The Kramdens and Nortons go on a cruise:

(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive at Fort Lauderdale. Ralph’s outfit is very loud. The girls look disgusted at him.)

Ralph: “Norton, this trip will be great. Here we are on another cruise. This time we are going to see the Atlantic Ocean.”

Ed: “I always love seeing water just before it flows into the sewer.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Alice: “I hope you two don’t make a fool of yourselves like you always do.”

Ralph: “When did we ever make fools of ourselves on vacations? How many vacations have we had where we made fools of ourselves and embarrassed you girls?”

Alice: “All of ‘em.”

Ralph: “Ooooh, you are a riot. A regular riot. But, I predict that we won’t make fools of ourselves.”

(They get on the ramp to go in the ship.)

Ralph (falling off into the water, yells): “DUOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

(Ralph falls into the water. Ed laughs.)

Alice: “So much for not making a fool of yourself.”

Ed: “Ralph, you look like Moby Dick.”

Ralph (coming out of the water, yells): “OK NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP! LETS GO!”

(Ralph runs after Ed who jumps into the water to get away from Ralph.)

Trixie: “So much for that.”

(A still wet Jackie comes on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)