The Kramdens & Nortons take a trip to Margaritaville:

(The Kramdens & Nortons arrive at Margaritaville in Fort Myers Beach, Florida.)

Ralph: “This place is something isnt it Norton?”

Ed: “Yes I got to agree.”

Ralph: “Too bad that it isn’t in Miami Beach.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Alice: “I hope that you two boys behave yourselves.”

Ralph: “Alice, I can handle my liquor.”

Alice: “What about the time you came home drunk and…”

Ralph (yells): “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!”

Ed: “Look at tgat pool.”

Ralph: “Yes I think it looks great. Now girls we will behave ourselves during this trip.”

Trixie: “See to it that you do.”

(Later on, Ralph & Ed are at the bar. Ralph is drinking a margarita. They are getting drunk.)

Ralph (sounding drunk): “As that fat guy on TV once said: ‘MMMMM BOY! That’s good booze.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: “Too bad that Joe Fenstablau didnt come.”

Ed: “Here’s to that poor, misguided soul Joe Fenstablau.”

Ralph & Ed (singing loudly and off-key): “IIII, WE HAD A DREAM/IF YOOOOOU HAD ONE TOOOOOO…”

Ed: “Doo-wah! Doo-wah! Doo-wah!”

Ralph: “It’s time to go to bed.”

Ed: “Me too.”

Ralph: “Time to change.”

(Later on the girls get the boys out of jail for lewdness.)

Alice: “What do you two have to say for yourselves?”

(Both faint.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Time to introduce the cast. First: Jean Kean."

(Audience cheers as Jean Kean comes on stage.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Audience cheers as Audrey comes on stage.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers as Art comes on stage.)

Jackie (yells): “GOOD NIGHT!”