Frank Gannucci
11-01-2025, 07:17 AM
A Honeymooners Election Day:
(Ralph & Ed are on their way to the Raccoon Lodge to vote.)
Ralph: “What an important day Norton. We are voting for the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.”
Ed: “The emperor of all Raccondom.”
Ralph: “Yes. I know who I’m going to vote for. Ralph Kramden..”
Ed: “Me too.”
Ralph: “Thanks. Those voting booths are pretty small.”
Ed: “Can you fit in them?”
Ralph: “Oooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot.”
(They arrive at the Raccoon Lodge voting room. Ed goes first. He then leaves.)
Ralph: “I’m going into the booth.”
(He does and accidentally trips over Ed’s foot and falls into the machine knocking it over and accidentally votes for McGarrity.)
Ralph (yells): “NORTON, YOU IDIOT. I JUST GOT WORD THAT MY VOTE WAS THE DECIDING VOTE. YOU CAUSED MCGARRITY TO WIN. PUT ‘EM UP!”
Ed (yells): “IT WAS YOUR FAULT RALPH.”
(Ed runs away from Ralph.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed are on their way to the Raccoon Lodge to vote.)
Ralph: “What an important day Norton. We are voting for the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.”
Ed: “The emperor of all Raccondom.”
Ralph: “Yes. I know who I’m going to vote for. Ralph Kramden..”
Ed: “Me too.”
Ralph: “Thanks. Those voting booths are pretty small.”
Ed: “Can you fit in them?”
Ralph: “Oooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot.”
(They arrive at the Raccoon Lodge voting room. Ed goes first. He then leaves.)
Ralph: “I’m going into the booth.”
(He does and accidentally trips over Ed’s foot and falls into the machine knocking it over and accidentally votes for McGarrity.)
Ralph (yells): “NORTON, YOU IDIOT. I JUST GOT WORD THAT MY VOTE WAS THE DECIDING VOTE. YOU CAUSED MCGARRITY TO WIN. PUT ‘EM UP!”
Ed (yells): “IT WAS YOUR FAULT RALPH.”
(Ed runs away from Ralph.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)