1. Bosco and applesauce do NOT mix
2. Dont go near Squiggy with a lawnmower
3. Always keep a baseball bat near your door
4. Use teamwork when winning a shopping spree
5. The money is ALWAYS in the Pasta-A-Roni
6. Never call Laverne a Bimbo
7. Never leave a baby with Lenny & Squiggy
8. Always love BooBooKitty!!!
9. Dont kick your ratiator-- beat it with a wrench
10. Scooter Pies always wash away the blues!!


What are YOUR life lessons?

-"A lost baby is worse than a wet friend"
-Blue makes you look short
-Only 2 commandments fit on a cookie
-Don't say "bet your buns" to a nun
-Always sit in the window if your bird flies away
-Don't put a waffleiron in your bed
-Don't try to dry your hair in an oven
-If its yellow now, it was brown once
-Never go in Lenny and Squiggys bathroom
-Beware of "the green thing"
-Always be prepared for a "hoe-down show down"
-You cant drown your sorrows in milk and pepsi
-Fireworks arent like lightening- theyre fake
-"Never touch Carmine!"
-Never smush a bug while dressed as Scarlett O'Hara
-You can't wear a 10 commandments bracelet when "Thou Shalt Not Kill" is missing
-If you arent honest with the bank you end up as one of the devils campfire girls
-Love IS the tar pits
-Never marry an army medic if you dont want your show to be canceled

1. Don't judge Lenny by the company he keeps, especially if it's
Squiggy.

2. Always keep a large supply of pepsi and scooter pies in your home. You never know when unexpected visitors will show up at your doorstep. Namely, recently escaped bears.

3. When you need bail money to get a friend out of jail, get Lenny and Squiggy to go trick or treating for unicef money.

4. TV broken? Call the Fonz, he can fix anything.

5. When you have a gas bubble, never burp in front of Carmine.

6. Short of funds. Go into the flower business with Laverne and Shirley.

7. Never date a man with a pinky ring.

8. Kleenex and Phoenix don't rhyme.

9. Beware of a train full of bald men

10. Stay away from Charlene's customers or she'll kill you.

:happyface Haha. Those are all great!! Especially the brown/yellow thing--thats my fav. line in the episode LOl. LOl--and the lightning..hahha!! I can picture Lenny now..

1. Keep the honey away from the children
2. Browse the department store, but buy @ Woolworths
3. Dont kill mice that has a name
4. There is NO gold in the "mine-shaft"
5. Dont dance with men who carry luggage
6. Always keep your money in the Bible
7. Always keep a fresh shirt in the freezer
8. Shower rarely--sponge baths are good
9. Dont open up a closet...it might turn out to be a bed!
10. Dont play with the robot
11. A TV that works well in Milwaukee, doesnt always work well in California, so bring lots of tinfoil
12. No matter how curious you are, never take apart your phone to see how it works
13. Same goes for the sink!
14. Always buy 2 boxes of Frosted Flakes. That way, you have an extra set of sailor toys to bathe with in case you lose the others
15. Dont eat graham crackers in bed--they make crumbs. Scooter Pies are cleaner.
16. Always answer "Equal" when asked by Lenny & Squiggy on whos the cutest
17. Dont wear your napkin as a hat
18. Dont protest against your bill. Someone always has a bomb!
19. A leaf is NOT the universe
20. Dont accept M&M from Icky!