I just took the death test at http://www.thespark.com and it looks like I will die this Thursday, November 14th. Darn it! :crying: I'm too young to die! :(

Damn. Thats gotta suck. Well, if youre still here the 14th, Ill know you beat the system!:D

March 8th, 2005.

Theres that March 8th thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOl.

But something STILL happened on the 8th. Damnit, I cant remember!


Ill be 70 years old
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)-----March 8th LOl
Alcoholism (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

May 7, 2057

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Damn. Thats gotta suck. Well, if youre still here the 14th, Ill know you beat the system!:D

March 8th, 2005.

Theres that March 8th thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOl.

But something STILL happened on the 8th. Damnit, I cant remember!


Ill be 70 years old
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)-----March 8th LOl
Alcoholism (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Wait a minute..in 2005 Ill be 21. I mustve made a typo.:rolleyes: But Ill be 70. You do the math.

August 24, 2034 I'll be 53 :( kinda depressing

Cancer 29%
Contagious Disease 24%
Alcoholism 10%
Alien Abduction 5%

January 6 2060

at the age of 71 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 11, 2060
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (10%)
Drowning (10%)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS.

October 4, 2004 at the age of 16 years old.

MWAHAHAHA


:) :dance: :bye:

May 6, 2057
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Drowning (16%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Dude, not complaining, I mean 68 years is kinda alot, @ least it not within 10 years, but it's kinda sad, I mean.... like I know a LOT of people over the age of 68. Which is sad. Cos I won't live to be that old.

*Do you guys think any of this stuff is true? :lol:*

Originally posted by Demi Lynn Winters
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS.

October 4, 2004 at the age of 16 years old.

MWAHAHAHA


:) :dance: :bye:

You're gonna die on Susan Sarandon's 58th birthday!

Originally posted by -*Forever*-


You're gonna die on Susan Sarandon's 58th birthday!
Oh god...............

:lol:

I am gonna die (supposedly)

December 29, 2057
at the age of 74


Cancer (34%)
Drowning (17%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Homicide (6%)


The horrible accident thing has me a little worried! lol

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not gonna die till February 26, 2073!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL BE 84!!!!!

:eek2:

that's too long to wait!!!!!!!!! *cries*

I'll trade you, Lynn.

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not gonna die till February 26, 2073!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL BE 84!!!!!

:eek2:

that's too long to wait!!!!!!!!! *cries*

I'll trade you, Lynn.

Why do you wanna die?! :eek:

Originally posted by Gregorio
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 11, 2060
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (10%)
Drowning (10%)

cool we're going to die the same year! lol

Originally posted by britt britt


cool we're going to die the same year! lol

haha...coolies

Originally posted by -*Forever*-


You're gonna die on Susan Sarandon's 58th birthday!

:eek: erm

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
I'll trade you, Lynn.

NOOOooooOOOooooOOOoo MINE!!! *hmmph*

moment. :lookaroun

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 24, 2071
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Suicide (14%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Suicide (14%)

Is there something you aren't telling us Jenny? :nonono: :lol:


Alien Abduction (13%)

You've been alking to Justin way too much. He's gonna get you in some trouble. lol :lol:

Holy Sh¡t!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 1, 2070
at the age of 85 years old. (Waaaay too old)


On that date you will most likely die from:

Auto-Fellatio (18%)
Cancer (15%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Suicide (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) :confused: Whatever it is, it doesn't sound good. :rotflmao:

You guys who aren't dying until you're 60-something or older have it so lucky. I'm dying this Thursday at the age of 21! :crying: :crying: :crying: I haven't even lived yet.

February 16, 2056
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (19%)
Homicide (16%)

Is there something you aren't telling us Jenny? Naaaah, would I EVER keep anything from you? :p
You've been alking to Justin way too much. He's gonna get you in some trouble. lol LOL, not unless... he's one of 'em! :eek:



:D

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Auto-Fellatio (18%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

ROTFLMAO!!! Is there something you've been hiding from us Chris? ;)

Yay! According to this I'll be oolldddd. *Sniffle* However I will die 11 months before the TC 100th anniversary *Stomp* Whatever *le sigh*

April 24, 2076
at the age of 86 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (41%)
Cancer (21%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)

[i]
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) :confused: Whatever it is, it doesn't sound good. :rotflmao: [/B]




Hmmmmmm :lol:

Originally posted by Sean Snow


ROTFLMAO!!! Is there something you've been hiding from us Chris? ;) Wooohooo! High- five, SeNa! :D :D :D

I can expect to die on:
October 15, 2056
at the age of 70 years old.

Hey, 70, thats pretty old! :lol:

March 30, 2065
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Confusion (6%)
Drowning (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy


haha. cool

This is when i'm supposed to go.

March 16, 2039
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (47%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

Originally posted by Sean Snow


ROTFLMAO!!! Is there something you've been hiding from us Chris? ;)

Hell, I don't even know what I'm doing to kill myself. I swear, I'm a good, VIRGIN boy. :wink2:

And Jenny, you always keep stuff from me! Like this *BEEP* This screen name must be blocked to project the feelings of one JennyAnyDots *BEEP* screen name you're using now! Where did that come from?!?!?

May 29, 2057
at the age of 71 years old.

Originally posted by Original Prankster


Hell, I don't even know what I'm doing to kill myself. I swear, I'm a good, VIRGIN boy. :wink2:

And Jenny, you always keep stuff from me! Like this *BEEP* This screen name must be blocked to project the feelings of one JennyAnyDots *BEEP* screen name you're using now! Where did that come from?!?!? LOL, WOW! My screen name is sensored... awesome?

And yes... bow to me, Chris...bow to me!

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
LOL, WOW! My screen name is sensored... awesome?

Censored. You're loosing your mind Jenny. :p :p :p

And it was your idea. HYPMH!

Originally posted by Original Prankster


Censored. You're loosing your mind Jenny. :p :p :p

And it was your idea. HYPMH! LOL, same difference.

May 17, 2037 at the age of 75. Not bad, but I think I will make it to 80. Currently, the average life expectancy of men is 73 and women is 79.

most likely to die of alchoholism Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation ...whats that mean?

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama
most likely to die of alchoholism Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation ...whats that mean?



If you PM me or something i will explain it too you, but I am not going to say it on the message boards where alot of kids come.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-


Why do you wanna die?! :eek:
Cuz..life can be evil....and 84 is just too old lol.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 9, 2071
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Horrible Accident (19%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Originally posted by Original Prankster


Hell, I don't even know what I'm doing to kill myself. I swear, I'm a good, VIRGIN boy. :wink2:

And Jenny, you always keep stuff from me! Like this *BEEP* This screen name must be blocked to project the feelings of one JennyAnyDots *BEEP* screen name you're using now! Where did that come from?!?!?
Jennyanydots!! hehe. Actually....it should be Chennyanydots. lol I'm having fun.

btw you guys....what was the Cats name that Lynn gave me? What is Jelly short for lol...it's been bugging me all day.

Originally posted by Montana Ponine

Jennyanydots!! hehe. Actually....it should be Chennyanydots. lol I'm having fun.

btw you guys....what was the Cats name that Lynn gave me? What is Jelly short for lol...it's been bugging me all day.

Jellylorum. :p

Originally posted by Willow4ever1981




If you PM me or something i will explain it too you, but I am not going to say it on the message boards where alot of kids come.

Yea, ya might as well PM me too cause I still don't know what the hell it means, lol.

May 9, 2071



that will be my 90th birthday...