The Honeymooners gang goes to a Raccoon Convention in Atlantic City:

(The Kramdens and Nortons are packing Ed’s car.)

Ed: “Boy, what fun we are going to have at this year’s convention. Remember last year when the cops were trying to catch those Raccoons who were dropping paper bags full of water out the hotel window? I didn’t let that stop me. I continued to do it.”

Ralph: “What happened?”

Ed: “I almost drowned. The window was closed.”

Ralph: “With you doing that, that figures.”

Alice: “I hope that you two don’t go crazy and waste your money by gambling.”

Ralph: “Alice, if there’s one thing you should know is that I’m responsible.”

Alice: “Oh sure you are. That’s why you gambled your entire two week paycheck because you were too obsessed about walking out that casino with more money than Bill Gates.”

Ed: “Think of all the pizza he would eat with that money. That money would be enough to keep him in pizza for the rest of his life.”

Ralph: “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!”

(They finish packing the car and go off to Atlantic City. When they arrive there, Ralph comes in the hotel room drunk and broke. Everyone notices.)

Alice: “What do you have to say for yourself Ralph? You gambled your entire two two week paychecks and you’re drunk.”

(Ralph faints in hilarious fashion.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)