Jake Jarmel

Everything goes with naked

They're always trying to make me feel like their life is so much better.

Poppy peed on my sofa

Nana's checks

Is this the suicide talk Or the nickname talk?

Pam with the scrunchy

What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a... Quickie?

Rat Hat

I think they may have Sutured that thing to your brain

Tatiana

That's because my standards are too low

George, it says here on the phone. It's 12145 Ventura Boulevard.

Well let me tell you something funny boy

You're not letting me explain!

You've never heard of Bozo the clown?

Pez

My boys need a house

I turn my back for two seconds and they put shaving cream all over the door.

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a dress

Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer

He took it out

Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer

Ohh-my-God. The Queen is dead.

Oh, maybe he's got no hot water.

I just got fluctuated

I talked to Arthur Jobania.

King Edward didn't live in Queens

Last time I had lunch with you here.

There you go Monkey boy

Mr. Kramer, we're really not allowed to use the cars to run errands.

There's a g-spot. That's a myth!

This football-shaped lump jutting out the side of my neck.

Madeline and I are watching Quincy together

How do you get fired from a volunteer job?

You're Schmoopie

I hate my guy.

Elaine does the upper East side

And very big Brahman cows and...

That's because my standards are too low

I got fixed up last week.

You tell the jokes I cut the hair

Tries to hypnotize me.

I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth

Beth

Okay, cowboys, what will you have?

Oh yes he was not shy about dictating

She oozes substance.

So, how's the Fornicating gourmet?

Help me move my refrigerator.

We have Sanka

The Cigar Store Indian

Summertime adolescent high jinx.

K-man, Kramer

Last time I got the tap

Muffin tops

He tried to poison his boss

Owen March

Your buttocks are spectacular.

I'm a great quitter.

You've got crib notes?

You're not getting that space.

They had more than some monies. Many, many monies.

All right, fine. Get the soup.

You have no moral compass.

How do you know he's gonna win?

The only thing I watch is Xena the Warrior Princess.

Yada Yada

Hey your mother is uglier than Hazel

Best apple pie in the city

You open in your car and Bingo!! Condom."

Carol invites George up for coffee.

Come back to bed Albert you big hairy ape

Just Elaine, like Cher.

It's Fusilli Jerry!

Why were you making gravel?

He was a fat starving artist

I've become George.

That's gold Jerry gold

K-man, Kramer

They're only comfortable with their equipment

I went front-first because I can make it front-first.

You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?

I think they have one percent over there.

Oh the Peat

Queen of her castle

I'm not having him look at my bra

I never should have made up those rules.

There you go monkey boy

Umbrella twirl

I really love the one they do after this one

You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean...Well, whatever.

Uncle Leo's having regular sex?

Marcy likes to say yada yada yada.

Hey your mother is uglier than Hazel

In my garage are a couple of boxes.

Barry Prophet, the accountant

The Chaperone

Yeah this has got disaster written all over it

Elaine, I want you to come and work for me as my personal assistant.

Food and sex, those are my two passions.

The flight was delayed.

He took it out

I'll have the turkey club without the bacon.

By the way, you need a new Johnson Rod here!

I'm very lucky she's even considering seeing me at all.

Well Sue Anne it's not a top

Muffin tops

: Jerry. It's L.A. Nobody leaves.

Orioles cap

I was really percolating

My quilt is still at the cleaners.

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft

Thin ice George

astronaut pen

Vorshtein?

What about my dog?

Your like Lex Luther

Don't forget to wash your hands before supper.

Are they gonna do a Zipper job?

Are my nostrils getting bigger?

You've never heard of Bozo the clown?

In parking lots, they have this "compact car only" spot.

: Yes, he is lazy..... Yes, he is Dumb.

Eggs are eggs.

Oh, did I frighten you? I'm not crazy.

Get out!

He will kill independent George

I've become George.

Levels, Jerry, levels!

Kenny Bania

the "Lumbar Yard"

Muffin tops

You have no moral compass.

Owen March

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Queen of her castle

Cherish the cabin

Soup Nazi

I'm Cosmo Kramer The ass man

Umbrella Twirl

I'm not eating anything in the Vicinity of that book.

The Subway

Is there any Tampax in your house?"

You got something against the naked body?

Doctor Zeng Zau.has discovered a cure for baldness.

Best Apple pie in the city

Barry Prophet, the accountant

Comedy Clubs

Jerry Seinfeld. who I like to call; The Devil.

Ellen

Flaming globes of Sigmond!

Everything was going along so great. She was laughing, I was funny.

He tried to poison his boss

I'm not unskilled, I'm in the union.

She looks like Lyndon Johnson

K-man, Kramer

Last time I got the tap

He has this power over me, okay?

No way I'm a chucker

O'Brien

Puddy has Ziggy bed sheets.

Queen of her castle

The Pope and Raquel Welch

if she wants to change her hair...

Tyler Chicken and your 3-legged dog, Willy,

You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.

Not one condo in all of Del Boco Vista?

The Wallet

No soup for you, NEXT!

Yada Yada

Puddy has Ziggy bed sheets.

And you're on the fringe of the humor business.

Three Buddies sitting around chewing gum

Four o'clock sugar fix.

I sit around all day pretending I'm busy.

Yes, if you'll excuse me, I have some patients.

His Father Was A Mudder, His Mother Was A Mudder

Are you gonna give me back my helmet?

He will kill independent George

I might have another shot at a pilot.

Johnny Yuma was a rebel

Why were you making gravel?

How about Loni Anderson?

Merv Griffin Show

My boys need a house

Oh, the humanity!

That's sexual Perjury

Queen of her castle

Rochelle Rochelle

Susan

The fix up

Uncle Leo

I can't stand Velcro

White discoloration

The only thing I watch is Xena the Warrior Princess.

Russell Dalrymple

Oh you're afraid he might look like Zippy the pinhead

Hot, scalding coffee...right in her face.

Look at the cute little Bastard

He's this awful comedian.

: You have a garbage Disposal in your bathtub?

Maybe she could like me.

Food and sex, those are my two passions.

I am loving this no refrigerator.

How about Loni Anderson?

But I don't want anything but soup.

Well I got a flash for you Joy-boy

Kenny Bania

Leapin' Larry's

Mango

Not the Pommel horse?

And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.

I'm taping Canadian Parliament

Queen of her castle

You're quite mad you know

Well, Jake, you should learn to use them.

Show me people, There are no people!

You went to podiatry school which I'm sure is very grueling in its own way.

I can't stand Velcro

Don't worry, kitty. Dinner's coming.

The X's won

Yada Yada Yada

No, no. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza.

No appointments at all? Because my neck is still tight.

Before you go, would you mind changing my diaper?

What, you're cheating on your conversion test?

Elmer fudd sitting on a juicer

Elaine

Five-alarm chili? They're trying to kill Poppie?

Georgie Boy!

How do I get someone else fired

I'm having dinner with a girl I met at your party.

That's gold Jerry gold

Kramer. Listen, I got a little phone relay going.

Uncle Leo's having regular sex?

Muffin tops

Show me people, there are No people!

Donna Chang

Oh, no. No, David. No, please. Not the knuckle..

Quiet Talker

Hey Willy, check it out! Free Candy!

Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park.

I hate everybody why would I like him

You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys?

Marxism, the Worker's Revolution,

brown Dodge sedan

Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?

You left the keys in the car?