Some more things about cartoons that keep me awake at nights---

*If both Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are cross-dressers, does that mean they were ex-lovers at one point? (...it WOULD explain their bitter exchanges..)

*Why doesn't Porky Pig wear pants?

*And what's the deal with Egghead?

*Is it me, or is Tweety Bird a tad...well, PSYCHOTIC?

*And what kind of idiot is Sylvester if he keeps confusing a baby Kangaroo with a mouse, anyway?

*The ACME company...what's up with that? Are they early percursers to ENRON or do they just groove on being incompetent?

*And how much genius does it take for a coyote to catch a road-runner, anyway?

And finally....

*If the Disney cartoons were so gol'dang wholesome, then WHY WAS MINNIE MOUSE RUNNING AROUND TOPLESS?!?!!?

Answer me THAT!!