A Honeymooners MLK Jr./Inauguration Day:

(Ralph & Ed are riding the bus home.)

Ed: “What a rarity Ralph-ie boy! Two holidays falling on the SAME day.”

Ralph: “Yeah. Martin Luther King Jr and Inauguration Day on the same day.”

Ed: “I wonder what Martin would think.”

Ralph: “I dunno.”

Ed: “I wonder how we would’ve thought if Barack was inaugurated on his holiday.”

Ralph: “I know he was inaugurated the day after in 2009.”

Ed: “If he was president, he would live up to his name. He would eat like a king just like you especially.”

Ralph: “Oooooh, you’re a regular riot Norton.”

Ed: “We should celebrate this rare occasion of two holidays on the same day. No matter the race or color of your skin. That’s what Martin would say.”

Ralph: “You are so right Norton.”

(They both sing a song about two holidays falling on the same day with eventually everyone else joining in.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)