Well...About a few years ago I went to an auction with my aunt and uncle and I was looking for something to buy. A parasol was up and I bidded on it and payed 5 dollars for it. I walked home with it and opened it and closed it and swung it all around. The next day at my grandparents, on a blustery day, I decided to go out and jump off their picnic table and try to float or fly in the air. After a few times it was fun, but then RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!, and so that was the end of the parasol.

Another time was when me and my sister were little and we decided it would be fun to jump off our coach onto our magna doodles, sure enough on the bruised area the writing would not show up.

Anyone else pull any "oops" and break their stuff stupidly?

i broke my couch once. lol I love the Calvin and hobbs thing in ur sig!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane

Another time was when me and my sister were little and we decided it would be fun to jump off our coach onto our magna doodles, sure enough on the bruised area the writing would not show up.



Yah I stood on mine once.

Ha! I don't even know where to start....

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
[B] The next day at my grandparents, on a blustery day, I decided to go out and jump off their picnic table and try to float or fly in the air. After a few times it was fun, but then RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!, and so that was the end of the parasol.

:rotflmao: What were you thinking, lad? :rotflmao:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb


:rotflmao: What were you thinking, lad? :rotflmao:

I think I was trying to be like Mary Poppins and I wanted to fly away...but that never happened.

Originally posted by thegamebsc
i broke my couch once. lol I love the Calvin and hobbs thing in ur sig!

Thanks..I found them off some Calvin and Hobbes animated gifs site.

Yeah...I used to bend my headbands...then theyd snap and Id be upset. It was an endless cycle.

Im always doing stupid stuff now. Ill be putting to much pressure or pulling on something KNOWING itll break, then it does.

I broke my computer last week, I tried to install windows and I did something wrong, I have no idea what I did. Now i'm stuck with this slow laptop.

When i was 10 we were staying with friends in Schenectady and they went away for the weekend and let us stay at their house. Well they had a cat and I used to like to torment the cat and make it hiss. Well I was outside and the cat was inside sitting on a shelf by the cellar window. So I kept hitting the window with my foot, trying to make the cat hiss. I lost my balance and broke the window, that was really stupid and I was lucky that I didn't cut myself. Man, did I get in trouble. These are the same people who's antique spinning wheel i broke cause I wanted to see how fast it would go. I was 4 when I did that.

I broke a ketchup bottle once, worse it was a plastic bottle the kind that are not "supposed" to break if they hit the floor. This one did, Omg there was ketchup all over the floor, what a mess.

anything glass I have ever come in contact with... most printers I break as soon as I touch them....hmm o yeah I broke a bed once, scissors, a stove, mircowave, satelite system, dvd player, and avcr...o theyre are more...im to lazy to list em lol

I'm terrible at breaking watches. I actually have broken three watches in the past year. I broke a strap on a wristwatch, I got another wristwatch after that and broke the strap on it, I got yet another watch that clips onto the loop for a belt in the jeans. Somehow it came undone and once when I was checking the time it fell out of my pocket, hit the floor and the ticking hand broke off, which caused it to only tick for a week more and then it quit. Then, I bought a real pocket watch, somehow broke the chain, which I always thought would have been impossible to break, took another chain off a peice of jewellery I had and attached it to the watch and that broke and now I have a pocket watch with no chain. I'm amazed it hasn't fallen out of my pocket yet and broke.:crazy:

Once when I was little I dropped the big glass Mrs. Butterworth's syrup bottle and it broke all over. Also, I would get into the refriderator and get eggs out and accidentally break them.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Well...About a few years ago I went to an auction with my aunt and uncle and I was looking for something to buy. A parasol was up and I bidded on it and payed 5 dollars for it. I walked home with it and opened it and closed it and swung it all around. The next day at my grandparents, on a blustery day, I decided to go out and jump off their picnic table and try to float or fly in the air. After a few times it was fun, but then RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!, and so that was the end of the parasol.

Another time was when me and my sister were little and we decided it would be fun to jump off our coach onto our magna doodles, sure enough on the bruised area the writing would not show up.

Anyone else pull any "oops" and break their stuff stupidly? Was it one like Lovey Howell on Gilligans Island had?

I'm not a particularly clumsy person so I very rarely break things by accident. I have a bit of an anger-management problem and when I get mad I tend to kick things and throw stuff around. I've destroyed many things - pens, books, toys, CD cases, clothes, bottles......you name it - when I've been having one of my fits.

Well once me my mom and my friends andrew, casey, and emily were sitting on my trundle (sp?) bed (you know the mattress that pulls out from under another matress?) We were sitting with it lifted up and all the weight made it fall and we all hit the floor. It was funny as heck.

Another time... I was about 8 and It was real late and my friend Lydia was visiting and she was sleeping in my room, and I went "Wouldnt it be funny if the ceiling fan fell down?" and she was like "No, because it would fall on me!!" but anyway, right after I said that, there was this bang in the bathroom and it turned out that the fan that we had going in there fell on the floor and broke. I think it was my fault... lol:lol:

Originally posted by NaNcYs_LiL_SHaDoW
Another time... I was about 8 and It was real late and my friend Lydia was visiting and she was sleeping in my room, and I went "Wouldnt it be funny if the ceiling fan fell down?" and she was like "No, because it would fall on me!!" but anyway, right after I said that, there was this bang in the bathroom and it turned out that the fan that we had going in there fell on the floor and broke. I think it was my fault... lol:lol:

Psychic!!! :lol:

breakin stuff is fun!

Originally posted by -*Forever*-


Psychic!!! :lol:

hahahah :lol: Freaky psychic I am. lol

1ce i was skaeboarding in the house and i made a big hole in the wall

Originally posted by -*Forever*-


Psychic!!! :lol:

That's what I thought too when I read that one about the fan. :) :lol: :happyface

If it's not mine, if I touch it..It breaks
Grrrrr.... :mad:

Clumsy person right here n proud of it! :)

Once at school I reached over to get my water bottle, not so hard right? Then I accidently knocked over my books, the water bottle fell, cracked, and there was this huggggggge puddle on the floor......

And recently I almost broke my moms new shredder..........it said the limit was 6 sheets at once but I thought that maaaaaybe it could take more, so i think i put like, 11? LOL yeah i know stupid me and of course the papers got stuck......and so i had to press the reverse button to get them out and lots more paper came out, oh it was horrible.

Alright well when I was in 5th grade I had a huge NSYNC obsession [thats DEFINITELY over now] and one day I was sitting down listening to their No Strings Attached CD on my bed. Then somehow the cd got under one of my blankets and I didn't see it. So I left and later I came back and got bored soooo for some reason I decided to start jumping on my bed....HA....stepped on the cd, made a bigggggg crack in the front and also in the back too.

I've also broken glasses, plates, bowls......yeah the usual breakable stuff.