A Honeymooners Juneteenth:

(Ralph & Ed are on the Subway.)

Ralph: “Here it is. The fifth annual Juneteenth.”

Ed: “It’s celebrating Blacks being freed from slavery.”

Ralph: “I like that they were freed from slavery.”

Ed: “Joe Biden signed it into law.”

Ralph: “A good thing that he did.”

Ed: “That’s one good thing that’s better about today.”

Ralph: “I wonder how many people are celebrating.”

Ed: “I wonder.”

Ralph: “I wonder too. I see a lot of black people here.”

(Then they sing a song about the fact that Juneteenth is the newest holiday.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)