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Frank Gannucci
11-01-2025, 07:17 AM
A Honeymooners Election Day:

(Ralph & Ed are on their way to the Raccoon Lodge to vote.)

Ralph: “What an important day Norton. We are voting for the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.”

Ed: “The emperor of all Raccondom.”

Ralph: “Yes. I know who I’m going to vote for. Ralph Kramden..”

Ed: “Me too.”

Ralph: “Thanks. Those voting booths are pretty small.”

Ed: “Can you fit in them?”

Ralph: “Oooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot.”

(They arrive at the Raccoon Lodge voting room. Ed goes first. He then leaves.)

Ralph: “I’m going into the booth.”

(He does and accidentally trips over Ed’s foot and falls into the machine knocking it over and accidentally votes for McGarrity.)

Ralph (yells): “NORTON, YOU IDIOT. I JUST GOT WORD THAT MY VOTE WAS THE DECIDING VOTE. YOU CAUSED MCGARRITY TO WIN. PUT ‘EM UP!”

Ed (yells): “IT WAS YOUR FAULT RALPH.”

(Ed runs away from Ralph.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)