The Kramdens & Nortons return home from Margaritaville:

Ralph & Ed (singing loudly and off-key): “…down in Margaritaville.”

Alice: “You two had too much fun.”

Ralph: “All right. We apologize. I knew we got jailed for lewdness especially when we fell into the pool naked.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ed: “I have to laugh when one of the onlookers said on the YouTube video of us tgat you looked like a beached whale.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Trixie: “Also Alice’s mom commented on that video by saying that is the biggest whale she ever saw.”

Ralph (yells): “OOOOOH, SHE IS GONNA GET IT.”

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): “HEY KRAMDEN, GREAT VIDEO. HAHAHA! THE WHOLE BUILDING KNOWS ABOUT IT.”

(Ralph faints.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)