taylor Guest stars.
4:00PM 021 - The Dowry
Fred's cousin and his new bride visit from St. Louis with the idea of finding a husband for his cousin's new stepdaughter. When Fred learns there's a 10, 000 dowry involved, he schemes to get Lamont marry her. Marguerite Ray and Albert Reed Guest stars. Episode written by Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney.
4:30PM 022 - Jealousy
Invited to dinner at the Sanford home, Fred's fiancee Donna brings along a patient who is in her care. The man, apparently a healthy specimen, makes it obvious he thinks of Donna as more than a nurse. Roscoe Lee Browne Guest stars.
5:00PM 023 - Tooth or Consequences
When Fred's attempt to have a hypnotist cure his toothache fails, Lamont insists that his "chicken" father go to the free clinic.
5:30PM 024 - The Shootout
When Lamont brings home an antique gun, Fred pulls the trigger and is surprised to learn that the gun is loaded. The bullet fired careens through his neighbor's window with whom he just had an argument with. Leo Fuchs Guest stars.
6:00PM 025 - The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!
Fred is upset because his new neighbor is opening a competing junkyard—but he's beside himself when he learns the neighbor is Puero Rican. Gregory Sierra guest stars.
6:30PM 026 - A Visit from Lena Horne
Fred spots Lena Horne's car in the parking lot while touring the NBC studios and sneaks away to meet "the first lady of his dreams." Lena Horne Guest stars.
7:00PM 027 - Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
Fred's old flame Juanita brings her daughter Alice to dinner and its love at first sight for Lamont. When Lamont plans to marry Alice, Fred tries to convince his son not to. Ja'net DuBois and Emily Yancy Guest stars.
7:30PM 028 - Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna
Fred invites both his fiancee Donna and a door-to-door saleslady to dinner on the same evening.
8:00PM 029 - A Guest in the Yard
Fred and Lamont find a bum in their yard and before they know it, the Sanfords are jumping to his every whim for fear he'll make good on his threat.
8:30PM 030 - The Big Party
Faced with more bills than they can pay, Fred and Lamont decide to give a neighborhood party—and charge admission. Gabe Dell and Danny Black guest star.
9:00PM 128 - When John Comes Marching Home
Lamont's future wife's ex-husband arrives with some earth-shattering news that could change the course of everyone's life.
9:30PM 122 - Sanford and Gong
Fred, Lamont and Bubba perform a song and dance routine on Fred's favorite television program, "The Gong Show, " with plans of winning the grand prize.
10:00PM 133 - Funny, You Don't Look It
Fred is so certain he is a descendant of a famous person that he pays a company $25 to trace his roots.
10:30PM 121 - Aunt Esther Meets Her Son
Fred and Lamont become peacemakers when Esther finds that her newly adopted son doesn't believe in God and kicks him out of the house.
11:00PM 120 - Aunt Esther Has a Baby
Esther has been trying to adopt a baby for quite some time and finally gets an appointment with the adoption agency.
11:30PM 031 - Lamont Goes African
Fred thinks Lamont's fascinations with Africa are Ludicrous, until he meets Olayia, a Nigerian women with definite ideas about parental respect. Paula Kelly guest stars.
12:00AM 032 - Watts Side Story
Fred is shocked when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor, Julio.
12:30AM 033 - Pops n' Pals
Feeling jealous and neglected, Fred conjours up several ruses that will hopefully keep Lamont from spending so much time with Julio.
1:00AM 034 - The Infernal Triangle
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met. Lamont is shocked when he finds out that she is one of his old girlfriends.
1:30AM 035 - Home Sweet Home for the Aged
Fred is caught up in a series of fustrating situations when he becomes a resident of a senior citizens' home as Lamont plans to work and travel the world.
2:00AM 036 - Pot Luck
Lamont outsmarts himself when he buys what he beleives is a rare antique commode for only $20. It turns out that Lamont is a ploy for a con game.
2:30AM 037 - The Kid
A nine-year-old runaway worms his way into the Sanford yard and eventually into Fred's heart. Lincoln Kilpartrick, Jr. guest stars.
3:00AM 039 - Lamont, Is That You?
Lamont and Rollo mistakenly go to a gay bar. They are spotted by Fred's friend Bubba who tells Fred that Lamont is gay.
3:30AM 040 - Lamont As Othello
Fred returns home unexpectedly and finds Lamont and drama coach Marilyn in the choking scene of Othello. Maureen Arthur Guest stars.
4:00AM 041 - This Little TV Went to Market
Fred buys a "hot" television and gets into hot water. After Fred has made his purchase, his friend Grady visits the Sanford home and declares that the set is the one that was stolen from his house.
4:30AM 042 - Presenting The Three Degrees
Despite Fred's objections, Lamont and Rollo try to make big stars out of the singing trio "The Three Degrees." The Three Degrees Guest stars.
5:00AM 043 - Libra Rising All over Lamont
It's in the stars for Lamont in this zany astrological mix-up that involves his father and Aunt Esther.
5:30AM 044 - Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman
Fred is witness to burglary at Julio's house, but he refuses to identify the burglars for the police.
Sunday, January 5, 2003:
6:00AM 046 - A House Is Not a Poolroom
Lamont buys Fred a pool table for a birthday gift and Fred's buddies turn the Sanford home into a pool hall.
6:30AM 047 - The Chameleon (AKA: The Blind Mello Jelly Collection)
Following the advice of his son Lamont, Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off, but he wants them back when he finds they are valued at $500.
7:00AM 048 - Superflyer
It takes some doing to convince Fred to make his first airplane flight.
7:30AM 049 - The Member of the Wedding/The Engagement
Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to marry her, but Fred's family has other ideas.
8:00AM 050 - Grady, the Star Boarder
Always trying to make a buck, Fred talks Lamont into letting Grady become a "paying boarder" in their home.
8:30AM 051 - Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.
9:00AM 052 - Leaving the Nest (AKA: Wine, Women and Aunt Esther)
Disgusted at Aunt Esther endless rehashing of a friend's funeral, Fred and his cronies, Grady, Leroy, Skillet and Bubba plan a cheer-up party.
9:30AM 053 - Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
Lamont gets a traffic ticket that he feels he does not deserve and Fred maneuvers himself into a position to be his son's lawyer, leaving Lamont in jeopardy.
10:00AM 054 - This Land Is Whose Land?
Fred gets into a dispute with his neighbor Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.
10:30AM 055 - Fred's Cheating Heart
Lamont checks Fred into the hospital for tests to see why he has four or five heart attacks every day.
11:00AM 056 - The Party Crasher
Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls and without Fred.
11:30AM 059 - Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
Grady who is still house-sitting for Fred, tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and social gatherings.
12:00PM 060 - Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pfftt...
Esther kicks Woodrow out of their house and much to Grady's distress, Lamont gives his uncle permission to move in with them.
12:30PM 062 - Hello, Cousin Emma...Goodbye, Cousin Emma
Grady's cousin Emma gets an invitation to lodge at the Sanford home, triggering a plot to get her out.
1:00PM 063 - Fred's Treasure Garden
A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends a salad made with home-grown parsley.
1:30PM 065 - A Little Extra Security
To lie or not to lie? That is the question that Grady must answer when he receives too many Social Security checks.
2:00PM 070 - Grady and His Lady
Fred puts his foot down between Grady and his finance when the bride to be announces that after their marriage, Grady will no longer be spending his evenings at the Sanford home.
2:30PM 080 - The Masquerade Party
Fred, Grady and Bubba become television game show contestants on "Wheel and Deal" to try and win a birthday present for Lamont.
3:00PM 087 - The Over-the-Hill Gag
Fred's doctor has given him months—to pay his bill. But Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think the end is near and try to make Fred's last days happy by setting up a date with Lena Horne.
3:30PM 088 - The Oddfather
When Fred accidentally stumbles upon an attempted murder, the criminal tries to make it two victims for the price of one.
4:00PM 091 - Divorcee, Sanford Style
After a battle with her husband, Esther takes refuge in the Sanford home.
4:30PM 092 - Bank on This
Fred and Lamont learn that banking can be harmful to your health when their loan application is interrupted by a robbery.
5:00PM 093 - The TV Addict
Lamont figures the only way to cure Fred of being a "teleholic" is to hypnotize him into thinking that everytime he has the urge to turn on the set, the set will overheat.
5:30PM 095 - Earthquake II
After several small earthquakes rock the Sanford home, Russian seismologists tell Fred it's only a matter of time until the "big one" hits.
6:00PM 097 - Steinberg and Son
Fred and Lamont are outraged when they see a new television series about a man, his son and their junk business.
6:30PM 098 - My Fair Esther
Fred attempts to transform the lowly Esther into an elegant lady in order to collect $500 from her husband.
7:00PM 100 - Della, Della, Della
Working on a campaign for a political candidate, singer/actress Della Reese convinces Fred to let her use the Sanford home as campaign headquarters. Guest star: Della Reese.
7:30PM 102 - Sanford and Rising Son
After he discovers how well and how cheaply his Japanese friend can cook, Fred turns his living room into a Japanese Restaurant.
8:00PM 109 - Camping Trip
Fred and Lamont go camping and find themselves stranded in the forest.
8:30PM 112 - Fred's Extra Job
In a desperate attempt to persuade Lamont to stay with him in the junk business, Fred secretly borrows money from the bank to show his son that business is booming.
9:00PM 134 - Fred Sings the Blues
Fred invites B.B. King to dinner at Sanford home and may give the famous singer another reason to sing the blues. B.B. King Guest stars.
9:30PM 129 - The Reverend Sanford
To avoid taxes, Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church and appoints Bubba and Woody as officers.
10:00PM 038 - Rated X
Fred Lamont and Rollo almost become stars in an x-rated movie until they are faced with the "naked" truth and the wrath of Aunt Esther.
10:30PM 115 - The Hawaiian Connection (Part 1 & 2, one hour)
Coincidentally, the Junkmen of America are having their annual convention in Hawaii as three professional jewel thieves are faced with the problem of finding someone to smuggle the gems out of Hawaii into Los Angeles.
11:30PM 116 - The Hawaii Connection (Part 3, half hour)
Completely unaware that he is part of a robbery, Fred loses track of his friend's "package" and is chased by the crooks all over the island.
12:00AM 113 - I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz
Fred is determined to impress Lamont's future mother-in-law by setting a new world's record and getting his name in the Guinness book.
12:30AM 114 - The Winning Ticket
Fred can't wait to try out the new promotion idea that he just bought from two "salesmen."
1:00AM 117 - The Stakeout
Fred falls for one of his tenants and can't understand her aloofness—until he discovers the "lady" is really a man on the run from police.
1:30AM 119 - Committee Man
Fred is ecstatic when the Mayor selects him to represent Watts businessmen on a community relatives committee.
2:00AM 123 - Fred Meets Redd
Fred must decide if he should spend time with his accountant and complete his tax forms before the deadline or compete in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest. Jack Carter Guest stars.
2:30AM 124 - Carol
When a curious visitor arrives at the Sanford home and claims to have known Fred forty years ago, Fred's memory suddenly falters.
3:00AM 125 - Here Today, Gone Today
Unaware that Lamont and Esther are trying to surprise him by sending out the furniture to be re-upholstered, Fred comes home early and thinks it's all been stolen.
3:30AM 126 - Chinese Torture/The Defiant One
Grady tries an ancient Oriental magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther without realizing the directions for releasing the locks are written in Chinese.
4:00AM 127 - A Matter of Silence
After being cured from a sudden loss of hearing, Fred is reluctant to give up the loving sympathy he's been getting from his girlfriend and decides to stay "deaf."
4:30AM 130 - The Will
Fred is fearful that his days are numbered after Esther delivers a crashing blow to his head with her Bible-laden purse.
5:00AM 131 - Fred the Activist
An innocent shopping trip turns violent when a shady salesman refuses to grant a time payment plan to anyone over 65.
5:30AM 132 - The Lucky Streak
Fred embarks on a lucky gambling streak as he and Lamont need a quick $4,000 to buy the Sanford Arms.
(Check my post titled, "TV Land 2003 Shows" for more info on TV Land in 2003)
Effective Thursday January 2nd, 2002:
(Everyday unless noted)
6:00AM Gunsmoke
7:00AM The Love Boat
8:00AM Get Smart
8:30AM The Bob Newhart Show
9:00AM The Mary Tyler Moore Show (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
9:30AM The Dick Van Dyke Show (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
10:00AM The Donna Reed Show (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
10:30AM Father Knows Best (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
11:00AM I Love Lucy (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
11:30AM Leave it to Beaver (Mon-Sat) Better Living (Sun)
12:00PM Gunsmoke
1:00PM MacGyver
2:00PM Gilligan's Island
2:30PM Gilligan's Island
3:00PM The Brady Bunch (Mon-Sat) Box Set (Sun)
3:30PM The Brady Bunch (Mon-Sat) Box Set (Sun)
4:00PM Happy Days (Mon-Sat) Box Set (Sun)
4:30PM Happy Days (Mon-Sat) Box Set (Sun)
5:00PM Archie Bunker's Place*
5:30PM Archie Bunker's Place*
6:00PM Sanford & Son
6:30PM Sanford & Son
7:00PM Leave it to Beaver
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
8:00PM The Brady Bunch
8:30PM Happy Days
9:00PM Sanford & Son
9:30PM Gilligan's Island (Mon-Sat) The Andy Griffith Show (Sun)
10:00PM The Andy Griffith Show (Mon-Sat) TV Land Legends (Sun)
10:30PM Leave it to Beaver (Mon-Sat) ET in TV Land (Sun)
11:00PM I Love Lucy (Mon-Sat) ET in TV Land cont. (Sun)
11:30PM The Munsters
12:00AM MacGyver (Sun-Thurs) Kitschen (Fri-Sat)
1:00AM Sanford & Son (Sun-Thurs) Kitschen (Fri-Sat)
1:30AM Happy Days (Sun-Thurs) Kitschen (Fri-Sat)
2:00AM The Dick Van Dyke Show
2:30AM Barney Miller
3:00AM The Bob Newhart Show
3:30AM The Adventures of Superman
4:00AM Batman
4:30AM Batman
5:00AM Charlie's Angels
*- on Sun Jan 12, Happy Days will air.
January Better Living Through Television Shows
9:00 AM Burns and Allen
9:30 AM The Honeymooners
10:00 AM The Lucy & Desi Comedy Hour
11:00 AM Father Knows Best
11:30 AM Leave It To Beaver
January TV Land Kitschen Shows
12:00AM Welcome Back, Kotter
12:30AM Soap
1:00AM Square Pegs
1:30AM Perfect Strangers
"TV Land January Box Sets"
Airs Sundays 3-5PM E/P
This month and every month until the TV Land Awards
Show in March, which will air both on Nick@Nite and TV
Land, TV Land will present the TV Land Awards Box Set.
Sunday January 12
"Big Star, Little Screen"
3:00PM The Andy Griffith Show #223 "Aunt Bee, The Juror"
Aunt Bee causes controversy when she hangs a jury on the basis that the defendant (Jack Nicholson) does not look like a criminal.(Jack Nicholson)
3:30PM I Love Lucy #129 "Lucy and John Wayne"
Lucy is spotted while attempting to "collect" a cement block with John Wayne's footprints from Grauman's Chinese Theater. To avoid publicity and keep Lucy out of jail, Ricky enlists John Wayne's help in replacing the block. One mishap leads to another, and the plot thickens -- as does the cement. John Wayne guest-stars. (John Wayne)
4:00PM Happy Days #139 "Mork Returns"
Mork returns to Earth to learn about relationships in the 1960s.(Robin Williams)
4:30PM Happy Days #216 "A Little Case of Revenge"
Fonzie's former classmate seeks revenge at a civic ceremony honoring the Fonz. (Tom Hanks)
Sunday January 19
"Best Teacher"
3:00PM Welcome Back, Kotter: Mr. Kotter, Teacher
Description: Gabe's teaching methods result in his
suspension.
3:30PM Head of the Class #003 "Critical Choices" production #186012
Charlie's version of "Hamlet'' has a moral.
4:00PM Leave it to Beaver: Teacher Comes to Dinner
Description: Ward and June invite Miss Landers to
dinner.
4:30PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Discovers America
Description: A pretty, new teacher tests Andy's grasp
of history.
Sunday January 26
"Nosiest Neighbor"
3:00PM Happy Days #40 "Fonzie Moves In"
Needing extra cash, the Cunninghams decide to rent out the room over their garage to Fonzie. Meanwhile, Fonzie's grandmother takes over his old apartment. (The Fonz)
3:30PM The Mary Tyler Moore Show #43 "More Than Neighbors"
There's a vacant apartment in Mary's building, and Phyllis encourages Ted to move in. Mary and Rhoda work overtime trying to discourage him. This is the first and last time Mary's "other" neighbor appears. (Ted)
4:00PM Three's Company #94 "Furley vs. Furley" Three's company but four's a weird crowd when Ralph Furley loses his job and moves in with Jack, Janet and Cindy. (Mr. Furley)
4:30PM Sanford & Son #50 "Grady, the Star Boarder"
Always trying to make a buck, Fred talks Lamont into letting Grady become a "paying boarder" in their home. (Grady)
"TV Land Legends: The 60 Minutes Interviews":
Airs Sundays at 10PM E/P
January 12th "Norman Lear"
The creator of ''All in the Family'' and many other great TV series is featured.
January 19th "Carol Burnett"
The star of the hit variety series from the '70s is featured.
January 26th "Neil Simon"
The creator of numerous plays including ''The Odd Couple'' that turned into a TV-series.
"Entertainment Tonight in TV Land"
Airs Sundays 10:30PM - 11:30PM E/P
Go behind the scenes of your favorite TV classics as television's "most watched entertainment news show," Entertainment Tonight joins forces with TV Land. Each hour-long episode in our special collection, will bring you the scandals, bloopers, lost episodes, and home videos from the set, as well as cast interviews. For all this and more tune in to Entertainment Tonight in TV Land. (These are reruns from the weekend editions from 1999-2001 which featured an hour-long special on one
show every week.)
January 12th "Happy Days"
New interviews with major cast members (Henry Winkler, Ron Howard, Tom Bosley, Erin Moran, Scott Baio, Anson Williams, Donny Most, Marion Ross, and creator Garry Marshall), stories from Baio and Moran about dating on the set, Winkler's life as Fonzie and the difficult years that followed, Ron Howard's success as a director.
January 19th "The Brady Bunch"
New interview with cast members (Florence Henderson, Barry Williams, Susan Olsen, Maureen McCormick), exclusive footage from upcoming Brady TV Movie, leads/tags in front of original Brady house, new interviews with friends of Robert Reed about living with gay secret.
January 26th "Laverne & Shirley"
Specials:
Tuesday, January 1, 2003
"First Things" First"
All-day 6 a.m. to 6 a.m. e/p.
On the first day of the new year--2003, TV Land presents first episodes of your favorite shows. See how your favorite shows started. See The Fonz without his leather jacket, the original I Love Lucy first episode, The Brady kids on their parents honeymoon, Gilligan arriving on the island, and many other shows like Chico and the Man, Three's Company, Welcome Back Kotter, Perfect Strangers, Head of the Class, All in the Family, The Andy Griffith Show, and many more.
6:00AM Gunsmoke "Snap Decision"
7:00AM Get Smart #1 "Mr. Big"
7:30AM Happy Days #1 All the Way"
8:00AM The Bob Newhart Show #1 "Fly the Unfriendly Skys"
8:30AM Chico and the Man #1 "Pilot"
9:00AM My Favorite Martian #1 "The Matchmakers" (this is really episode 2, hmm)
9:30AM The Mary Tyler Moore Show #1 "Love Is All Around"
10:00AM The Dick Van Dyke Show #1 "The Sick Boy and the Sitter"
10:30AM I Love Lucy #1 The Girls Want To Go To a Nightclub"
11:00AM I Love Lucy PILOT
11:30AM Leave it to Beaver #1 "Beaver Gets Spelled"
12:00PM Gunsmoke "Snap Decision"
1:00PM Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour #1 "Lucy Goes to Havana"
2:00PM The Love Boat #1 "Captain and the Lady/One If By Land/Centerfold
3:00PM Batman #1 and #2 "Hi Diddle Riddle Part 1" & "Smack in the Middle Part 2"
4:00PM The Brady Bunch #1 "The Honeymoon"
4:30PM Gilligan's Island #1 "Two on a Raft"
5:00PM The Munsters #1 "Munster Masquerade"
5:30PM Happy Days #1 "All the Way"
6:00PM All in the Family #1 "Meet The Bunkers"
6:30PM Three's Company #1 "Man About The House"
7:00PM Mayberry R.F.D. #1 "Andy and Helen Get Married"
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show #1 "The New Housekeeper"
8:00PM The Brady Bunch #1 "The Honeymoon"
8:30PM Happy Days #1 All the Way"
9:00PM Gilligan's Island #1 "Two on a Raft"
9:30PM The Munsters #1 "Munster Masquerade"
10:00PM The Andy Griffith Show #1 "The New Housekeeper"
10:30PM Leave it to Beaver #1 "Beaver Gets Spelled"
11:00PM I Love Lucy PILOT
11:30PM I Love Lucy #1 The Girls Want To Go To A Nightclub"
12:00AM All in the Family #1 "Meet The Bunkers"
12:30AM Welcome Back, Kotter #1 "Welcome Back, Kotter (Pilot)"
1:00AM Perfect Strangers #1 "Knock Knock, Who's There?"
1:30AM Head of the Class #1 "Head of the Class (Pilot)"
2:00AM The Dick Van Dyke Show #1 "The Sick Boy and the Sitter"
2:30AM Barney Miller #1 "Ramon"
3:00AM The Honeymooners #1 "TV or Not TV"
3:30AM The Adventures of Superman #1 "Superman On Earth"
4:00AM Batman #1 and #2 "Hi Diddle Riddle Part 1" & "Smack in the Middle Part 2"
5:00AM Charlie's Angels #1 "Hell Ride"
Sanford & Son Re-Launch 48 Hour Weekend Marathon--
Saturday January 4 starting at 6AM E/P to Monday January 6 at 6AM E/P
Saturday, Janyary 4, 2003:
6:00AM 001 - Crossed Swords
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has brought is worth a great deal of money and decides auctioning off the piece will bring the best price.
6:30AM 002 - Happy Birthday, Pop
Fred's 65th birthday is anything but happy when his first Social Security check and Lamont's "night on the town" don't meet his expectations.
7:00AM 003 - Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
Fred's protest against Lamont's impending marriage fails to change his son's mind. But as the ceremony begins, the bride to be leaves Lamont standing at the altar.
7:30AM 004 - The Copper Caper
Fred's suspicions about a used-copper salesman are ignored by Lamont, especially after his son checks the metal's going price.
8:00AM 005 - A Matter of Life and Breath
Lamont and Fred, at Lamont's insistence, take advantage of the free test offered by a Breathmoblie. The results convince Fred that he has tuberculosis.
8:30AM 006 - We Were Robbed
Fred covers his clumsiness by proclaiming "we were robbed" and he turns into a boastful hero cited for bravery.
9:00AM 007 - A Pad for Lamont
Angered by his father's constant interruption of his dates, Lamont moves out to pursue the life of a swinging bachelor.
9:30AM 008 - The Great Sanford Siege
Fred's failure to pay his bills brings threats of turned off utilities and repossessed furniture.
10:00AM 009 - Coffins for Sale
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction. Very superstition about having coffins in the house, Fred decided to sleep in the back of the truck until they are sold.
10:30AM 010 - The Barracuda
Lamont strongly objects to his father's proposal of marriage to the widow Donna Harris. Lynn Hamilton Guest stars.
11:00AM 011 - TV or Not TV
Fred wants a color television and Lamont wants a car, but they can't afford both. Fred enraged to learn that Lamont brought the car, ends up in the hospital with amnesia.
11:30AM 012 - The Suitcase Case
Lamont stumbles upon a suitcase full of what he's sure is stolen money and calls the police to come take it away. Not wanting to take any chances, Fred locks the find up in the safe.
12:00PM 013 - The Return of the Barracuda
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
12:30AM 014 - The Piano Movers
A great deal on a grand piano finds Lamont and Fred lodged in the apartment of a wealthy eccentric.
1:00PM 015 - The Light Housekeeper
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car accident, Lamont and Fred decide to hire a housekeeper. When she arrives, Fred is aghast to learn she is white, and lazy. Mary Wickes Guest stars.
1:30PM 016 - Blood Is Thicker Than Junk
Lamont seeks employment elsewhere, forcing Fred to find a new partner for the junk yard.
2:00PM 017 - By the Numbers
Fred gets that old feeling—not love...the numbers! He's sure he's dreamed up a winner, but Lamont refuses to let him place a bet.
2:30PM 018 - The Card Sharps
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to sock it-to him for every cent he's got, but Lamont won't believe him. Thalmus Rasulala, David Moses and Ron Glass Guest stars.
3:00PM 019 - Whiplash
After Fred has an accident in the pick-up truck, he decides he is suffering from whiplash and his friend Bubba convinces him he's is sitting on a gold mine. Don Bexley Guest stars.
3:30PM 020 - Have Gun, Will Sell
Lamont and his friend Rollo scare off a burglar in the Sanford house, but he leaves something behind—a gun. Nathaniel Taylor Guest stars.
4:00PM 021 - The Dowry
Fred's cousin and his new bride visit from St. Louis with the idea of finding a husband for his cousin's new stepdaughter. When Fred learns there's a 10, 000 dowry involved, he schemes to get Lamont marry her. Marguerite Ray and Albert Reed Guest stars. Episode written by Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney.
4:30PM 022 - Jealousy
Invited to dinner at the Sanford home, Fred's fiancee Donna brings along a patient who is in her care. The man, apparently a healthy specimen, makes it obvious he thinks of Donna as more than a nurse. Roscoe Lee Browne Guest stars.
5:00PM 023 - Tooth or Consequences
When Fred's attempt to have a hypnotist cure his toothache fails, Lamont insists that his "chicken" father go to the free clinic.
5:30PM 024 - The Shootout
When Lamont brings home an antique gun, Fred pulls the trigger and is surprised to learn that the gun is loaded. The bullet fired careens through his neighbor's window with whom he just had an argument with. Leo Fuchs Guest stars.
6:00PM 025 - The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!
Fred is upset because his new neighbor is opening a competing junkyard—but he's beside himself when he learns the neighbor is Puero Rican. Gregory Sierra guest stars.
6:30PM 026 - A Visit from Lena Horne
Fred spots Lena Horne's car in the parking lot while touring the NBC studios and sneaks away to meet "the first lady of his dreams." Lena Horne Guest stars.
7:00PM 027 - Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
Fred's old flame Juanita brings her daughter Alice to dinner and its love at first sight for Lamont. When Lamont plans to marry Alice, Fred tries to convince his son not to. Ja'net DuBois and Emily Yancy Guest stars.
7:30PM 028 - Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna
Fred invites both his fiancee Donna and a door-to-door saleslady to dinner on the same evening.
8:00PM 029 - A Guest in the Yard
Fred and Lamont find a bum in their yard and before they know it, the Sanfords are jumping to his every whim for fear he'll make good on his threat.
8:30PM 030 - The Big Party
Faced with more bills than they can pay, Fred and Lamont decide to give a neighborhood party—and charge admission. Gabe Dell and Danny Black guest star.
9:00PM 128 - When John Comes Marching Home
Lamont's future wife's ex-husband arrives with some earth-shattering news that could change the course of everyone's life.
9:30PM 122 - Sanford and Gong
Fred, Lamont and Bubba perform a song and dance routine on Fred's favorite television program, "The Gong Show, " with plans of winning the grand prize.
10:00PM 133 - Funny, You Don't Look It
Fred is so certain he is a descendant of a famous person that he pays a company $25 to trace his roots.
10:30PM 121 - Aunt Esther Meets Her Son
Fred and Lamont become peacemakers when Esther finds that her newly adopted son doesn't believe in God and kicks him out of the house.
11:00PM 120 - Aunt Esther Has a Baby
Esther has been trying to adopt a baby for quite some time and finally gets an appointment with the adoption agency.
11:30PM 031 - Lamont Goes African
Fred thinks Lamont's fascinations with Africa are Ludicrous, until he meets Olayia, a Nigerian women with definite ideas about parental respect. Paula Kelly guest stars.
12:00AM 032 - Watts Side Story
Fred is shocked when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor, Julio.
12:30AM 033 - Pops n' Pals
Feeling jealous and neglected, Fred conjours up several ruses that will hopefully keep Lamont from spending so much time with Julio.
1:00AM 034 - The Infernal Triangle
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met. Lamont is shocked when he finds out that she is one of his old girlfriends.
1:30AM 035 - Home Sweet Home for the Aged
Fred is caught up in a series of fustrating situations when he becomes a resident of a senior citizens' home as Lamont plans to work and travel the world.
2:00AM 036 - Pot Luck
Lamont outsmarts himself when he buys what he beleives is a rare antique commode for only $20. It turns out that Lamont is a ploy for a con game.
2:30AM 037 - The Kid
A nine-year-old runaway worms his way into the Sanford yard and eventually into Fred's heart. Lincoln Kilpartrick, Jr. guest stars.
3:00AM 039 - Lamont, Is That You?
Lamont and Rollo mistakenly go to a gay bar. They are spotted by Fred's friend Bubba who tells Fred that Lamont is gay.
3:30AM 040 - Lamont As Othello
Fred returns home unexpectedly and finds Lamont and drama coach Marilyn in the choking scene of Othello. Maureen Arthur Guest stars.
4:00AM 041 - This Little TV Went to Market
Fred buys a "hot" television and gets into hot water. After Fred has made his purchase, his friend Grady visits the Sanford home and declares that the set is the one that was stolen from his house.
4:30AM 042 - Presenting The Three Degrees
Despite Fred's objections, Lamont and Rollo try to make big stars out of the singing trio "The Three Degrees." The Three Degrees Guest stars.
5:00AM 043 - Libra Rising All over Lamont
It's in the stars for Lamont in this zany astrological mix-up that involves his father and Aunt Esther.
5:30AM 044 - Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman
Fred is witness to burglary at Julio's house, but he refuses to identify the burglars for the police.
Sunday, January 5, 2003:
6:00AM 046 - A House Is Not a Poolroom
Lamont buys Fred a pool table for a birthday gift and Fred's buddies turn the Sanford home into a pool hall.
6:30AM 047 - The Chameleon (AKA: The Blind Mello Jelly Collection)
Following the advice of his son Lamont, Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off, but he wants them back when he finds they are valued at $500.
7:00AM 048 - Superflyer
It takes some doing to convince Fred to make his first airplane flight.
7:30AM 049 - The Member of the Wedding/The Engagement
Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to marry her, but Fred's family has other ideas.
8:00AM 050 - Grady, the Star Boarder
Always trying to make a buck, Fred talks Lamont into letting Grady become a "paying boarder" in their home.
8:30AM 051 - Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.
9:00AM 052 - Leaving the Nest (AKA: Wine, Women and Aunt Esther)
Disgusted at Aunt Esther endless rehashing of a friend's funeral, Fred and his cronies, Grady, Leroy, Skillet and Bubba plan a cheer-up party.
9:30AM 053 - Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
Lamont gets a traffic ticket that he feels he does not deserve and Fred maneuvers himself into a position to be his son's lawyer, leaving Lamont in jeopardy.
10:00AM 054 - This Land Is Whose Land?
Fred gets into a dispute with his neighbor Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.
10:30AM 055 - Fred's Cheating Heart
Lamont checks Fred into the hospital for tests to see why he has four or five heart attacks every day.
11:00AM 056 - The Party Crasher
Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls and without Fred.
11:30AM 059 - Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
Grady who is still house-sitting for Fred, tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and social gatherings.
12:00PM 060 - Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pfftt...
Esther kicks Woodrow out of their house and much to Grady's distress, Lamont gives his uncle permission to move in with them.
12:30PM 062 - Hello, Cousin Emma...Goodbye, Cousin Emma
Grady's cousin Emma gets an invitation to lodge at the Sanford home, triggering a plot to get her out.
1:00PM 063 - Fred's Treasure Garden
A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends a salad made with home-grown parsley.
1:30PM 065 - A Little Extra Security
To lie or not to lie? That is the question that Grady must answer when he receives too many Social Security checks.
2:00PM 070 - Grady and His Lady
Fred puts his foot down between Grady and his finance when the bride to be announces that after their marriage, Grady will no longer be spending his evenings at the Sanford home.
2:30PM 080 - The Masquerade Party
Fred, Grady and Bubba become television game show contestants on "Wheel and Deal" to try and win a birthday present for Lamont.
3:00PM 087 - The Over-the-Hill Gag
Fred's doctor has given him months—to pay his bill. But Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think the end is near and try to make Fred's last days happy by setting up a date with Lena Horne.
3:30PM 088 - The Oddfather
When Fred accidentally stumbles upon an attempted murder, the criminal tries to make it two victims for the price of one.
4:00PM 091 - Divorcee, Sanford Style
After a battle with her husband, Esther takes refuge in the Sanford home.
4:30PM 092 - Bank on This
Fred and Lamont learn that banking can be harmful to your health when their loan application is interrupted by a robbery.
5:00PM 093 - The TV Addict
Lamont figures the only way to cure Fred of being a "teleholic" is to hypnotize him into thinking that everytime he has the urge to turn on the set, the set will overheat.
5:30PM 095 - Earthquake II
After several small earthquakes rock the Sanford home, Russian seismologists tell Fred it's only a matter of time until the "big one" hits.
6:00PM 097 - Steinberg and Son
Fred and Lamont are outraged when they see a new television series about a man, his son and their junk business.
6:30PM 098 - My Fair Esther
Fred attempts to transform the lowly Esther into an elegant lady in order to collect $500 from her husband.
7:00PM 100 - Della, Della, Della
Working on a campaign for a political candidate, singer/actress Della Reese convinces Fred to let her use the Sanford home as campaign headquarters. Guest star: Della Reese.
7:30PM 102 - Sanford and Rising Son
After he discovers how well and how cheaply his Japanese friend can cook, Fred turns his living room into a Japanese Restaurant.
8:00PM 109 - Camping Trip
Fred and Lamont go camping and find themselves stranded in the forest.
8:30PM 112 - Fred's Extra Job
In a desperate attempt to persuade Lamont to stay with him in the junk business, Fred secretly borrows money from the bank to show his son that business is booming.
9:00PM 134 - Fred Sings the Blues
Fred invites B.B. King to dinner at Sanford home and may give the famous singer another reason to sing the blues. B.B. King Guest stars.
9:30PM 129 - The Reverend Sanford
To avoid taxes, Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church and appoints Bubba and Woody as officers.
10:00PM 038 - Rated X
Fred Lamont and Rollo almost become stars in an x-rated movie until they are faced with the "naked" truth and the wrath of Aunt Esther.
10:30PM 115 - The Hawaiian Connection (Part 1 & 2, one hour)
Coincidentally, the Junkmen of America are having their annual convention in Hawaii as three professional jewel thieves are faced with the problem of finding someone to smuggle the gems out of Hawaii into Los Angeles.
11:30PM 116 - The Hawaii Connection (Part 3, half hour)
Completely unaware that he is part of a robbery, Fred loses track of his friend's "package" and is chased by the crooks all over the island.
12:00AM 113 - I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz
Fred is determined to impress Lamont's future mother-in-law by setting a new world's record and getting his name in the Guinness book.
12:30AM 114 - The Winning Ticket
Fred can't wait to try out the new promotion idea that he just bought from two "salesmen."
1:00AM 117 - The Stakeout
Fred falls for one of his tenants and can't understand her aloofness—until he discovers the "lady" is really a man on the run from police.
1:30AM 119 - Committee Man
Fred is ecstatic when the Mayor selects him to represent Watts businessmen on a community relatives committee.
2:00AM 123 - Fred Meets Redd
Fred must decide if he should spend time with his accountant and complete his tax forms before the deadline or compete in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest. Jack Carter Guest stars.
2:30AM 124 - Carol
When a curious visitor arrives at the Sanford home and claims to have known Fred forty years ago, Fred's memory suddenly falters.
3:00AM 125 - Here Today, Gone Today
Unaware that Lamont and Esther are trying to surprise him by sending out the furniture to be re-upholstered, Fred comes home early and thinks it's all been stolen.
3:30AM 126 - Chinese Torture/The Defiant One
Grady tries an ancient Oriental magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther without realizing the directions for releasing the locks are written in Chinese.
4:00AM 127 - A Matter of Silence
After being cured from a sudden loss of hearing, Fred is reluctant to give up the loving sympathy he's been getting from his girlfriend and decides to stay "deaf."
4:30AM 130 - The Will
Fred is fearful that his days are numbered after Esther delivers a crashing blow to his head with her Bible-laden purse.
5:00AM 131 - Fred the Activist
An innocent shopping trip turns violent when a shady salesman refuses to grant a time payment plan to anyone over 65.
5:30AM 132 - The Lucky Streak
Fred embarks on a lucky gambling streak as he and Lamont need a quick $4,000 to buy the Sanford Arms.
(Check my post titled, "TV Land 2003 Shows" for more info on TV Land in 2003)