I love the scene when steve is trying to convince Al to buy a computer.

Steve: Al everyone needs a computer, what about sports scores?

Al: Newspaper

Steve: What about social events?

Al:TV Guide

Steve: What about cookng reciepes?

Al: Don't eat

Steve:What about doctor appoinments?

Al: Don't Care

It was so hard for me to write out this scene without laughing-LOL

Great choice!!! It sums Al up prefectly!

Originally posted by Ericguy
Great choice!!! It sums Al up prefectly!

It was another moment when Al was shocked that Peg spent all the mortgage money.

AL: Peg you spent all the mortgage money?

PEG: I'm sorry honey

AL: Well on the Good side atleast we will be moving to a much more roomier space it goes by the name OUTSIDE!!

"A fat woman came into the store today, Peg.."

LOL :lol: My favorite Bundyism. That and his proud and utter disdain for life. Al rules.

Originally posted by SexySchoolgirl
"A fat woman came into the store today, Peg.."

LOL :lol: My favorite Bundyism. That and his proud and utter disdain for life. Al rules.

Here is another one-

Kelly:"Daddy we don't have an food"

AL:"And my underwear has no elastic, take it up with June Cleaver over there-talking about Peg-LOL

I favorite Al Bundy moment, is when him and No Ma'am is putting a satelite on the roof of their house, and they each keep falling off.

Originally posted by xxspedxx
I favorite Al Bundy moment, is when him and No Ma'am is putting a satelite on the roof of their house, and they each keep falling off.


You could also see very clearly that when Al was falling, it was a DUMMY looking like AL.

My favorite Al moment is always the samething in every episode. Al sits on the sofa, puts his hand in his pants, and relaxes. LMAOOO You can't beat a good Al moment. :talk:

My favorite is when he beats up Kelly's dates.Especially whe he beat that no good cheater in the movies.Who would cheat on Kelly?

Hi,Just a newbie putting her two cents in! :newbie: Some of the best of Al didn't even involve talking. How 'bout the little dance he does in the record store (Final Vinyl) to "Anna"?("Go with him...) I can't see that without busting a gut. :rofl: :rofl:
Jenni,The Diva OF Dumbass.

Peg:"Where's the fun in this death for me?"

Originally posted by Jackhammer
My favorite is when he beats up Kelly's dates.Especially whe he beat that no good cheater in the movies.Who would cheat on Kelly?
I liked the one where Al is bashing this guys head off varios parts of the house b4 throwing him out and at the end the guy jus does it for Al :lol:

One of my favorite moments was in I believe season 4 where Al and Kelly pretended of being sick in order not to go see Peg's mom. Everytime Al was fantasizing about being with a very attractive woman which I believe one of the two was Pamela Anderson,Kelly who was sick kept ringing the bell,disturbing Al out of his fantasy. Then when the tables were turned. Al who caught Kelly's cold was trying to fantasize again instead a heavy-set nurse was standing holding an enema.

Nurse: Al,Al
Al:Coming
Nurse:It's enema time.
Al:Someone ring the bell.
Nurse gives Al a staring look.
Al:Oh god,I can't wake up. Help me!

Originally posted by DumbassDiva
Hi,Just a newbie putting her two cents in! :newbie: Some of the best of Al didn't even involve talking. How 'bout the little dance he does in the record store (Final Vinyl) to "Anna"?("Go with him...) I can't see that without busting a gut. :rofl: :rofl:
Jenni,The Diva OF Dumbass.

Peg:"Where's the fun in this death for me?"


Agreed on that dance that he does. This episode has a great line in here spoken by Peg:

Al: "Can anyone help me? It's a song from my youth."

Peg: "Look! It's a wheel?"

Al:Women.Can't live with'em,the end

Originally posted by Jackhammer
Al:Women.Can't live with'em,the end


Steve: I see your hair has been thining.

Al:I know

Steve: what do you mean you know? don't you care?

Al:You seen my wife, my kids, I'm lucky my hands haven't falling off-LOL

Originally posted by TVShow Analyzer
It was another moment when Al was shocked that Peg spent all the mortgage money.

AL: Peg you spent all the mortgage money?

PEG: I'm sorry honey

AL: Well on the Good side atleast we will be moving to a much more roomier space it goes by the name OUTSIDE!!


That was hilarious and so true! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've had a good laugh now,thanks for reminding me of that moment!

Originally posted by Pretty in Purple
That was hilarious and so true! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've had a good laugh now,thanks for reminding me of that moment!



yeah that moment defintely stands out as one of the funniest-lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep.Still laughing!

Here goes another funny scene

Kelly: Daddy are you afraid of the Dentist?

Al: Kelly I'm a grown man so i'm defintely afraid of the dentist!!!!!

LOL

One of my favourites is from the second season when they sleep in the shoe store

Bud: Dad!! Kelly just stepped on me

Al: Get used to it son, they do that your whole life!!

Another is from the episode where the neighbours want Buck castrated and Peggy finds a female vet to do it and Al say something along the lines of

"what she gonna do? nag them off!"

I favorite Al Bundy moment, is when him and No Ma'am is putting a satelite on the roof of their house, and they each keep falling off.

Ahahaha, that was HILARIOUS. Especially when Al goes, "Okay, so we've all fallen off at least twice". And the cop hadn't, and next thing you know he rolls off and everyone starts laughing. :rofl:

And the women were inside taking bets on who would fall next.
I dont think I ever saw a funnier episode. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anytime he insults a fat woman, anytime he beats up ANYBODY, anytime he insults Peg or Marcy. Anytime Kelly says something stupid, and he has to cover his eyes....hilarious

One of my favorite Al moments is when he's talking about how he was "one cool dude" in high school, and the whole time he's got a piece of cheese hanging from his chin. Freakin' hilarious

Another favorite moment is when the family is at the movies, and he kicks the crap out of the guy sitting behind him, and then he steals his popcorn. And then later, he kicks the crap out of Kelly's boyfriend. God, that is a funny episode!!!

Anytime he insults a fat woman, anytime he beats up ANYBODY, anytime he insults Peg or Marcy. Anytime Kelly says something stupid, and he has to cover his eyes....hilarious

yeah! :lol:

and also anytime he says "let's rock" :rock:

Jefferson: C'mon. You can do it, Al. First, you put on some music, then you turn the lights down low.

Al: Low? Low?

Jefferson: Yeah.

Al: But I can still see her!

Jefferson:Hey, then they like you to slowly undress them. Then you lower her gently onto the bed and eight hours later, it's over.

Al:Eight hours? Eight hours? Oh, God, the humanity. Hold me, Jefferson.

Jefferson:You can do it, Big Guy.

Al: No, I can't. You don't understand. It's my wife. It's just not right. LOL :lol:

I can't remember what episode this is from but it is my favorite Al Bundy moment!

Jefferson: C'mon. You can do it, Al. First, you put on some music, then you turn the lights down low.

Al: Low? Low?

Jefferson: Yeah.

Al: But I can still see her!

Jefferson:Hey, then they like you to slowly undress them. Then you lower her gently onto the bed and eight hours later, it's over.

Al:Eight hours? Eight hours? Oh, God, the humanity. Hold me, Jefferson.

Jefferson:You can do it, Big Guy.

Al: No, I can't. You don't understand. It's my wife. It's just not right. LOL :lol:

I can't remember what episode this is from but it is my favorite Al Bundy moment!

I think it was the one with Anthrax, and Al and Peg were tricked by the kids to go to a timeshare.

My favorite was when Al confronted the teacher Bud was dating (not knowing he was yelling at an elderly substitute).

"You cradle robber! You... you... Cher!"

Also loved the little dance Al did that someone else mentioned. "Go with him! Go with him!" and then he acts like he's slow dancing with somebody.