Frank Gannucci
08-14-2024, 07:40 AM
The Honeymooners gang returns from Atlantic City:
(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive back at the apartment building.)
Ralph (yells): “WILL YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE?”
Alice (yells): “WHY DON’T YOU ADMIT IT THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE DRINKING TOO MUCH BEER AT THE CONVENTION AND STREAKED YOUR WAY INTO THE CASINO?”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!” (to Alice, yells): “OK! I ADMIT IT! I DRANK TOO MUCH.”
Alice: “You also gambled all our money because you didn’t know when to stop.”
Ralph: “I just wanted for us to be rich. Don’t you want to be rich Alice?”
Alice: “Yes but I want to be rich with a million dollars or such. Not with $1.”
Ed: “At least we made the Raccoon Lodge Facebook page.”
Ralph: “We did.”
Ed: “Yeah. There you are with pie all over your face since you got drunk one night one and fell into pies. Hahaha!”
Ralph (yells): “OK NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP!”
(Ralph wants to fight Ed but the wives try to separate them.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive back at the apartment building.)
Ralph (yells): “WILL YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE?”
Alice (yells): “WHY DON’T YOU ADMIT IT THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE DRINKING TOO MUCH BEER AT THE CONVENTION AND STREAKED YOUR WAY INTO THE CASINO?”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!” (to Alice, yells): “OK! I ADMIT IT! I DRANK TOO MUCH.”
Alice: “You also gambled all our money because you didn’t know when to stop.”
Ralph: “I just wanted for us to be rich. Don’t you want to be rich Alice?”
Alice: “Yes but I want to be rich with a million dollars or such. Not with $1.”
Ed: “At least we made the Raccoon Lodge Facebook page.”
Ralph: “We did.”
Ed: “Yeah. There you are with pie all over your face since you got drunk one night one and fell into pies. Hahaha!”
Ralph (yells): “OK NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP!”
(Ralph wants to fight Ed but the wives try to separate them.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)