Frank Gannucci
08-02-2025, 06:51 AM
The Honeymooners gang returns from their vacation:
(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive home.)
Ralph (yells): “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! SO ME AND NORTON SCREWED UP!”
Alice: “You did. You two got busted for driving on the wrong side of the road and speeding and giving the cop a lot of lip. All this in Mexico.”
Ralph: “It wasn’t my fault. It was his word against mine.”
Ed: “We could’ve went faster via the sewer if it wasn’t for Ralph’s weight.”
Ralph: “Oooh, you are gonna get it Norton.”
Ed: “Now you have been in jail in three countries.”
Ralph: “Oh boy!”
Alice: “Not to mention that you’re losing the castle contest due to your stupidity.”
Ed: “That was the only time I hated that the tide came in. You looked like a beached whale.”
Ralph (yells): “OK! THE NEXT ONE THAT LAUGHS AT ME IS GONNA GET IT.”
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): “HEY KRAMDEN, LOOKS LIKE YOUR PLAN TO WIN GOT ALL WET. HAHAHA!”
(They all laugh. Ralph angerily stomps his feet like an angry child. They go inside.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. Let me say as always that the Miami Beach crowds are the GREATEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive home.)
Ralph (yells): “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! SO ME AND NORTON SCREWED UP!”
Alice: “You did. You two got busted for driving on the wrong side of the road and speeding and giving the cop a lot of lip. All this in Mexico.”
Ralph: “It wasn’t my fault. It was his word against mine.”
Ed: “We could’ve went faster via the sewer if it wasn’t for Ralph’s weight.”
Ralph: “Oooh, you are gonna get it Norton.”
Ed: “Now you have been in jail in three countries.”
Ralph: “Oh boy!”
Alice: “Not to mention that you’re losing the castle contest due to your stupidity.”
Ed: “That was the only time I hated that the tide came in. You looked like a beached whale.”
Ralph (yells): “OK! THE NEXT ONE THAT LAUGHS AT ME IS GONNA GET IT.”
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): “HEY KRAMDEN, LOOKS LIKE YOUR PLAN TO WIN GOT ALL WET. HAHAHA!”
(They all laugh. Ralph angerily stomps his feet like an angry child. They go inside.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. Let me say as always that the Miami Beach crowds are the GREATEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)