hi ya again...I know, I know, I ask for a lot of captions..I just like FOL pictures...anyone got any captions from Double Standard?

Sorry I dont have any captions but how about scenes? There are some GREAT ONES from that ep. Just an idea. Here's a GREAT ONE! It's somewhat long but I love it. It's not a screen capture but I hope it helps somewhat! lol

*Jo enters through the front door*
Mrs. Garett: Hi Jo. Did you have fun tonight?
Jo: Ya arcade's always a trip.
Blair: You and your crumby arcade.
Natalie: Anyone there?
Jo: Just a couple of friends.
Blair: You and your crumby friends.
Jo: Well actually, your crumby friends. Well one of dem anyway. Harrison was there. Stubborn son of a gun, isn't he?
Blair: What?
Jo: Boy he stuck to me like flies on a no pest strip. I couldn't lose him all night. He kept following me around from ski ball ta sea wolf ta air hockey. The only way I could get rid of him was to say I'd go out with em.
Blair: You mean Harrision asked you out on a...wha...wh...
Tootie: Date Blair. We call it a date.
Jo: Yeah there's some wingding tommoroww night.
Natalie: Could that be your wingding Blair?
Blair: I don't go to wingdings. I go to cotillions.
Jo: Well if that's a dance at the high crest country club, your cotillion and my wingding are the same thing.
Mrs. Garett: Blair, Jo sit down. This is just a small misunderstanding. You see, Blair hoped (Blair sighs) uh expected (Blair sighs again) THOUGHT Blair thought (Blair nods her head) that she was getting invited to the dance by Harrision and she's been waiting all evening for his invitation (Blair gives a look) uh conformation of his invitation.
Jo:Wait a sec. You mean poor little Blairsy has been sittin by the phone all night long waitin for Harrison to ask her to this dance?
Tootie Natalie Mrs. Garett: YES!
Blair: NO! (Blair stands up)
Jo: (Stands up) Hey Blair listen hey. I don't respect you but I respect your turf. You want em, you got em, I won't take your guy.
Blair: Take my guy?! Listen when it comes to men, the only thing you can take from me is lessons.
Jo: Just don't start with me. I said I'm not going I'm trying to be nice.
Mrs Garett: She is Blair, she is.
Blair: Of course you're not going. You know when you're out of your league. You wouldn't subject yourself to that kind of humilation.
Jo: WHAT humilation?!
Blair: When you drink out of the finger bowl and put ketup on your kiesh. You've got no business at that cotillion and you know it!
Jo: I've got as much business there as you do. And I got more. I was asked.
Jo: And you know what I am going with your friend. So eat your heart out. (pause) And don't forget to put ketchup on it.

All done by memory! hehe

LOL I know that whole scene by heart. Im weird.

Uhhhh, which episode was Double Standard again??:confused:

Originally posted by Blair's My Cherry Pie
Uhhhh, which episode was Double Standard again??:confused:

The one where Jo goes to the Wing Ding w/ Harrison.

OHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I remember that one!!!!! That's one of my favorite episodes!!!! I liked how Blair and Jo "Switched" roles, Jo in the fancy dress, Blair in the leather outfit, boy she was hot!!!!:eyes: Sometimes you don't catch the episodes from the title alone, but I should have followed this thread.

Originally posted by Iliveforjayandnancy
Sorry I dont have any captions but how about scenes? There are some GREAT ONES from that ep. Just an idea. Here's a GREAT ONE! It's somewhat long but I love it. It's not a screen capture but I hope it helps somewhat! lol

*Jo enters through the front door*
Mrs. Garett: Hi Jo. Did you have fun tonight?
Jo: Ya arcade's always a trip.
Blair: You and your crumby arcade.
Natalie: Anyone there?
Jo: Just a couple of friends.
Blair: You and your crumby friends.
Jo: Well actually, your crumby friends. Well one of dem anyway. Harrison was there. Stubborn son of a gun, isn't he?
Blair: What?
Jo: Boy he stuck to me like flies on a no pest strip. I couldn't lose him all night. He kept following me around from ski ball ta sea wolf ta air hockey. The only way I could get rid of him was to say I'd go out with em.
Blair: You mean Harrision asked you out on a...wha...wh...
Tootie: Date Blair. We call it a date.
Jo: Yeah there's some wingding tommoroww night.
Natalie: Could that be your wingding Blair?
Blair: I don't go to wingdings. I go to cotillions.
Jo: Well if that's a dance at the high crest country club, your cotillion and my wingding are the same thing.
Mrs. Garett: Blair, Jo sit down. This is just a small misunderstanding. You see, Blair hoped (Blair sighs) uh expected (Blair sighs again) THOUGHT Blair thought (Blair nods her head) that she was getting invited to the dance by Harrision and she's been waiting all evening for his invitation (Blair gives a look) uh conformation of his invitation.
Jo:Wait a sec. You mean poor little Blairsy has been sittin by the phone all night long waitin for Harrison to ask her to this dance?
Tootie Natalie Mrs. Garett: YES!
Blair: NO! (Blair stands up)
Jo: (Stands up) Hey Blair listen hey. I don't respect you but I respect your turf. You want em, you got em, I won't take your guy.
Blair: Take my guy?! Listen when it comes to men, the only thing you can take from me is lessons.
Jo: Just don't start with me. I said I'm not going I'm trying to be nice.
Mrs Garett: She is Blair, she is.
Blair: Of course you're not going. You know when you're out of your league. You wouldn't subject yourself to that kind of humilation.
Jo: WHAT humilation?!
Blair: When you drink out of the finger bowl and put ketup on your kiesh. You've got no business at that cotillion and you know it!
Jo: I've got as much business there as you do. And I got more. I was asked.
Jo: And you know what I am going with your friend. So eat your heart out. (pause) And don't forget to put ketchup on it.

All done by memory! hehe

hehe...got anymore? lol...I've never ever seen double standard...that I can remember...which is why I was so mad when CH didn't send me that tape...:(:(:crying:

Well I will gladly post more from that episode if you like. But right now I have a ANOTHER interview for a job somewhere, so I have to go. But when I get back I'll post another really good scene from Double Standrd. Thanks.

Originally posted by Iliveforjayandnancy
Well I will gladly post more from that episode if you like. But right now I have a ANOTHER interview for a job somewhere, so I have to go. But when I get back I'll post another really good scene from Double Standrd. Thanks.

Good luck on the interview.

Originally posted by Jenny


Good luck on the interview.

ditto! and, THANK YOU!! :notworthy :notworthy

I'm going to type up the scene right now. And if you like, I can do you one better and tape you the whole CH tape you missed, because they sent it to me. So, if you want me to just email me at QueenColorGuard@aol.com and give me your mailing address. I'd be glad to do it. IT's not a tape to miss! hehe Thanks.

Originally posted by Iliveforjayandnancy
I'm going to type up the scene right now. And if you like, I can do you one better and tape you the whole CH tape you missed, because they sent it to me. So, if you want me to just email me at QueenColorGuard@aol.com and give me your mailing address. I'd be glad to do it. IT's not a tape to miss! hehe Thanks.

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

OMG!! THANK YOU!! I just sent you an e-mail.

LOL Just to let everyone know, the interview went great and I think I have the job. Just waiting on a phone call. It really isn't the job I wanted, but I need money really bad, and since no one needed me at the types of jobs I want I had no choice but to work where I don't want. Where you ask? That's right another store! I'm beginning to hate stores! lol And I'm a shopaholic. This is the third store I've worked at in 3 years. UGH! hehehe Ok before I go postal on anyone I'll go. hee Bye. And I just emailed ya back Charlotee Rae Fan.

*Harrison walks into the kitchen*

Natalie and Tootie walk in the same time through the other door.

Natalie: Lets check out the candy machine.

*They stop short when they spot Harrison.*

Harrison: Hi.
Tootie: Harrision what are you doing here?
Harrison: I came to return Jo's shoe.
Natalie: What'd you do with the rest of her?
Harrison: She came home early.
Natalie: Well we'll go find her for you.
Harrison: Oh look that's not really necessary. You can just give her this for me.
(Blair walks in with Jo's Jean Jacket, black gloves and black leather hat on.)
Blair: Ok guys you still say I'm not convincing........
Blair: Harrison.
Harrison: Blair?! Blair you look...
Blair: Adventureous? Unpredictable? ...... Lawless?
Harrison: Ridiculous is the word that comes to mind.
Blair:What do you mean?
Harrison: Well it's just not you Blair. I mean you're Harper's Bizzarr not Popular Mechanics.
Blair: Look. I know you know I'm perfect. But sometimes people need a break from perfection. Especially when there in flux.
Harrison: Flux?
Blair: Look I understand how a person who has steak every night, can get a sudden craving for....a sloppy joe.
Harrison: A sloppy joe? Oh I get it. You're upset because I took out you're roommate.
Blair: Upset? No. Surprised, humiliated. How could you take her to the club?
Harrison: Blair. I didn't exactly take her to the club, I took her behind the club.
*Jo walks in the room behind Harrison, who doesn't see her.*
Blair: What are you talking about?
Harrison: You know how it is. If I was there to dance I would've had you on my arm. But what I was looking for tonight, was a little putting action on the 9th green.
Blair: And you expected Jo to let you, play through?
Harrison: Sure. That kind of girl usually does.
Blair: Oh, and of course you're too much of a gentleman to sully me with your animal needs.
Harrison: Exaclty.
Blair: You're not in flux you're in HEAT!
Harrison: Blair. You're the kind of girl men want in there future.
Blair: Oh and Jo's the kind of girl men need in there past.
Harrison: I knew you'd understand!
Blair: Oh I understand perfectly. What you're saying is there's two kinds of women. The kind you marry, and the kind you....don't.
Jo: That's exactly what he's sayin.
Blair: How can you let him say that? Do somethin! Deck him! ( She fans her hands at Harrison)
Jo: I already did that.
Harrison: I guess I better leave.
Blair: Oh Buster. You stay here. I'll deck you!
(Blair goes after Harrison. Jo hold Blair back.)
Jo: Whoa. Blair. Blair.
Harrison: Say hi to your mom for me.
Blair: Yeah, I'll tell her what a sleeze you are!
Jo: Hey! Hey! Cool it! Cool it!
Blair: I haven't been this upset since the price of gold went down.
Jo: How come you got so crazy?
Blair: He insulted you.
Jo: Yeah but you do that all the time.
Blair: Yeah but but that's different. When I do it I know what I'm talking about.
(Jo shoots her a look)
Blair: Why do guys act that way? One minute they're jumping to conclusions the next minute they're jumping on you.
Jo: Well I guess when you come from the wrong side of the tracks guys think you're easy.
Blair: Listen. They think that when you come from the right side too. Heck I own the tracks when some of em think about me.
Jo: Boy you and me with the same problem. No one would ever believe that.
Blair: Well we just won't tell anyone huh?
(They smile at each other ending the episode.)

Iliveforjayandnancy, it's wonderful to hear that your job interview went well, I hope your job will go well for you, I enjoyed reading your post for the transcript from "Double Standard" you have done a great job, the story was just wonderful, I'm glad you wrote it, and shared it with us. ;)

Impressions Awwwwwwwwwwwww I'm so touched. Thank you for saying that. But unfotuantly, I don't have the entire transcript for Double Standard posted, only the two main parts. I would have posted the whole thing but I didn't know if I would be boring anyone. lol So I just put the two most interesting parts. Anyways, thanks for the compliment. I'm so happy now. :) :-D

I'm working on a DS transcript but I don't know if I should take the time to post it

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand y NOT? HA! Post it! lol I ORDER YOU! heheh Well, not really. :-D

I will sometime oh what the heck I'll go get my disk

:clap: :clap: YAY! :clap: :clap: You :rock: on, GIRL!

Okay, that does it, I'm gonna show you all--I'm going to order the Double Standard episode from Script City in Hollywood and show you all!!!!!


MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! "MAD", THEY CALLED ME!!!!!!! :crazy: :happyface :dizzy: :rock: :bonk: