Here's what I have:

KnoWhutIMean?
Your World as I See It
Win $10,000
Ernest Goes to School
The Ernest Film Festival
The Misadventures of Bubba
The Misadventures of Bubba 2
12 of the 13 episodes of 'Hey Vern, It's Ernest' ... all I lack is the episode 'Food'

All of the above are rips from my own (long out of print) factory VHS tapes direct to DVD. I have made nice simple thumbnail menus for each. The quality is excellent, except a few of the 'Hey Vern' episodes are a little weak just because they were released commercially in 6 hour mode.

Anyway, i want 'Food' and will trade from the above list (or from my much larger list of other stuff provided privately on request).

New here. First post. Hook me up. I'll make it worth your while.

hi, welcome aboard. sent you an email. lmk. thanks stoogedog

It's about time...

Look at these wide lanes!

Oh yeah, bigshot, make like the old timer when I can see that you beat me here by a whole three months...

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Great to see you, Poppus! You too stoogedog, thanks for the welcome :)

I was amusing myself here long before registering...

Would have expected someone as "motivated" as you to appear sooner. ;-)

Hey funnybook, wondered when I'd seen your name pop up here, welcome! It's your wee Scottish trading buddy here. Let me know when you get that wee prezzie I sent you :lol:

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sent you a priv message

Howdy there my kilt-wearing friend, thanks for the welcome!

Now, to the person who sent me a private mail and then wrote another one, this one ominous, warning me it's "bad news around here when u dont respond to mail especially u being a newbie", and sent it LESS THAN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AFTER THE FIRST ONE, my reply is: TNX 4 teh Warning but U need 2 chill d00d! I do ths 4 fun n f it stopz being FUN it becomes a CH0RE and I have enuf chorez n my life ALREADY! k00L?

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well for the guy that sent the priv email was more than 24 hours..and i hade heard that u dont email or priv back,,i was just trying to be friendly and let u know in a kind way that is a bad way to start out here,,IT WASNT THAT U DIDN,T EMAIL ME BACK,OR THAT U HAVENT YET IT WAS BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT SOME DONT TAKE KIND HERE FOR THAT..i dont care about u emailing me back..but since u wanted to bring it to the board then be it,..,but keep up the no responding and let see how many trades u get..one thing on this board that we do is talk to each other and let each other know whos doing what,,so if the friendly advise wasnt wanted then,good luck on your journy here,,but next time be man enough to email me back when u got something to say,

Well hey Joey1727, thanks for coming in on my first day and trying to shove me around and crapping all over my very first thread to the point nobody else wants to post to it! Nice job!

Now I am asking you politely to LEAVE ME ALONE, PUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY. Please.

So back to where I started... let's see... Oh yeah. Jim Varney. Funny guy. In one of the above shows he's playing a lady manucurist and she's working on a customer's fingernail. The job gets tougher and tougher until she leans down and bites off a chunk of the fingernail with a twist of her head, and spits it out and continues right on talking into the camera as if nothing had happened. I laughed so hard I got dizzy and thought I was going to faint.

His feature length movies never did a great deal for me (Army, School, etc) but those compilations of his commercials and Family Album and so forth are just plain laugh out loud funny.

I ain't kidding, folks, I'd trade -all- of the Jim Varney stuff I mentioned above for one good top shelf quality copy of "Hey Vern, It's Ernest! Food" because it's all just little thirty cent slices of plastic, right?