Even animal-rights people don't care.

Not one condo in all of Del Boco Vista?

You wish you had this coat.

Decaf cappuccino

Well, you just lost a lot of business because I love to read.

I was a fantastic beard

Well, I'm out there, George.

Elaine have you been urinating a lot lately?

I might have a new career on my hands, huh?

Here come the Judge

I did buy the Ginsu knife.

You tell the jokes I cut the hair

If they don't live here, don't let them in.

Nobody is sicker than me

Oh, it's just horse manure.

Your misery is my Pleasure

Quone. To quone something.

Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me.

Steinbrenner

The Contest

Uncle Leo's having regular sex?

The Velvet Fog

When that is not really sleep.

Xanadu

You're the one going to hell

Pez

three buddies sitting around chewing gum.

Boy, that Hennigan goes down smooth and afterwards, you don't even smell.

Donna Chang

Eggs are eggs.

You cannot not be Funny

George

Well, that's because you're an idiot

Independent George

Did the medical Journal mention anything about standing in a pool of urine?

He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.

Last time I got the tap

Mean - Sometimes Seinfeld is mean!!

N

No but there's Karma, Kramer

So I've always gone my own way and I've never looked back.

Was there any nostril Penetration?

Should've heard them talk about Chappaquiddick.

I've never condoned snubbing

S - Sam Bass

This is beyond B O!

Uncle Leo

For I have seen the nipple on your soul

Winning - Seinfeld likes Winning things :)

X/Y

Xena the Warrior Princess.

Yells - Boy Seinfeld yells alot doesnt he??

Z

Three buddies sitting around chewing gum

Boy, you sure like to say my name, don't you?

Pipe down, Chorus boy

Diane

Well I got a flash for you joy-boy

Frogger

There is no, way, I'm Gonna be a Suze.

Who am I to be thinking about someone's nose?

I've never condoned snubbing

My mother's going out with this guy who leaves a jacket in her house.

You put the Kibosh on my deal

Larry David

Make us laugh clown

If I have to hear about this pig-man one more time...

: Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next!

Just because the hospital's conducting DNA research doesn't mean they're creating mutant pig-men.

Catch the Q to Atlantic avenue

Rochelle, Rochelle

Superman wore a cape

Tatiana

Uncle Leo's having regular sex?

Yes, but you see, Mr. Eldridge is an Andrea Doria survivor.

Well, that's because you're an idiot

Oh, come on. Good? What was good about it? Those sex scenes! I mean, please! Gimme something I can use!

You're the one going to hell

Pez

Remy Rifkin? Should I get a beret?

Oh, come on, Blaine. I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch.

There was Cleavage in the area

Hey, they're not mannequins. They're the life-deprived.

So Biff wants to be a Buff

I think I'm really close. They're taking me to lunch on Friday.

That's your big boy

I'm gonna do something with these three months.

: Ned's a guy who buys Irregular underwear. Next!

Jennifer Coolidge

No but there's Karma Kramer

This is a lonely woman looking for companionship.

He left with Marla the virgin?

Bigmouth Newman. I should have guessed.

My presence in that office could only hurt m
my chances

How'd you get the idea for the beltless trench coat?

Hot and heavy

What kind of a sick, demented person wants another person's glasses?

The Queen is dead.

Regifter

I'm going to help somebody damn it

Forgive me for trying to class up this place.

What's up diggity dog

The Voice

It's a vile Weed

Sex in a tub. That doesn't work.

So where ya been? We're tanking here.

Pez

You cannot not be funny

Okay, we got your...Got your strawberries.

Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

Diane

You stink, how do you like that for criticism

Frogger

Okay from now on I want you to call me Jerry the Great

I kind of like those sticks. I'd like to get them in my house.

I hate the good ones

Jerome with the tax problem

You know you hurt the maestro's feelings

Lanie

So a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it?

And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard.

Look at the cute little bastard

I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.

how Quayle looked when Benson gave him that Kennedy line?

Rat hat

I've never condoned Snubbing

Tatiana

We only wake you up for the important meetings

Violent - Sometimes people are Violent to Seinfeld!!

W

What's up diggity dog

Xanadu

What's up diggity dog

Zipper - Seinfelds Zipper came off.......

A

It's a vile weed

Behave - Seinfeld asked everyone to Behave :)

C

Frankly, I prefer the company of nitwits.

Dumb - Boy sometimes Seinfeld can be dumb!!

E

Eduardo Corucho

Festivus

George

Posing as a girlfriend for Homosexuals

I've become George.

Jealous - Seinfeld is Jealous

K

You know you hurt the maestro's feelings

I'm Robin's mother. You seem like such a lovely young man.

He left with Marla the virgin?

Nose job

Hot and heavy

Paa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--m!!

Am I crazy, or didn't you quit?

Remember that guy at the health club?

Bob Saccamano

This one had a different dynamic.

Urban Sombrero.

I wasn't invited? Nobody sends me an invitation?

Why don't you take your top off?

Xerox copier at Brandt-Leland

You stink, how do you like that for criticism

Pez

It's a vile weed

Smoking or nonsmoking? We are proud to offer both.

Okay from now on I want you to call me Jerry the Great

Disobedient Dog Farfel

I see a parasite

Frogger

What the hellis a Gander, anyway?

You're the one going to Hell.

I love crampbark.

Jerry, this is the set from the old Merv Griffin Show.

We only wake you up for the important meetings

Wait till he finds out we're going to the library. He'll be thrilled.

My idiot son could open that garage door

Can you just get me an aspirin?

Oh Henry

Pledge Drive

Madeline and I are watching Quincy together

Regifter

So, um, do you date immature men?

The Strike

I zipped Up

Are you planning to start a family? Yes, I would like to very much.

You knoW you hurt the maestro's feelings

The Fix Up

You know so much about nothing

Pez

Remy Rifkin? Should I get a beret?

This could be so sweet, Jerry.

Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

Del Boca Vista

I was in the pool it shrunk

Frogger

Elaine have you been urinating a lot lately?

Hey, Jerry, you ever seen one?

No way I'm a chucker

Jackie Chiles

I could drop you like a piece of dirt

It was imperceptible, but I felt it.

You want a piece of me

Nose job

So where ya been? We're tanking here.

I don't like to sit next to men on airplanes because our knees might touch.

I'm feelin' a bit queasy myself.

That's like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in.

I am getting off the kiss program with her.

Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table.

You want a piece of me?

You bought me dishwashing gloves.

I got rejected by a bald Woman.

The Fix Up

You know. sex in a tub, that doesn't work

George Costanza. Susan's friend?

I could drop you like a piece of dirt

Well, I'm doing the PBS drive.

My Cubans!

Dolores

Eggs are eggs.

Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

Great. I'm going out with a man who sounds like a woman.

I'm not Happy I'm not lucky

I've become George.

John Cheever

The Keys

King Edward didn't live in Queens

Let's go in the bedroom you sure?

The Mets

I am one clever chickadee.

Owen

This is a public humiliation

Queen of the Castle

Oh, you don't Recall?

So was I right about the flirting?

You want a piece of me?

Umbrella Twirl

It's a Vile weed

Our specials are tacos, moussaka and franks and beans. Well, what do you recommend, my good fellow?

Captain Maddox

Yelling - Seinfeld is tired of all the yelling!!

Z

I could drop you like a piece of dirt

Bob Odenkirk

Oh it's the Cart people

Dumb - Seinfeld is tired of Dumb People!!

E

Make us laugh clown

Frogger

Greedy - Seinfeld doesnt like Greedy people!

H

War. What is it good for?

Happy - Seinfeld isnt happy today!

I

No way I'm a chucker

Job - Seinfeld hates his Job,he wants to get fired!!

K

Quick Elaine. To my archives!

Love - Seinfeld feels love today coming from his boss :)

M

This is a public humiliation

Nose job

He has got a great butt