View Full Version : Wrong Answer Game for GG


Pages : [1] 2

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-10-2002, 12:49 AM
This is how it works:
First you answer the previous question someone else asked about the Golden Girls with a wrong answer. Then you make up your own question about the Golden Girls that the next person will answer. Understand? It is suppose to make it kind of funny. I'll start.

How did Rose's husband die?

The next person answers this question with a wrong answer and then ask their own question.

jayman75
10-10-2002, 10:49 AM
Hmmmm... well, why not...

He died from boredom. After all, he did live in St. Olaf...

Next question... why did Sophia move in with the girls?

callmetootie
10-10-2002, 11:40 AM
Sophia moved in with the girls because of a blatter and constipation problem.


Whatever happened to CoCo?

jayman75
10-10-2002, 03:20 PM
Coco(a) got thrown into a cup of boiling water, and died by inhaling marshmellow vapors.

OK... How did Blanche's daughter Rebecca get pregnant?

:grineyes: :grineyes:

FOLrocks1
10-10-2002, 03:22 PM
She did it with Coco to try to make him straight.

Why does Rose's hair never move?

callmetootie
10-10-2002, 04:05 PM
Becaus she super glues her hair strands together.


Why does Sophia rent dirty movies???

Georgia's on my Mind
10-10-2002, 04:11 PM
Sophia rents dirty movies because she is an porn star looking for new material

Why did Dorothy choose to become a substitude teacher?

glocherfan
10-10-2002, 05:08 PM
Dorothy became a substitute teacher because she wasn't smart enough to be a regular teacher.

QUESTION:
What ever happened to the Cheeseman (instead of going to jail)?

jayman75
10-10-2002, 05:59 PM
The Cheeseman was shredded and laid to rest in a high school cafeteria taco.

How did Blanche advertise the spare bedrooms she had in the house?

FOLrocks1
10-10-2002, 07:01 PM
"Looking for Lesbian Lovers"

Dorothy and Rose replied to that one quickly.

What REALLY happened beteween Blanche and Dr. Harry Weston?

GoldenGuy
10-10-2002, 07:32 PM
Dr. Weston kept hitting on her, but Blanche refused to date a Doctor.

What does Sophia call Dorthy

Georgia's on my Mind
10-10-2002, 08:03 PM
My Little Dumbass

Why did Stan and Dorothy divorce?

jayman75
10-10-2002, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
My Little Dumbass

Why did Stan and Dorothy divorce?

Because he knocked her up.

What did Blanche call her father?

Czas na Zywiec
10-10-2002, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by jayman75


Because he knocked her up.

What did Blanche call her father?

The Slot Machine. ;)

How did Stan turn bald?

GoldenGuy
10-10-2002, 11:11 PM
Sophia was so mad that stan knocked dorthy up, that she snuck into their house one night and cut all his hair off:lol:.


Name one of Rose's job's

jayman75
10-10-2002, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by GoldenGuy
Name one of Rose's job's

Truckstop cook and part-time whore.

Who was Mel Bushman?:confused:

GoldenGuy
10-10-2002, 11:30 PM
Blanche's Barber

What was Rose's first impression of Blanche

GoldenFamilyTies
10-10-2002, 11:33 PM
a dirty slut

What did Dorothy do the day she took her mom to "the home"?

jayman75
10-10-2002, 11:39 PM
Took up jazzercise and gave herself a home perm.

Who did Sophia marry in her old age?

boechsner
10-10-2002, 11:52 PM
Julio Eglesias and bore him a child, Enrique at age 83.

Coco stopped by for a visit and discovered the new housekeeper, Marguerite. They got into a fight and Marguerite turned him into a ....?

jayman75
10-11-2002, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by boechsner
Julio Eglesias and bore him a child, Enrique at age 83.

Coco stopped by for a visit and discovered the new housekeeper, Marguerite. They got into a fight and Marguerite turned him into a ....?

a straight man??:lol: :crazy: :lol:

Name Blanche's favorite girl from Facts of Life.

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-11-2002, 01:11 AM
George at least she thinks he is a girl

Why did Dorothy move out in the series finale?

glocherfan
10-11-2002, 12:22 PM
A Because Blanche's uncle knocked her up...after menopause :crazy:

Q Why did they sell the house and buy the Golden Palace hotel?

jayman75
10-11-2002, 01:38 PM
Because they wanted to open a brothel.


What was the name of Rose's teddy bear?

GoldenGuy
10-11-2002, 03:42 PM
Heathcliff


why did Blanche want to sell her car?

Czas na Zywiec
10-11-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by GoldenGuy
Heathcliff


why did Blanche want to sell her car?

Cause after years of being a whore and having one-night stands, it hit it's breaking point.

What was Sophia's last name?

jayman75
10-11-2002, 05:33 PM
Her name was Sophia Petmymonkey.

Who wanted to sell encyclopedia's to Blanche?

Georgia's on my Mind
10-12-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by jayman75
Her name was Sophia Petmymonkey.

Who wanted to sell encyclopedia's to Blanche?

Big Daddy's nymphet girlfriend who can't even read herself....

What knid of purse does Sophia have?

FOLrocks1
10-12-2002, 10:41 AM
A Black leather one that reads SLUT in red.

What REALLY happened to Miles?

Czas na Zywiec
10-12-2002, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by FOLrocks1
A Black leather one that reads SLUT in red.

What REALLY happened to Miles?

He married Sophia.

What happened to Sophia's sister Angela?

jayman75
10-12-2002, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster


He married Sophia.

What happened to Sophia's sister Angela?

She moved back to Siciliy to be with her husband, a goat.

What was different about Dorothy's college friend Jean?

~LadyJess~
10-12-2002, 06:14 PM
She was a transvestite with a cone head

What did Sophia's son Phil do that was different?

GoldenGuy
10-12-2002, 08:34 PM
he sang opera every time he sneezed.

what was mile's new identity after he discovered the cheesman was still alive?

Georgia's on my Mind
10-12-2002, 10:06 PM
a interior decorator


What town do the girls live in?

GoldenGuy
10-12-2002, 10:57 PM
Harlem

where is Sophia from

Georgia's on my Mind
10-13-2002, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by GoldenGuy
Harlem

where is Sophia from

Kenya

What was Dorothy's son's name?

~LadyJess~
10-13-2002, 06:14 PM
Bobo

Why did Dorothy and Stan get divorced?

glocherfan
10-13-2002, 06:38 PM
Dorothy and Stan got divorced because Dorothy wanted to marry her mother, Sophia.

Why did Blanche want to have sex so much?

FOLrocks1
10-13-2002, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by glocherfan
Dorothy and Stan got divorced because Dorothy wanted to marry her mother, Sophia.

Why did Blanche want to have sex so much?

She wasn't getting enough at home.

Why did they always eat cheese cake

Czas na Zywiec
10-13-2002, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by FOLrocks1


She wasn't getting enough at home.

Why did they always eat cheese cake

Cause they ran out of pasta.

Why did Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy go to jail?

Georgia's on my Mind
10-13-2002, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster


Cause they ran out of pasta.

Why did Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy go to jail?

Indecent exposure.....

Where was the name of the house blanche grew up in??

Czas na Zywiec
10-14-2002, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind


Indecent exposure.....

Where was the name of the house blanche grew up in??

Little House on the Prarie

What did Sophia do with Julio Iglesias that night?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-14-2002, 12:25 PM
read him a bedtime story

Why did Dorothy put Sophia in Shady Pines?

Georgia's on my Mind
10-14-2002, 03:58 PM
She thought her mother needed to focus more on her tree-like-ness.....

What is the girls address?

jayman75
01-07-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
She thought her mother needed to focus more on her tree-like-ness.....

What is the girls address?

123 Any Street,
Anytown, USA 12345

Who was on the sweatshirt Rose got from Dorothy?

GoldenGuy
01-07-2003, 10:44 PM
Eminem

what did rose find under her bed, while playing.

jayman75
01-08-2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by GoldenGuy
Eminem

what did rose find under her bed, while playing.

George and Charlie's graves.

What type of band did Rose hire for the hospital benefit??

angel676
01-10-2003, 03:50 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by jayman75
[B]

George and Charlie's graves.

What type of band did Rose hire for the hospital benefit??

Rose hired a Heavy Metal band.

Why did Sophia smack Blanche's unruly grandson?

~LadyJess~
01-10-2003, 04:42 PM
Because he was sticking meatballs up his nose.

Why did Dorothy purposely blow the winning spare during the bowling tournament?

jayman75
01-10-2003, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by ILoveLucyfan4eva
Because he was sticking meatballs up his nose.

Why did Dorothy purposely blow the winning spare during the bowling tournament?

To impress her girlfriend Jean.



Why did the girls think Blanche slept with Charlie?

jayman75
01-13-2003, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by jimmiegirl48
The Ouija board told them that during a seance.

Why didn't Rose graduate HS?

She was pregnant with a baby infected with momonucleosis (sp) that came from an infected cow that Rose kissed at the county fair when she was kicked out of the Butter Queen contest for playing kinzu knives with the herring in the circus.


What did Dorothy call Sophia?

xhibitionist1
01-20-2003, 03:49 PM
Rose's husband died while they were making love!

Storyteller2003
01-23-2003, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by jayman75


What did Dorothy call Sophia?

Sophia called Dorothy "Pattycakes" because that was Dorothy's favorite childhood game and she would only play it with her loving mother.


What important news to Blanche's brother, Clayton, have to tell her when he came to Miami to visit?

angel676
01-23-2003, 02:31 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Storyteller2003
[B]

That he was going to become a ballet dancer.

Why did Sophia want to become a nun?


What important news to Blanche's brother, Clayton, have to tell her when he came to Miami to visit?

jayman75
11-25-2003, 06:18 PM
That he was actually Blanche's father.

Where did the girls go on vacation?

almostgolden
11-26-2003, 05:29 PM
They visited Hugh Hefners Playboy mansion........

What did the initials BH stand for that were etched on the fireplace in Blanches grandmother's mansion?

almostgolden
12-05-2003, 02:14 PM
bump

donaldshelton
12-07-2003, 10:55 PM
Why did Sophia and family immigrate to America?

Don

OH Nuts!
12-23-2018, 12:55 PM
To help set up a franchise for Guido Antonelli’s pepperoni factory.

Who always keeps calling Dorothy pussycat?

ThisLittlePiggy
12-23-2018, 02:24 PM
Stan keeps calling Dorothy pussycat because he wants to ask her for money.

How does Dorothy's old high school teacher, Mr. Gordon, disappoint her?

OH Nuts!
12-23-2018, 04:34 PM
He fails to spell Saskatchewan correctly.

Which Golden Girl is just crazy about herring?

ThisLittlePiggy
12-24-2018, 11:18 AM
Sophia is just crazy about herring because she loves to pick out the fish bones from her dentures at night.

Why does Dorothy gain such popularity at the Rusty Anchor?

OH Nuts!
12-25-2018, 12:50 AM
Because she shares her Arts And Letters with the sailors.

In an Ep, Sophia and Blanche both share the same ......

ThisLittlePiggy
12-25-2018, 05:27 PM
Sophia and Blanche both share the same piece of cheesecake when they both diet.

What problem does Blanche face when she starts dating a TV news reporter?

OH Nuts!
12-26-2018, 02:38 AM
Poor lighting

What happens to the Latin Casanova who Blanche and Sophia fight over?

ThisLittlePiggy
12-29-2018, 12:53 PM
The Latin Casanova who Blanche and Sophia fight over dumps them both and goes to run with the bulls in Spain.

When Dorothy meets and marries Lucas and moves to Georgia, what does Sophia do?

OH Nuts!
12-29-2018, 02:15 PM
She puts an old Sicilian curse on them for leaving Miami.

Who was Fidel?

ThisLittlePiggy
12-29-2018, 06:17 PM
Fidel is the faithful dog that Dorothy buys herself.

Who is Miles?

OH Nuts!
12-29-2018, 10:48 PM
Sophia’s Nickname for her old Studebaker.

Who often starts her stories with “Picture this: Sicily.....”?

ThisLittlePiggy
12-31-2018, 10:15 AM
Angelo

How does it turn out when Blanche dates a baseball player?

OH Nuts!
01-10-2019, 10:41 AM
Not so good as Sophia steals him away; turns out Blanche’s date is an avid bocchie fan and Sophia knew the game backwards and forwards.

Which two GG gals fought over Fidel?

bandonurse
01-13-2019, 09:26 PM
:rolleyes: Jebus H. Kryst… Sorry. ohno:

No further contributions will be made to this thread. :rolleyes:

OH Nuts!
01-13-2019, 10:59 PM
Sophia and Blanche, of course. :p

Your supposed to give a WRONG answer-that was the correct one.

OH Nuts!
01-13-2019, 11:02 PM
Next question to be answered INCORRECTLY:

Dorothy’s good friend Pat starts to fall in love with ........

ThisLittlePiggy
01-14-2019, 10:10 PM
Dorothy’s good friend Pat starts to fall in love with her cat.

Where is Rose from originally?

OH Nuts!
01-14-2019, 10:47 PM
St.Vitus, the herring capital of Manitoba.

What does Dorothy do for a living?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-15-2019, 06:51 PM
Dorothy is an aeronautical engineer.

Does Blanche like men?

OH Nuts!
01-15-2019, 11:23 PM
Not at all; she’s actually “Lebanese” lol

What is Sophia’s nickname for Dorothy?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-18-2019, 05:07 PM
Sophia’s nickname for Dorothy is "my little gorilla" and Dorothy hates it.

Why was Rose hospitalized?

OH Nuts!
01-18-2019, 11:11 PM
Because of freezer burns from eating too much spumoni.

Who does Sophia call Heckle and Jeckle when she’s hospitalized?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-22-2019, 03:20 PM
Sophia calls her two imaginary friends Heckle and Jeckle.

Who does Dorothy marry in the end of the series?

OH Nuts!
01-22-2019, 03:33 PM
Alfred E. Newman

What brainiac TV show does Dorothy try out for, but fails to get picked?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-22-2019, 08:42 PM
Dorothy tries out for Who Wants to be a Millionaire but is too tall to fit into the booth so they rejected her.

What is the girls' favorite dessert they share together so often?

OH Nuts!
07-21-2019, 12:13 PM
Kale pudding

Who does Sophia sometimes call “pussycat”?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-02-2019, 10:50 AM
Sophia often calls Stan "Pussycat" since she adores the tomcat.

Where is Rose from?

OH Nuts!
09-02-2019, 03:17 PM
Gefluttenhoogle Gulch, Minnesota

Blanche loves going out with a much younger man, until she realizes he likes her because....

ThisLittlePiggy
09-04-2019, 04:58 PM
Blanche loves going out with a much younger man, until she realizes he likes her because she reminds him of his beloved dead dog.

What does Dorothy do for a living?

bandonurse
09-04-2019, 05:05 PM
She's a pole dancer. :D

OH Nuts!
09-04-2019, 11:32 PM
Which two characters from the show fight over Fidel?

bandonurse
09-05-2019, 04:51 AM
Uncle Angelo and Stanley.

What does Sophia always walk around carrying on her arm?

OH Nuts!
09-05-2019, 11:57 PM
Giuseppe Vitelli’s prize salami

Who does Sophia sometimes call pussycat?

bandonurse
09-06-2019, 08:10 AM
The Weston's dog....Dreyfus.

What capital city in Italy is Sophia from?

OH Nuts!
09-06-2019, 08:49 AM
Pepperoni City, Sicily

Stan leaves Dorothy for a .....

Heenan Fan
09-06-2019, 05:36 PM
...man

Dorothy's feet are...

OH Nuts!
09-07-2019, 12:38 AM
Very petite

Dorothy’s brother likes to wear...

ThisLittlePiggy
09-07-2019, 01:31 PM
Dorothy’s brother likes to wear leather jumpsuits.

What is Blanche known for?

bandonurse
09-07-2019, 04:29 PM
Being a prude.

Why did Dorothy need surgery?

OH Nuts!
09-07-2019, 10:22 PM
To enlarge her feet

Who owns the house the GG live in?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-08-2019, 03:57 PM
The Bank of Florida owns the house.

What is Rose known for?

bandonurse
09-08-2019, 03:59 PM
"Who owns the house the GG live in?"

Dr. Phil

What was Rose so scared of when she opened the refrigerator door?

bandonurse
09-08-2019, 05:44 PM
"What is Rose known for"?

Being a Rhodes Scholar

What was Rose scared of in the refrigerator? :confused:

OH Nuts!
09-08-2019, 05:53 PM
Sophia’s dentures

What is Dorothy’s maiden name?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-09-2019, 01:47 PM
Dorothy’s maiden name is Zaborowski.

Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on ______________.

bandonurse
09-09-2019, 01:52 PM
"What's My Line"

Blanche was the widow of _______, the love of her life.

OH Nuts!
09-09-2019, 11:28 PM
Alfred E. Newman

Why doesn’t Dorothy make it onto a real Jeopardy show?

bandonurse
09-10-2019, 12:21 PM
She never showed up for her audition.

What kind of birth control does Rose try to write about in her song about Miami?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-11-2019, 05:14 PM
Rose tried to write about The Sponge and how few men are sponge-worthy in her song about Miami she co-wrote with Elaine Benes.

Who is Clayton?

OH Nuts!
09-11-2019, 11:48 PM
Roses long lost cousin from St. Vitus, Wisconsin.

Rose is from ......

bandonurse
09-13-2019, 09:42 AM
"Who is Clayton?"

Why, my favorite singer, Clay Aiken, of course! :wave:

What did Sophia want to become, when a favorite relative died?

OH Nuts!
09-13-2019, 09:52 AM
A strip tease artist for Shady Pines.

When Fidel dies, who ends up giving the eulogy?

bandonurse
09-13-2019, 11:04 AM
Stephen Colbert :cool:

Who did Dorothy choose when two TV characters were fighting over her?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-13-2019, 04:02 PM
Dorothy chose Wally when he and Beaver were fighting over her!

How does her sister Holly upset Rose?

bandonurse
09-13-2019, 05:29 PM
She failed to bring a Bundt cake when she arrived.

What did Rose call the new doorbell she installed at Christmastime?

OH Nuts!
09-13-2019, 10:49 PM
Herring Face!

Who always starts a story with “Picture this”?

bandonurse
09-14-2019, 12:23 PM
Vincent Van Gough

What did Sophia believe a Doberman Pincher ate?

OH Nuts!
09-14-2019, 07:32 PM
Half of a Wolfie’s cheesecake

Whose boyfriend dresses up like a clown?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-15-2019, 04:14 PM
Rose's boyfriend dresses up like a clown when they have sex!

Where is Blanche suspected of committing a real murder?

OH Nuts!
09-16-2019, 12:14 AM
On the lanai

Who end’s up giving Fidel’s eulogy?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-17-2019, 04:26 PM
Rose's parrot ends up giving Fidel’s eulogy.

Why did Sophia move in with Dorothy?

OH Nuts!
09-18-2019, 12:27 AM
So she could have an easy Bridge partner.

Who on the show is from St. Olaf?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-18-2019, 12:03 PM
Dreyfuss was born in St. Olaf.

Who does Dreyfuss live with?

OH Nuts!
09-19-2019, 12:09 AM
Sophia’s Cousin Giuseppe in Palermo

What game show does Dorothy try to get on?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-19-2019, 04:49 AM
Dorothy tried to get on Big Brother but she wasn't likeable enough.

Who is Charley Dietz?

OH Nuts!
09-19-2019, 09:00 AM
The local gigalo; Blanche and he have matching beepers.

What was the name of Sophia’s nursing home?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-21-2019, 05:13 PM
The name of Sophia’s nursing home was Apocalypse Peaks in Chicken, Alaska.

Blanche's pregnant daughter Rebecca comes to Miami to __________.

ThisLittlePiggy
11-28-2019, 02:00 PM
Blanche's pregnant daughter Rebecca comes to Miami to give Rose her baby. Rose is dying to be a mother again.

What does Dorothy do for a living?

OH Nuts!
11-28-2019, 03:02 PM
She’s a stripper

Who is fond of calling Dorothy pussycat?

ThisLittlePiggy
11-28-2019, 06:27 PM
Rose calls Dorothy "Pussycat" and she calls Blanche "Puppy" because they remind her of her dead pets back in St. Olaf.

Where is Rose from?

OH Nuts!
11-29-2019, 12:36 AM
Ithaca, NY

Where is Blanche from?

ThisLittlePiggy
11-29-2019, 02:53 PM
Blanche is from Toad Suck, Arkansas.

What types of things does Sophia carry in her purse?

OH Nuts!
11-29-2019, 03:15 PM
A pistol, brass knuckles and mace.

Which GG is famous for her sarcastic retorts?

ThisLittlePiggy
11-30-2019, 03:27 PM
Rose is not as innocent as she looks; she is famous for her sarcastic retorts.

Who did Rose used to be married to and why is she not married anymore?

OH Nuts!
11-30-2019, 05:30 PM
Maynard C. Krebs who abandoned her for a hippie girl.

Who can often be heard staring a story with “Picture this...”?

ThisLittlePiggy
12-01-2019, 07:27 AM
Lily Lindstrom can often be heard starting a story with “Picture this...”

The girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a ________.

OH Nuts!
12-01-2019, 09:43 AM
Waterbed for Blanche

Who owns the GG’s house?

ThisLittlePiggy
12-01-2019, 06:19 PM
Industrial & Commercial Bank of China owns the GG house.

Does Blanche like dating men?

OH Nuts!
12-01-2019, 07:12 PM
No, not at all, she’s Lebanese lol

The mafioso Sophia thinks she’s dating turns out to be a .....

ThisLittlePiggy
12-06-2019, 06:49 PM
The mafioso Sophia thinks she’s dating turns out to be a woman! She's Lebanese too!

Did Sophia start a fire that burned down the elderly home?

OH Nuts!
12-07-2019, 12:09 AM
I can’t remember and neither can she!

Who ends up giving Fidel’s eulogy?

ThisLittlePiggy
12-08-2019, 04:48 AM
Stan Zbornak ends up giving Fidel’s eulogy.

Who is dating a Cuban cigar mogul?

OH Nuts!
12-08-2019, 08:32 AM
Stan, who wanted to try something new.

Stan leaves Dorothy for a .....

ThisLittlePiggy
12-08-2019, 06:37 PM
Stan leaves Dorothy for a tennis star named Trudy.

Does Blanche enjoy listening to Dorothy sing at her favorite bar?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-04-2020, 04:49 PM
Blanche enjoys listening to Dorothy sing at her favorite bar so much, she gets her an agent and Dorothy becomes a huge star!

What dessert do the Girls really love to eat?

OH Nuts!
01-04-2020, 05:11 PM
Broccoli with hot fudge sauce

Sophia often starts her stories with the words.....

ThisLittlePiggy
01-05-2020, 08:25 PM
Broccoli with hot fudge sauce - LOL, icky!

Sophia often starts her stories with the words "It's always best to start at the beginning."

Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate ________ job.

OH Nuts!
01-05-2020, 11:45 PM
Singing

What happened to Dorothy when she tried to become a Jeopardy contestant?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-06-2020, 05:51 PM
When Dorothy tried to become a Jeopardy contestant, she was so popular that she soon was hosting her own game show called Grab That and Go!

Did Blanche have many dates with men?

OH Nuts!
01-06-2020, 11:44 PM
No, her many dates involved
No! Her many “dates” were with blow up Ken dolls.

In her dream, how does Merv Griffin punish Dorothy?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-07-2020, 01:52 PM
In her dream, Merv Griffin punishes Dorothy by eating a whole cheesecake in front of her and not sharing.

How smart is Rose?

OH Nuts!
01-08-2020, 12:31 AM
She’s in the Mensa Honor League.

Dorothy’s friend Pat gets a crush on.....

ThisLittlePiggy
01-10-2020, 10:50 AM
Dorothy’s friend Pat the cat gets a crush on Dreyfus the dog.

Who owns Dreyfus?

OH Nuts!
01-11-2020, 12:59 AM
Stan does

The show is set in what southern city?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-22-2020, 09:09 PM
The show is set in Blowing Rock, North Carolina.

Who or what is Pussycat?

OH Nuts!
01-23-2020, 12:06 AM
Mile’s nickname for Rose.

When Fidel dies, who ultimately gives the eulogy?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-23-2020, 10:02 PM
When Fidel dies, Pussycat 2, the nurse, ultimately gives the eulogy.

Who is Pussycat 2 and why does she have to be number 2?

OH Nuts!
01-23-2020, 11:13 PM
She is the sick cat Rose adopted who can’t seem to use the litter box when she has to #2.

Blanche’s dislikes Rebecca’s fiancée because....

ThisLittlePiggy
01-25-2020, 02:25 AM
Blanche dislikes Rebecca’s fiancée because he looks like James Buchanan.

Did Blanche have sex with the man named Ham?

OH Nuts!
01-25-2020, 12:08 PM
I’m not sure, but if they did, they ‘d be makin bacon Yuk yuk yuk!

Fidel was two timing....

ThisLittlePiggy
01-25-2020, 05:14 PM
LOL

Fidel was two timing Dorothy!

Who is Fidel?

OH Nuts!
01-25-2020, 09:30 PM
A young gigalo Blanche procured.

Stan leaves Dorothy for....

ThisLittlePiggy
01-27-2020, 09:12 AM
Stan leaves Dorothy for Rock Hudson.

A gangster charms Sophia into driving him to _________.

OH Nuts!
01-27-2020, 10:09 AM
A 7-11

When Dorothy gets REALLY MAD at Sophia, she threatens to send her to....

ThisLittlePiggy
01-27-2020, 03:17 PM
When Dorothy gets REALLY MAD at Sophia, she threatens to send her to bed without supper.

Did Dorothy ever go on a game show?

OH Nuts!
01-28-2020, 12:27 AM
No, NEVER! She would even apply to one!

What does Merv Griffin do to Dorothy in her dream?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-15-2020, 02:40 PM
Merv Griffin feeds Dorothy cheesecake in her dream.

Why does Rose buy a gun?

OH Nuts!
02-15-2020, 06:43 PM
To shoot herring out of Biscayne Bay.

Who has a bad dream about Jeopardy?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-16-2020, 05:54 PM
Rose has a nightmare that she beats Dorothy on Jeopardy and Dorothy murders her out of humiliation.

Who is Miles?

OH Nuts!
02-17-2020, 12:59 AM
Dorothy’s pet name for her used Rambler.


Stan leaves Dorothy for....

ThisLittlePiggy
02-17-2020, 05:40 PM
Stan leaves Dorothy for Liberace.

Who is Harry Weston?

OH Nuts!
02-17-2020, 11:15 PM
A hotel magnate on Miami Beach.

Who on the show is likely to know 1,001 ways to serve herring?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-22-2020, 06:48 PM
Sophia is likely to know 1,001 ways to serve herring; she carries herring in her purse.

Blanche convinces Rose to present Miles with __________ as a gift.

OH Nuts!
02-23-2020, 01:07 AM
Sophia is likely to know 1,001 ways to serve herring; she carries herring in her purse.

Blanche convinces Rose to present Miles with a herring soufflé as a gift.

Blanche is delighted when a younger man falls for her until, she finds out the reason he’s dating her is because.....

ThisLittlePiggy
02-23-2020, 07:50 AM
Blanche is delighted when a younger man falls for her until she finds out the reason he’s dating her is because he really wants to get closer to Sophia!

Why did Sophia sing Purple Rain?

ThisLittlePiggy
04-03-2020, 11:24 AM
Sophia sang Purple Rain at Prince's funeral.

Dorothy and _____ are caught kissing under the leap year's full moon.

OH Nuts!
04-03-2020, 01:11 PM
Fidel

Who loves to tell stories about St. Olaf?

ThisLittlePiggy
04-05-2020, 04:42 PM
Dr. Harry Weston loves to tell stories about St. Olaf, where his wife was from.

Who is Dreyfus?

OH Nuts!
04-05-2020, 11:03 PM
Rose’s childhood pet cow from St. Olaf

When Rose studies History for her GED, she mistakes Hitler for.... a

ThisLittlePiggy
04-07-2020, 12:00 PM
When Rose studies History for her GED, she mistakes Hitler for a Yorkshire terrier because of their moustaches.

Why does Blanche say she can't go to the Sinatra concert?

OH Nuts!
04-07-2020, 12:19 PM
Yabba Dabba Doo

What subject initially keeps Rose from getting her GED?

ThisLittlePiggy
04-08-2020, 09:41 AM
Herringbone Blazer Making 101 initially keeps Rose from getting her GED. Isn't it ironic?

Rose makes the girls promise to have their heads ______ed when they die.

OH Nuts!
05-05-2020, 01:21 PM
Pickled in herring juice

Rise hails from ......

ThisLittlePiggy
05-08-2020, 03:31 PM
Rose hails from Bass Lake, Wisconsin.

Who is Stanley?

OH Nuts!
05-09-2020, 01:27 AM
Roses’s pet schnauzer.

When Rose goes for her G.E.D., what’s her worst subject?

ThisLittlePiggy
05-10-2020, 02:40 PM
When Rose goes for her G.E.D., her worst subject is basket weaving.

Who is Miles?

OH Nuts!
05-10-2020, 06:44 PM
A long distance runner Blanche has the hots for.

What does Dorothy’s brother really like to wear?

ThisLittlePiggy
05-11-2020, 07:11 AM
Dorothy’s brother really liked to wear bandeau bras.

Who was nicknamed "Kitten" and by whom?

ThisLittlePiggy
06-01-2020, 01:31 PM
Dreyfuss was nicknamed Kitten by the neighborhood tomcat.

Why does Rose decide to pose for a sexy portrait?

bandonurse
06-02-2020, 03:27 PM
She was competing with Stormy Daniels for the lead in a new porn film. :p

Why did the GG always eat chocolate pudding together? :)

ThisLittlePiggy
06-06-2020, 11:01 AM
:lol:

The girls always eat chocolate pudding together because they hate cheesecake!

What does Dorothy do for a living?

OH Nuts!
07-05-2020, 08:04 PM
She’s a senior stripper at Wolfie’s.

Why does Dorothy tell Barbara Thorndyke to go to h#ll?

ThisLittlePiggy
07-15-2020, 02:33 PM
Dorothy tells Barbara Thorndyke to go to H-e-l-l because Barbara kept calling Sophia 'Pussycat' and it made Dorothy jealous.

What does Dorothy tell Sophia is the reason she can't make it to the banquet?

OH Nuts!
07-15-2020, 07:19 PM
Lactose intolerance

What subject was especially hard for Rose when she went for her GED?

ThisLittlePiggy
07-24-2020, 02:28 PM
Ice fishing was especially hard for Rose when she went for her GED.

When Blanche throws a Leap Year party, who does Rose ask to marry her?

OH Nuts!
07-24-2020, 03:37 PM
Martin Morgenstern

What endearing nickname does Sophia call Dorothy?

Sven
07-25-2020, 04:05 AM
Kitty kitty

What were the McDowells wanted by the police for?

bandonurse
07-25-2020, 09:46 AM
Jaywalking :happyface

Why did Dorothy and Stan get married as teens?

ThisLittlePiggy
07-26-2020, 07:19 AM
Dorothy and Stan got married as teens because Dorothy fell hopelessly in love with Stan and couldn't stand being apart from him for five minutes.

Dorothy lands a highly-paid new job teaching _________.

ThisLittlePiggy
09-14-2020, 02:22 AM
Dorothy lands a highly-paid new job teaching monkeys to juggle.

Who is Stan?

OH Nuts!
09-14-2020, 11:46 AM
Rose’s twin brother.

Who is Rebecca?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-15-2020, 07:11 AM
Rebecca is a crazy neighbor who spies on the Girls via binoculars.

Why does Stan want to recuperate in Dorothy's bedroom?

OH Nuts!
09-15-2020, 08:00 AM
So he can more easily sneak into Blanche’s bedroom.

Why did so many women show up to Fidel’s funeral?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-16-2020, 01:33 AM
So many women showed up to Fidel’s funeral because he had 9 sisters.

Who sets the stove on fire?

OH Nuts!
09-16-2020, 09:31 AM
Dreyfus

What did Dorothy say at Fidel’s funeral?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-17-2020, 07:43 AM
At Fidel’s funeral, Dorothy said that Dreyfus the dog is a better man than Fidel was.

What reason did Rocco gives Sophia for why he robbed a bank?

OH Nuts!
09-17-2020, 10:59 AM
He has a fetish for masks.

What was Rocco’s real profession?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-18-2020, 09:51 AM
Rocco was the Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

After Rose loses her job at the grief counseling center, at the end of the episode, she gets a job as a ________.

OH Nuts!
09-18-2020, 11:54 AM
Clam schucker for Ingrid’s Herring Salon in North Miami

How does Rose get Fernando back?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-19-2020, 09:51 AM
Rose gets Fernando back by trading a barrel of clams for him.

Rose apologizes to Father Leahy for the TV series _______ being cancelled.

OH Nuts!
09-19-2020, 10:08 AM
Bewitched

Who tried to hold Fernando for random but failed?

ThisLittlePiggy
09-20-2020, 10:53 AM
Sophia tried to hold Fernando for ransom to make a quick buck but failed.

Who is Fernando?

OH Nuts!
10-26-2020, 03:11 PM
One of Blanche’s lovers.

Rose rescues Fernando from....

ThisLittlePiggy
10-29-2020, 08:17 AM
Rose rescues Fernando from the East River.

Miles' birthday is coming up, so Blanche convinces Rose to present him a naughty picture of ___________.

OH Nuts!
10-29-2020, 09:52 AM
Julio Iglesias


Fernando was Rose’s .....

ThisLittlePiggy
11-07-2020, 03:04 AM
Fernando was Rose’s first love in grade school.

Who was Jasper DeKimmel?

OH Nuts!
11-07-2020, 09:53 AM
An ornery former rodeo rider.

Who rescues Fernando?

ThisLittlePiggy
11-11-2020, 10:45 AM
Jasper DeKimmel rescues Fernando from the East River and then they elope together.

Who or what was Big Daddy?

OH Nuts!
11-11-2020, 11:31 AM
A giant tarantula Rose kept as a pet.

Who was ALWAYS horny?

ThisLittlePiggy
11-12-2020, 10:41 AM
Rose's giant tarantula was always horny!

Where did Sophia meet Alvin Newcastle?

OH Nuts!
11-12-2020, 12:10 PM
At a Bingo game hosted by Wolfie’s.

Whose breasts “popped out” while rehearsing for a play?

ThisLittlePiggy
11-15-2020, 10:05 AM
Miles' breasts “popped out” while rehearsing for a play. He was playing a woman named Millie.

Complete the lyrics:

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down a road and ____ ______

OH Nuts!
11-15-2020, 11:06 AM
Got a flat tire

Dorothy has a bad dream about the game show..........

ThisLittlePiggy
11-16-2020, 11:38 PM
Dorothy has a bad dream about the game show 25 Words or Less.

According to Rose what is Geneukenfleuken cake?

OH Nuts!
11-16-2020, 11:51 PM
A cream cake garnished with herring fillets

Rose and Sophia compete for the affections of .....

ThisLittlePiggy
11-17-2020, 10:35 AM
Rose and Sophia compete for the affections of a herring fisherman.

What did Rose say they taught on the one day of school in which she cut?

OH Nuts!
11-17-2020, 11:58 AM
How to make herring linzer tarts

Blanche has trouble accepting that her brother is going to marry a ......

ThisLittlePiggy
11-18-2020, 10:32 AM
Blanche has trouble accepting that her brother is going to marry a herring fisherman.

As Dorothy and Lucas prepare to get married, they try to persuade Sophia to _________.

OH Nuts!
02-07-2021, 10:41 PM
Sing Oh Promise Me

In an ep, Rose is afraid she got ......from a transfusion.

ThisLittlePiggy
02-08-2021, 02:38 AM
Rose is afraid she got cooties from a transfusion.

Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future and ________

OH Nuts!
02-08-2021, 02:40 AM
They all grew beards

Fernando is Rose’s beloved....

ThisLittlePiggy
02-12-2021, 10:27 AM
Fernando is Rose’s beloved duck.

Who is Charmaine Gertrude Hollingsworth?

OH Nuts!
02-12-2021, 11:05 AM
A former cheerleader at Floozie Tech, Blanche’s Alma mater.

In an ep, Blanche and Sophia fight over the same man. What was his name?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-18-2021, 01:55 AM
Blanche and Sophia fight over the same man named Redd Foxx.

An adult education teacher offers Blanche a passing grade in his course if she ________.

OH Nuts!
02-18-2021, 02:02 AM
Will cook him grits.

Sophia’s son likes to dress up in....

bandonurse
02-18-2021, 02:49 PM
Halloween costumes.

Rose dated Buddy before she ultimately married.........

ThisLittlePiggy
02-20-2021, 01:09 AM
Rose dated Buddy before she ultimately married Bob Hope.

Who is Rebecca Devereaux?

OH Nuts!
02-20-2021, 03:13 AM
Blanche’s gold-digging sister

Who told Fidel she was going to take a hot steamy bath?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-20-2021, 09:34 AM
Dorothy told Fidel she was going to take a hot steamy bath.

How do the graduates at Blanche's sorority reunion make her feel?

OH Nuts!
02-20-2021, 12:39 PM
Like breaking out into dance.

Stan left Dorothy for a young....

ThisLittlePiggy
02-24-2021, 10:39 AM
Stan left Dorothy for a young Liberace.

Who is Mister Terrific?

OH Nuts!
02-24-2021, 01:10 PM
Stan in one of Phil’s smarter outfits.

Sophia thought she was a bad mother because her son Phil liked...

ThisLittlePiggy
02-25-2021, 07:02 AM
Sophia thought she was a bad mother because her son Phil liked to put ketchup on her meat loaf.

Blanche decides to use her work bonus to have her ______ enlarged.

OH Nuts!
02-25-2021, 01:31 PM
Feet

Roses’s beloved teddy bear was named .....

ThisLittlePiggy
02-26-2021, 10:10 AM
Rose’s beloved teddy bear was named Theodore.

Who or what is Mr. Ha-Ha?

OH Nuts!
02-26-2021, 10:59 AM
An elderly Burlesque comedian Sophia is sweet on.

How does Rose get Fernando back?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-27-2021, 03:42 AM
Rose gets Fernando back by paying ransom the note asked for. $29.99 in pennies

Blanche tries to lure men by placing an ad for a _______.

Sven
04-19-2021, 10:10 AM
A Yacht

Stan is able to cope with his love for Dorothy by carrying around a_____?

OH Nuts!
04-19-2021, 09:32 PM
Hula hoop

How does Rose get Fernando back?

ThisLittlePiggy
05-23-2021, 06:38 PM
Rose gets Fernando back by beating the kidnapper with her purse until he returns him.

Blanche is the prime suspect in a real-life ________.

OH Nuts!
05-23-2021, 08:34 PM
Three way.

Sophia and Blanche fight over womanizer …..

ThisLittlePiggy
05-30-2021, 07:19 PM
Sophia and Blanche fight over womanizer Liberace!

Sophia has a daughter named _______.