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Sean Snow

10-12-2002, 10:25 PM

Hello my name is Sean and I'm a TV lover, Dark Shadows and Three's Company fan, swings between happiness and depressiveness, and wants to live in a mansion by the sea

vienna waits

10-12-2002, 10:25 PM

hi my name is Jeff and I'm a mondoaholic

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤

10-12-2002, 10:28 PM

Hola, me llama Cristal y yo loco por Conan!! Ay yi yi!:p

Christopher

10-12-2002, 10:31 PM

Hi my name is Chris and I'm a TV Freak. Well mostly a recording freak. I love mostly Buffy and Passions.

Montana Ponine

10-12-2002, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
HI my name is Chris I'm a sad, lonely, depressed, moody, person who lives in a castle by the sea. ;)
Sounds like an interesting life.

~LadyJess~

10-12-2002, 10:55 PM

Hi my name is Jessica and I am a person who easily becomes obsessed with things (ie I Love Lucy, Titanic, Friends, The Golden Girls, the Detroit Lions, football in general, etc.)

Sitcomwriter

10-12-2002, 10:58 PM

Hi I'm John-Paul and I want to F*** My Teacher's daughter!

ISmellFine

10-12-2002, 11:03 PM

My name is Kaley and I'm a guitarist. Bwah.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤

10-12-2002, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by ILoveLucyfan4eva
Hi my name is Jessica and I am a person who easily becomes obsessed with things (ie I Love Lucy, Titanic, Friends, The Golden Girls, the Detroit Lions, football in general, etc.)
Ahh...the story of my life. Sitcomwriter Hi I'm John-Paul and I want to F*** My Teacher's daughter!
Thats putting it lightly...

Sitcomwriter

10-12-2002, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by .:MilKnPepSi:.

Thats putting it lightly...
Thank you :D

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤

10-12-2002, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter

Thank you :D
So uh...does your TEACHER know this??

Ewan's My Man

10-12-2002, 11:26 PM

Hi, my name's Lauren and I'm an obsessive freak

-*Forever*-

10-12-2002, 11:31 PM

Hi my name's Kaitlyn and I'm obsessed with Susan Sarandon (*coughs* Vivi.... :lol: )

InspectorExstead

10-12-2002, 11:44 PM

Hi, my name is what, my name is who? *scratches* slim shady. oh god, someone slap me....i'm megan and i'm an everythingholic. but, mostly a jinny/nancyholic. and avril too.

Sitcomwriter

10-13-2002, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by .:MilKnPepSi:.

So uh...does your TEACHER know this??

Yes LOL

Titania

10-13-2002, 12:29 AM

my name is caroline and i am (as it was said earlier today) "pretty strange- but cute about it" :: shrugs ::

dawsongirl

10-13-2002, 01:29 AM

Hi! My name's Cathy, and I'm eating ice cream. :D

Oh, wrong room. *walks down the hall*

Hi! My name's Cathy, and I hate Jeff Gordon haters!

Oops. Did it again. *walks*

Hi! My name's Cathy and I'm a classic TV-aholic? Something like that. That and a Feudaholic and a Richard Dawson-aholic.

I have hangups. :D

Rockapella722

10-13-2002, 01:31 AM

Hi, my name is Kate and I'm a schizophrenic.... and so am I.

:lol:

Jordan

10-13-2002, 01:39 AM

Hey, I'm Jordan and I am a chronically obssessed Shirley Manson fan.............. :rolleyes:

Crimson and Clover

10-13-2002, 02:05 AM

Hey Im Mary im an Elvisholic

Hollow

10-13-2002, 02:14 AM

My names Sarah and im a...girl.

AngelFromMontgomery

10-13-2002, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Hi my name's Kaitlyn and I'm obsessed with Susan Sarandon (*coughs* Vivi.... :lol: )

LOL That's really frigging scary because I was going to say Hi my name is Whitney and I'm obsessed with Bonnie Raitt and Ellen Burstyn, but I should've known you'd say basically the same thing because you're psychic...or maybe I'm psychic since I didn't even know about this post when you posted. Anyways, obsessed is definitely an understatement. *Cough*

Notorious

10-13-2002, 02:29 AM

Hi, my name is 'whatever you want it to be' and I'm a huge fan of Buffy. I guess you could call me a Buffyholic or you could say I have 'Buffy Diabetes', cuz if I don't get a dose of Buffy per day, I get a little shaky, and cranky (wait a minute! I watched it today!). I'm also a fan of Avril Lavigne, I listen to her music nonstop. I am a big Veronica's Closet lover too. I think Britney looks hot in tight things as well. That's all folks!

~Teddybear~

10-13-2002, 12:15 PM

Hi! My name is Briana and I'm a drama queen!!!!!!!:cool:

Kristina

10-13-2002, 12:23 PM

Hi, my name is Kristina and I'm obsessed with Avril Lavigne.

Beruche

10-13-2002, 12:31 PM

Hi my name is Lynn and I am very evil.

Kay Scarpetta

10-13-2002, 12:58 PM

Hi my name is Karli and I'm... my God I don't even know who I am anymore.

DarleneIllyria

10-13-2002, 01:22 PM

This question reminds me of that Romy and Michelle movie. You know the part where Romy goes to an AA meeting to pick up dates. "My name is Romy...and I'm an alcoholic."

My name is Jennifer and I'm an ebay fanatic.

TJL

10-13-2002, 01:32 PM

Hi, my name is...uh, and I have a very poor memory.

Penny Lane

10-13-2002, 03:20 PM

Hi, my name is Marlene and I love my husband, my kids, and The Fab 4!:lol: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar:

Central Perk

10-13-2002, 05:10 PM

Hi My Name Is Ben And I'm an Alchoholic....:cheers:

:joke:

I'm Ben and I like Sitcomsonline..

britt britt

10-13-2002, 05:19 PM

Hi, my name is Brittany and im obsessed with Stevie Nicks and
Laverne and Shirley.

Faith

10-13-2002, 05:25 PM

Hi, I am Jamie and I am a alcoholic ( seriously), computerholic, I am also obessed with many things such as, Buffy, CSI, ER, Eminem, Bon Jovi ( my new obsession).

ABlairican Pie

10-13-2002, 05:44 PM

Hi, my name is Greg and I am a very twisted artist. Just ask Lisa Whelchel.:crazy:

Ga'head!! Ask her!!!:D

Jinny Girl

10-13-2002, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by Willow4ever1981
Hi, I am Jamie and I am a alcoholic ( seriously), computerholic, I am also obessed with many things such as, Buffy, CSI, ER, Eminem, Bon Jovi ( my new obsession).

COOL I'M AN ALCOHOLIC TOO!... No actually I'm not. I just felt like saying it.

Hi, I'm dana, and I like to tell people every bad thing i do that could endanger my health (starving myself, drinking till i pass out etc.) to sqeeze sympathy and attention out of people (that's why I always manage to bring something like that up. it's really fun. u should try it sometime.) I'm also madly in love with Benjamin Madden and sorta in love with Billy Martin. I am also a guitarist. And a singer. And a weirdo who dreams of owning a genetically derived flying serpant so I can ride it to school everymorning and have whoever makes me mad get eaten by my serpant.

sara

10-14-2002, 12:20 AM

Hi my name is Sara, and I'm a great big dork:D

Chocoholic

10-14-2002, 12:31 AM

Hi, my name is Kristen, and I'm a milkaholic. I find myself drinking about 3-5 glasses of milk a day. I go crazy if I don't get any!

-*Forever*-

10-14-2002, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Ellen Burstyn

LOL That's really frigging scary because I was going to say Hi my name is Whitney and I'm obsessed with Bonnie Raitt and Ellen Burstyn, but I should've known you'd say basically the same thing because you're psychic...or maybe I'm psychic since I didn't even know about this post when you posted. Anyways, obsessed is definitely an understatement. *Cough*

We're soooo freaking scary. :lol:

Anyways yes obsessed is SUCH an understatement.... who else is so obsessed they subconsioucly call the person their little sex toy???

TJL

10-14-2002, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by -*Forever*-

We're soooo freaking scary. :lol:

Anyways yes obsessed is SUCH an understatement.... who else is so obsessed they subconsioucly call the person their little sex toy???

I feel the same way about Aunt Bea from the "Andy Griffith Show..."

;)

:lol:

shavelyLBC34

10-14-2002, 12:21 PM

hi my names amanda and im obsessed with music.....i neverrrrrrrr leave the house without my headphones....

Brian Damage

10-14-2002, 01:39 PM

Hi my name is Brian and I'm at work right now!;)

Swimfan85

10-14-2002, 02:09 PM

hi my name is kate and ive been addicted for 7 years now...

*group* ohhhhhhh

but can you blame me look at all of the colors?

Charlie Max

10-14-2002, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
HI my name is Chris I'm a sad, lonely, depressed, moody, person who lives in a castle by the sea. ;)

Oh, so then you must know the beautiful Annabel Lee* who used to live in a kingdom by the sea with her lover. When she died, they buried her in a tomb by the side of the sea. :(

* one of Edgar Allan Poe's masterpiece poems. :)

james_baby87

10-14-2002, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by Jenny
This question reminds me of that Romy and Michelle movie. You know the part where Romy goes to an AA meeting to pick up dates. "My name is Romy...and I'm an alcoholic."

My name is Jennifer and I'm an ebay fanatic.

I love that movie but My name is Meghan and I am confused:confused: lol :joke: My name is Meghan but I am a FOL and computer-aholic

X4Wrapsumden4X

10-14-2002, 07:50 PM

hey im Cara and im a pot head

Kay Scarpetta

10-14-2002, 08:25 PM

Hi I'm Karly (again) and my hands are cold..

Czas na Zywiec

10-14-2002, 08:32 PM

BBF

10-14-2002, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by Charlie Max

Oh, so then you must know the beautiful Annabel Lee* who used to live in a kingdom by the sea with her lover. When she died, they buried her in a tomb by the side of the sea. :(

* one of Edgar Allan Poe's masterpiece poems. :)

That is a great Poe Poem! It's a funny thing though, that brings back a memory of my Junior year in high school. We were told to read this poem for homework and the next time we were in class we discussed it. You know I was the only one in the class who understood what was "going on" in that poem! Yuck!

Oh, yeah...The whole purpose of this post...
Hi, my name's Brittany and I'm an artist.

Kay Scarpetta

10-14-2002, 09:07 PM

Hi, I'm Kay and I'm eating a Hot Pocket while listening to Te Aviso Te Anuncio by Shakira

Charlie Max

10-14-2002, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by X4Wrapsumden4X
hey im Cara and im a pot head

Woo hoo! Way to go Cara! :D

ABlairican Pie

10-14-2002, 09:22 PM

Hi, I'm Greg and I want Karli's Hot Pocket--if it's the Italian meatball mozzarella kind. Them's good eatin'!

Btw, you guys would laugh about the "cereal killer" reference. It's a cartoon I drew.:lol:

Kay Scarpetta

10-14-2002, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by Blair's My Cherry Pie
Hi, I'm Greg and I want Karli's Hot Pocket--if it's the Italian meatball mozzarella kind. Them's good eatin'!

HELLLLLLLLLL no....I hate sauce. It's turkey, ham, and cheese

ABlairican Pie

10-14-2002, 09:42 PM

Hi, I'm Greg and I want Karli's turkey, ham, and cheese Hot Pockets because I DOOOOO eat those more than the Italian ones!!!!:liplick:

consentida

10-14-2002, 10:07 PM

Hi my name is Tara and I'm writing this stupid thing for Spanish and I really dont wanna do it and its ticking me off.

Sitcomwriter

10-15-2002, 05:01 PM

Hi My name is STILL John-Paul and I STILL want to F*** my teacher's daughter!

Mossopp

10-15-2002, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
Hi My name is STILL John-Paul and I STILL want to F*** my teacher's daughter!

........and you're still a pain in the arse!

Have a bit of respect - if you love that chick as much as you say you do you wouldn't be constantly talking about f#cking her! That's disgusting, that is! :mad:

Sitcomwriter

10-15-2002, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by Mossopp

........and you're still a pain in the arse!

Have a bit of respect - if you love that chick as much as you say you do you wouldn't be constantly talking about f#cking her! That's disgusting, that is! :mad:

That's true.I don't really want to F*** her I mean I'd LIKE to eventually but once I get with her I'll wait.I mean even if she wants to right away I'll say something like "Let's get married first" or "In 3 more years".

Mossopp

10-15-2002, 05:14 PM

I wasn't referring to you constantly mentioning sex - I was objecting to your use of the word "f#ck". If you really respect a girl, you don't use that word in the context of your relationship. I'd never even say that word around a girl I liked cos it's just so unattractive.
And don't try'n pretend that you're really a gentleman. I've met stupid wee boys like you - I know what your game is!

Sitcomwriter

10-15-2002, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Mossopp
I wasn't referring to you constantly mentioning sex - I was objecting to your use of the word "f#ck". If you really respect a girl, you don't use that word in the context of your relationship. I'd never even say that word around a girl I liked cos it's just so unattractive.
And don't try'n pretend that you're really a gentleman. I've met stupid wee boys like you - I know what your game is!

Seriously I don't care about sex at all.The reason I said F*** was because well because it sounded good LOL! I just want her because she's so mazing and once I get her I'm not going to let her go.That's the first thing I'm going to tell her once I get her her.I'm not going to cheat on her.If I were to I would be a complete ass hole not that I'm NOT a complete ass home LOL but that's beside the point.

Czas na Zywiec

10-15-2002, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter

Seriously I don't care about sex at all.The reason I said F*** was because well because it sounded good LOL! I just want her because she's so mazing and once I get her I'm not going to let her go.That's the first thing I'm going to tell her once I get her her.I'm not going to cheat on her.If I were to I would be a complete ass hole not that I'm NOT a complete ass home LOL but that's beside the point.

Never heard the word mazing before. :rolleyes:

I agree with Mosspp JP. If you like a girl, you don't tell her you wanna **** her. You're nothing but one of those horny 14 year olds who have nothing on their mind but sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. It' sickening listening to you talk about you're poor excuse of a non-existant sex life. :rolleyes:

Hollow

10-15-2002, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter

Seriously I don't care about sex at all.The reason I said F*** was because well because it sounded good LOL! I just want her because she's so mazing and once I get her I'm not going to let her go.That's the first thing I'm going to tell her once I get her her.I'm not going to cheat on her.If I were to I would be a complete ass hole not that I'm NOT a complete ass home LOL but that's beside the point.
Suuuuure u dont care about sex. U sound WAY TOO confident about hooking up w/ her, i mean ur already talkin about gettin married and crap. And why is that? O cuz u think she's flirting w/ u! Listen buddy....just cuz ppl are nice doesnt mean they wanna get married. :rolleyes: U've got alot to learn in life.

DarleneIllyria

10-15-2002, 08:09 PM

I have to agree with the whole 'f***' deal. That isn't the best word to describe things. Take an example from Beavis and Butthead. They said 'score'. Score does sound better than f***. jmo

Sitcomwriter

10-15-2002, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster

Never heard the word mazing before. :rolleyes:

I agree with Mosspp JP. If you like a girl, you don't tell her you wanna **** her. You're nothing but one of those horny 14 year olds who have nothing on their mind but sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. It' sickening listening to you talk about you're poor excuse of a non-existant sex life. :rolleyes:

I seriously don't care about sex.I just thought F*** wouldsound funnier.I just want t be with her.I'm actually anticipating AFTER sex more than sex itself!

And I'm 15.

Georgia's on my Mind

10-15-2002, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter

I seriously don't care about sex.I just thought F*** wouldsound funnier.I just want t be with her.I'm actually anticipating AFTER sex more than sex itself!

And I'm 15.

umm ok....My opinion is well its Rose's opinion but I agree with it...."I always thought that the people who always talk about sex alot are the ones who don't have it alot...." :rolleyes:

dawsongirl

10-16-2002, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I agree with Mosspp JP. If you like a girl, you don't tell her you wanna **** her. You're nothing but one of those horny 14 year olds who have nothing on their mind but sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. It' sickening listening to you talk about you're poor excuse of a non-existant sex life. :rolleyes:

JMO, but if you're "doing it" with someone you truly love, that's called "making love." You sound like you just want "sex" JP.

dawsongirl

10-16-2002, 01:18 AM

Getting away from JP's "love life,"...

I'm me and I can't find a freakin' pic for my avatar!

Kay Scarpetta

10-16-2002, 05:50 AM

I'm Karli and I've been hyper since 5:30 this morning.... WOO HOOOOOOOO!

Faith

10-16-2002, 05:55 AM

hi my name is Jamie and i am a F'ucking idiot

ABlairican Pie

10-16-2002, 07:36 PM

Hi, my name is Greg and I've been hyper ever since I was HATCHED WITH THE REST OF THE PTERODACTYLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy: :happyface :rotflmao: