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Frank Gannucci
08-14-2024, 07:40 AM
The Honeymooners gang returns from Atlantic City:

(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive back at the apartment building.)

Ralph (yells): “WILL YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE?”

Alice (yells): “WHY DON’T YOU ADMIT IT THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE DRINKING TOO MUCH BEER AT THE CONVENTION AND STREAKED YOUR WAY INTO THE CASINO?”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!” (to Alice, yells): “OK! I ADMIT IT! I DRANK TOO MUCH.”

Alice: “You also gambled all our money because you didn’t know when to stop.”

Ralph: “I just wanted for us to be rich. Don’t you want to be rich Alice?”

Alice: “Yes but I want to be rich with a million dollars or such. Not with $1.”

Ed: “At least we made the Raccoon Lodge Facebook page.”

Ralph: “We did.”

Ed: “Yeah. There you are with pie all over your face since you got drunk one night one and fell into pies. Hahaha!”

Ralph (yells): “OK NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP!”

(Ralph wants to fight Ed but the wives try to separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)