Opie: Gee, paw, what happened to the logo with the old man and the barrel? And where are all the banjos and other neat stuff hanging on the walls?

Andy: Now Ope, I'm sure the management folks had a good reason to change the decor. It's just good business, after all. Let's just all try to relax and enjoy the food.

Aunt Bee: Andy, what happened to the grits and the fried chicken? I don't recognize anything on the menu anymore.

Barney: Andy, if you ask me, we should give these people a thorough investigation.

Andy: Aint Bee, that's a good point. I reckon I never heard of pait dee faw grace.

Opie: I don't remember this place havin' tablecloths, either.

Barney: We got to nip this in the bud!