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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-14-2002, 12:26 AM Ya ok. So today my parents go up to Maine to bring some stuff up to my brothers. Anyways, around 230 I get phone call from some lady. She had this friggan southern accent that I couldnt understand and she asked for my brother Warren who does NOT live with us. Anyways, I told her that he doesnt live here and so she asked for his phone #. I told I didnt know so she asked who I was and my relation to him. So I told her Crystal and hes my brother. Seriously though, she was the biggest bitch. She gave her HER number (for the company) and her name. I hardly understood what she was saying. So my parents get home later on and I tell them. My mother was like *You shouldnt give out that* blah blah blah. And I told her how the lady was SO RUDE to me..thats not very professional. So, I go back to caller ID and my MOM leaves a little message for her. I cant remember it word for word, but shes like: *Look, next time you call, make sure you have the right number. And dont ever harass my daughter again. Blah blah blah. If this happens again, Ill see your ass in court!!* LOl. About 5 minutes later, we get a call. SOMEHOW, the number dialed something COMPLETLY different, leaving the message on some ladies answering machine! My other apologized, and calls the RIGHT number. Its the SAME rude woman. My moms like whos this? Or something like that, and the lady's like may I have your number? And my mother is like whats it matter to you?! And then the lady asks a couple more questions and is like, do you speak english? And my mom goes, YES! Do you, ASS****?!?!?! And slams the phone down! LOl. We found out later it was some lady for a credit card place. Seriously though, the lady was the biggest bitch lol. The only reason why I told my mother to call, was because I knew shed give it to her! I tried making her call her again, but she said no...LOl.
Moonlight Lady 11-14-2002, 10:02 AM Omg! that is sooo rude... I can't believe how rude people are.
I'm glad your mom let that woman have it.
Cactus Jack 11-14-2002, 10:08 AM OMG!!!!!! THATS SOOOOOO RUDE IM SOOO SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU:( :eek: SOOOOOO RUDE! OMG!!!! That is the worst thing EVER worst of all, it happened to u f irst, just dont let that happen again MCOB!! Sorry it happened im sorry it happened, she was lookni for your brotgher grr rant:
PS : Sorry it happened to u :(
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-14-2002, 03:51 PM Haha. Its OK. We found it quite amusing!:lol:
BUT...I made a mistake! When the lady askes if she speaks english, my mother asks to and the lady goes DUUUUUUHH!!! Of course I do! THEN my mother does that whole ass**** bit lol.
britt britt 11-14-2002, 04:09 PM haha, your moms cool. That lady was really rude. my mom would probably done the same. she did it to some woman who yelled at my little sister because she got water on her car:rolleyes: and
took her in her car and drove her home then her son got into a fight with my friend then she said to my mom that your kids and her friends have problems then my moms like OH ITS NOT YOUR KID THAT HAS THE PROBLEM ITS MINE! WHATEVER!! anyway i think thats what she said but her son is an idiot.lol yeah, theres a lot of rude people out there.
Juss Like Jo Po 11-14-2002, 04:15 PM :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Yea that lady was a
b!tch and I'm happy your mom did that...mine woulda done the same thing...lolz
Kay Scarpetta 11-14-2002, 04:24 PM LOL that's really rude of that lady but that was funny what your mom did
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-14-2002, 04:34 PM Originally posted by britt britt
haha, your moms cool. That lady was really rude. my mom would probably done the same. she did it to some woman who yelled at my little sister because she got water on her car:rolleyes: and
took her in her car and drove her home then her son got into a fight with my friend then she said to my mom that your kids and her friends have problems then my moms like OH ITS NOT YOUR KID THAT HAS THE PROBLEM ITS MINE! WHATEVER!! anyway i think thats what she said but her son is an idiot.lol yeah, theres a lot of rude people out there.
Oh no!!! Not water on the car!!!:eek:
:rolleyes: LOl
Ya...my mother does that kinda stuff ALL the time. One day like, 5-6 years ago, we kept getting a prank phone call...so my mother took a Duck Calling Horn (its like a lil horn thing you blow into to attract ducks lol) and BLEW really hard and loud into the phone lol. They never did call back...
Ya..our moms would all do that stuff..but what about our Dads? My Dads always telling her to stay out of it! LOl
britt britt 11-14-2002, 04:39 PM Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Oh no!!! Not water on the car!!!:eek:
:rolleyes: LOl
Ya...my mother does that kinda stuff ALL the time. One day like, 5-6 years ago, we kept getting a prank phone call...so my mother took a Duck Calling Horn (its like a lil horn thing you blow into to attract ducks lol) and BLEW really hard and loud into the phone lol. They never did call back...
Ya..our moms would all do that stuff..but what about our Dads? My Dads always telling her to stay out of it! LOl
hahaha! those horns are cool! my dad would probably do the same. That womans son always used to bug me and my dads like if he ever comes near here I will kick is butt all the way down the street. he probably would too.lol
FOLrocks1 11-14-2002, 04:43 PM I would have done the same thing to that bitch! LOL
DarleneIllyria 11-14-2002, 06:29 PM Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ya...my mother does that kinda stuff ALL the time. One day like, 5-6 years ago, we kept getting a prank phone call...so my mother took a Duck Calling Horn (its like a lil horn thing you blow into to attract ducks lol) and BLEW really hard and loud into the phone lol. They never did call back...
Prank calls annoy the hell out of me. We've had a few of those before. It's a toss up between cussing them out or screaming as loud as you can into the receiver and hopefully that'll make them stop. I've done the cussing out before, and it seems to stop. I can use the screaming bit the next time the prank calls start up.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-14-2002, 06:33 PM Originally posted by Jenny
Prank calls annoy the hell out of me. We've had a few of those before. It's a toss up between cussing them out or screaming as loud as you can into the receiver and hopefully that'll make them stop. I've done the cussing out before, and it seems to stop. I can use the screaming bit the next time the prank calls start up.
Ya...once we got like 3 calls in a row. My mother was gonna go DANVILLE POLICE! Next time..but they never called back:( lol.
Oh, and last year, we got a call like..once a week for a whicked long time @ 5am! Finally my mother called back and left a nasty message. No more calls yet!
DarleneIllyria 11-14-2002, 07:12 PM Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ya...once we got like 3 calls in a row. My mother was gonna go DANVILLE POLICE! Next time..but they never called back:( lol.
Oh, and last year, we got a call like..once a week for a whicked long time @ 5am! Finally my mother called back and left a nasty message. No more calls yet!
That's why we got a Caller I.D. Let me tell ya, those don't work every single time. Okay, I admit sometimes the name and #'s show up. Most of the time it shows up unknown name and unknown #. WTF is the point in having it then?
Hollow 11-14-2002, 07:36 PM My mom used to own this business called herbalife and 1 time some foreign lady called and shes all "is zees zee phone numbuh fuh uhbalife?" and i was seriously like "WHAAAAT?" so she reapeated it anf i could barely understand her but she said "is this the phone number for herbalife" so i said ya and gave the phone to my dad so he can deal w/ her accent
Jinny Girl 11-14-2002, 11:06 PM one time this person kept calling asking for "Alex"... not as a prank but because they wanted alex and finally I was like (I was 11 at the time) "GO TO HELL!!! ALEX DOESNT LIVE HERE!!!" they still called back 56363 tiems tho.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-14-2002, 11:11 PM Originally posted by Jenny
That's why we got a Caller I.D. Let me tell ya, those don't work every single time. Okay, I admit sometimes the name and #'s show up. Most of the time it shows up unknown name and unknown #. WTF is the point in having it then?
Ugh no kidding. We got a caller ID too..its always our friends #'s who show up..everyone else is friggan *UNKNOWN*
DarleneIllyria 11-14-2002, 11:36 PM Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ugh no kidding. We got a caller ID too..its always our friends #'s who show up..everyone else is friggan *UNKNOWN*
We also went the answering machine route too. Nobody likes those things. Nobody. The cats used to step on the buttons and that would rewind the tape, and that didn't really matter because hardly anybody would talk when the answering machine picked up.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-14-2002, 11:46 PM Originally posted by Jenny
We also went the answering machine route too. Nobody likes those things. Nobody. The cats used to step on the buttons and that would rewind the tape, and that didn't really matter because hardly anybody would talk when the answering machine picked up.
Ya..we hate ours too. When we play it..it doesnt even say the correct time of the call!!! Plus, its upstairs, so we dont care enough to check it when we come home lol.
¤CHeeR BeAR143¤ 11-15-2002, 09:40 AM HAHAHA Crystal, that is defintily something your mother WOULD do :lol: Thats why i love her so much. She still needs to find the jerk who hit ur mail box...lol.... shes all chasin him down the street! hahaha :D
Central Perk 11-15-2002, 08:34 PM Thats a cool story.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-15-2002, 11:52 PM Originally posted by ¤CHeeR BeAR143¤
HAHAHA Crystal, that is defintily something your mother WOULD do :lol: Thats why i love her so much. She still needs to find the jerk who hit ur mail box...lol.... shes all chasin him down the street! hahaha :D
Hehe. Maybe I should tell that story...
Ok, well about a year ago or so it was late @ nite and I was in bed. Well anyways, my mother was watching Leno downstairs and my dad was upstairs. Well anyways, she hears banging outside. She looks outside and sees a truck. She runs outside and notices that they SMASHED our mailbox- which BTW had a Patriotic design on it, which pissed her off even more being the Aunt Sam that she is. So she goes back inside, tells dad and grabs the keys. Ya..she did a whole town search LOOKING for them! She said if she had found them she wouldve taken her club from the backseat and smashed their truck LOl. Finally, after she calmed down she went home and called the cops and told them a refrigerator was in the middle of the street. He didnt believe her. Soon enough, he came to our house and said that he had to move a neighbors fridge back into the driveway because they had put it there! LOl. Yea--you dont mess with my mother! Shes one tough woman! And thats only ONE story...lol
Cactus Jack 11-16-2002, 12:06 AM Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Hehe. Maybe I should tell that story...
Ok, well about a year ago or so it was late @ nite and I was in bed. Well anyways, my mother was watching Leno downstairs and my dad was upstairs. Well anyways, she hears banging outside. She looks outside and sees a truck. She runs outside and notices that they SMASHED our mailbox- which BTW had a Patriotic design on it, which pissed her off even more being the Aunt Sam that she is. So she goes back inside, tells dad and grabs the keys. Ya..she did a whole town search LOOKING for them! She said if she had found them she wouldve taken her club from the backseat and smashed their truck LOl. Finally, after she calmed down she went home and called the cops and told them a refrigerator was in the middle of the street. He didnt believe her. Soon enough, he came to our house and said that he had to move a neighbors fridge back into the driveway because they had put it there! LOl. Yea--you dont mess with my mother! Shes one tough woman! And thats only ONE story...lol
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHa
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Sorry, I just think its sooooo funny cause nothign has happened to me like this story
Jinny Girl 11-16-2002, 12:14 AM well my mothers insane. when she saw joel at the concert walking away she yelled "grab him and dont let go!" and threw me at him so... yeah. shes odd.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-16-2002, 12:18 AM Originally posted by Jinny Girl
well my mothers insane. when she saw joel at the concert walking away she yelled "grab him and dont let go!" and threw me at him so... yeah. shes odd.
Haha cool. You shouldnt have let go!!
Jinny Girl 11-16-2002, 12:24 AM Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Haha cool. You shouldnt have let go!!
he had 5 body guards. i pretty much lost my grip on him after 5 seconds. i got him to stop moving and take a pic tho...
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 11-16-2002, 12:29 AM Originally posted by Jinny Girl
he had 5 body guards. i pretty much lost my grip on him after 5 seconds. i got him to stop moving and take a pic tho...
Thats cool. Damn bodyguards....always mess everything up
Cactus Jack 11-16-2002, 08:19 AM Yeah! I know:lol:
Barnabas1 11-16-2002, 09:30 AM LOL!! I'm glad your Mom gave it to her!!:lol:
Cactus Jack 11-16-2002, 03:35 PM Im glad too!:lol:
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