What are some stupid things that youve done??

I tried to melt butter in the microwave...still wrapped in the aluminum foil..

I tried curling my hair with a round brush. TWICE..

I tried curling my bangs with a comb..

Where Do I Start? Once I tryed to see if I could jump off a 3 story house and land on my feet...I injured myself severly.


























































LOL! Just kidding! :D :D :D

1 time i had a blonde moment and i thot a chicken was pregnant cuz it was fat but i slapped myself a second l8r

I tried to curl my bangs w/ a round brush and it got totally stuck so i hadda cut my bangs. if it werent for that my bangs would be like down to my tummy but theyre down to my shoulders :(

I had a BIG attitude towards my teacher last year and i got in trouble all the time but i didnt care, she was a bitch. 1 time she sent me home cuz i was being mean to her

My brothers friend told me to go to hotmale.com and i listened to him. EW

I went around cussing out the whole flippin school last year and if u swore, u would get suspended but it was fun. no1 told on me

Im AS so i do stupid things every day, i say more when i think of em

I put on a womans red shoes


Me and my babysitter form fourth garde couldnt find the car once

ummmmmmmm........


I threw a tissue away in the trash can this mroning, i threw it away in the kitchesn trash, nto remembering the one in my bathroom was in the computer room:rolleyes:

Ill think of more later

Too many to even possibly list

Woah I have a lot. I can;'t think of em all........

Once me and my mom got in the wrong car at Walgreens..........

Ah once at American Eagle.................Well I dont feel like explaining the whole story but it involved me screaming like a moron at the lady who worked there...for no reason.

there have been many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one was calling someone by the wrong name and looking like a idiot.

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
there have been many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one was calling someone by the wrong name and looking like a idiot.
Ha. I do that all the time.

I'm with Jenny on this one.
I have done waaay too many stupid things to mention.

Most stories of my stupidity begin with "I was so drunk..."

Yeah, there's a shocker...

;)

:lol:

~When i was little my mom said i couldnt use the stove so i put a pot with water in the microwave...i started a fire it was funny tho
~My straightener broke so i tried to straighten it with a curling iron
~I'm on my permit so when I just learned how to drive..and i cant see off to the right so i almsot got in 3 accidents because I didnt see the trucks
~And then theres the times I get drunk..but I dont remember them

Originally posted by TJL
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lol....mine too...

I have tried the curling my bangs with a round brush, alot of times... You would think that after 2 times of getting it stuck in there before i wouldn't have done it.

Originally posted by TJL
I'm with Jenny on this one.
I have done waaay too many stupid things to mention.

Most stories of my stupidity begin with "I was so drunk..."

Yeah, there's a shocker...

;)

:rotflmao: Your jokes never fail to make my day!

last week i was drunk cause we didnt have school and it was real cold out and i dunked my head in the pool and my legs and i licked a dogs tongue and i ate a snausage which is a dog treat if u dont know


last year we were cleanin out our lockers on the last day of school and i threw my book bag away with my glasses in it


i dressed up like a ****** and walked around liberty boro

i was prank callin people just by dialing numbers and i didnt have a phone book and i accidently pranked my aunt


i went to school with 2 different shoes on last month



theres more but i dont remember

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
there have been many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one was calling someone by the wrong name and looking like a idiot.

done that half a million times...i forgot one of my best friends names once and was like "who are you?"

then there was last yr when i was in study hall and thinking about this essay and talking myself through it...then i realized i was talking out loud to myself and everyone heard and was staring at me as i continued to do this....

i blew up a can of soup in the microwave
i burnt my hand on a cigarette lighter and i dont even smoke
i burnt my hair w/ an iron when i was 12 cause i wanted straight hair sooo bad
i decided to see if the barre would hold me up if i sat on it and ended up not able to get down (it held me up tho!)
i locked myself in a gym locker in middle school


but the stupidest thing ever didnt happen to me- it happened to my friend steff in the 8th grade...she dropped a razor while it was above her head and accidently shaved half her eyebrow off.

I must be the only one who does stupid things SOBER!!!!!!!!


lol

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I must be the only one who does stupid things SOBER!!!!!!!!
lol

Oh, you wanted a sober example...

I broke my collarbone about 15 months ago trying to beat a light on my bike here in Manhattan. I sped head on into traffic, and in my haste to stop, flew over the handlebars, and did my finest impression of a lawn dart on tenth avenue.
Thanks to some evasive meneuvers by some cabbies, I wasn't run over.
Without a doubt one of the stupidest things I have done in a long time.
No wait, trying to get back on the bike and ride away with a broken left collarbone was the stupidest thing I did that day!

OOOOOOOOOW!!!! :eek:

:lol:

:rotflmao: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HAVE HEARD ALL DAY!

Originally posted by TJL
I'm with Jenny on this one.
I have done waaay too many stupid things to mention.

Most stories of my stupidity begin with "I was so drunk..."

Yeah, there's a shocker...

;)

lol

Unfortunately, I was sober whenever I did my stupid things. Oh man, I could die from embarassment at some of the crap I've done.

Locking myself out of the house (it was an accident).

Originally posted by TJL


Oh, you wanted a sober example...

I broke my collarbone about 15 months ago trying to beat a light on my bike here in Manhattan. I sped head on into traffic, and in my haste to stop, flew over the handlebars, and did my finest impression of a lawn dart on tenth avenue.
Thanks to some evasive meneuvers by some cabbies, I wasn't run over.
Without a doubt one of the stupidest things I have done in a long time.
No wait, trying to get back on the bike and ride away with a broken left collarbone was the stupidest thing I did that day!

OOOOOOOOOW!!!! :eek:

:lol:

:rotflmao:

I have done some stupid things...

I made my cat mad on purpose & he almost ripped my arm off. I still have scars...

I rolled the car down the hill.

I tried to do a flip off of the high dive & almost broke my back.

There's a lot more that I can't remember and probably shouldn't tell.

Ok here goes

when I was 16 me and my bestfriend took a pair of my brothers boxers and put them on the Mailbox only to be told by my dad that, that is a federal offense.

I took my glasses off while riding on our raft and I set them near the edge then they slipped off and I lost them for 3 days till my dad found them at the bottom of our pond.

I took the 4- wheeler out for a spin in the snow and I know that if you don't drive fast in the snow you get stuck easly so I drove it down the ditch knowing that the 4-wheeler doesn't go up the ditch at a fast speed and I got stuck and I ended having to go get a shovel and scoop myself out.

That's all that I can think of at the moment

Originally posted by Blair85
I have done some stupid things...

I made my cat mad on purpose & he almost ripped my arm off.



That's a big cat...

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YUPS!!!!!!!!!!!:D

This aint really stupid but w/e. 1ce i got off the computer and got up and started going somewhere and i felt really dizzy but i kept walking.i got so dizzy that i went unconcious, then i was still walking WHILE being unconcious and it felt like the moment wasnt happening. then i felt myself trip over something and then i felt my head bang on something really hard and i felt myself slowly falling down. I woke up and i was on my bedroom floor and i musta hit my head on the wall but i have no idea what i tripped over. and that was like 3 months ago and i still have a bump but u cant see it, i can just feel it.

Originally posted by ~°~RockAngel89~°~
This aint really stupid but w/e. 1ce i got off the computer and got up and started going somewhere and i felt really dizzy but i kept walking.i got so dizzy that i went unconcious, then i was still walking WHILE being unconcious and it felt like the moment wasnt happening. then i felt myself trip over something and then i felt my head bang on something really hard and i felt myself slowly falling down. I woke up and i was on my bedroom floor and i musta hit my head on the wall but i have no idea what i tripped over. and that was like 3 months ago and i still have a bump but u cant see it, i can just feel it.

yeah i did that once. i hadn't eaten in 5 days but w/e. LOL I stood up and everything went white and i just kinda fell then i hit my right temple on the corner of my dresser and ooooooooh did that not feel good.

Once while in my catholic school as people were discussing my stupidity on going up for communion when i had never done first communion, i screamed "It's a RICE CAKE PEOPLE!!! Nothing more! Nothing special! THEY SELL THEM AT A&P!!!... God catholic people are weird..." fyi EVERYONE in the room was catholic so they were all staring at me. not meanly, but like I was the oddest thing they'd ever come across. Some of them were like... looking at me like a scientific specimen...

But really, it IS a ricecake.

Once when I was drunk I threw up ALL over my computer. ugh. then i wiped it up but passed out and woke up and my hair was stuck to the towel in a wad of my own puke. yeah. that wasn;t one of my finer moments.

Well, Ive done tons of stupid things, but none of them are funny, so i'll tell about my friend's stupid mistakes. lol

My friend, who is also my neighbor, came over to my house, and she was looking for something to eat and found popcorn. So she puts it in for 5 minutes and goes downstairs. Meanwhile, the popcorn catches on fire and we have to go get the fire extinguisher. It was funny even when it was happening lol