View Full Version : Cheers wrong answer game


Will and Grace Fanatic
10-02-2002, 10:18 PM
I've posted this in several other boards so I'll try it here. What you do is ask a question about Cheers and the next poster answers it with a wrong answer. The point is to make the wrong answers sort of funny. And it goes back and forth, answer the question then ask your own question. Understand. I'll start:


Who was Frasier's first wife?

Veggie Boyd 5556792
10-03-2002, 12:26 PM
Q- Who was Frasier's First Wife?

A- My Mom


Q- What is the point of this game?

oOShelleyLongOo
10-03-2002, 04:23 PM
Nanny G................................I dont get it

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-03-2002, 04:33 PM
the point of the game is to make the answers wrong but funny. At least it is suppose to make the answers seem funny. I've done this in the Will and Grace,Roseanne, and Seinfeld boards and it has worked. But I guess you guys here aren't into doing this kind of game.

Brian Damage
10-03-2002, 05:56 PM
This how you play:

Who was Frasier's first wife?
(Now the real answer is Nanny G. However, in this game you have to make up a wrong answer. So instead you'd say something ridiculous like Courtney Love)

After you answer the question, you then ask a question and wait for somebody else to give a fake answer and so on and so on.

If you want, we can try this again. We'll see...

When Norm enters the bar, what do the bar patrons say?

Sara Micelli
10-03-2002, 06:42 PM
[i]Originally posted by briandamage [/

When Norm enters the bar, what do the bar patrons say? [/B]

"Shiver me timbers matey."

Brian Damage
10-03-2002, 07:37 PM
Now popcornperson 2002, you'resupposed to ask a question.

Sara Micelli
10-03-2002, 10:22 PM
okay.here's the question:

What does Frasier do for a living?

¤Graced¤
10-03-2002, 11:48 PM
A circus clown

Question: What is Sam's favorite asset?

Veggie Boyd 5556792
10-04-2002, 01:03 AM
Question: What is Sam's favorite asset?

His underwear collection


Where is Woody from?

Brian Damage
10-04-2002, 02:25 PM
Arkham Asylum

When the JukeBox broke down, what did Sam use as a temporary replacement?

Sammy M. Malone
10-04-2002, 04:24 PM
Norm's Stool

What does Norm Love?

oOShelleyLongOo
10-04-2002, 06:11 PM
Turkeys!

Question: Who was Diane supposed to marry in the first episode?

Brian Damage
10-04-2002, 06:30 PM
Louie DePalma

What does Cliff do for a living?

Sammy M. Malone
10-04-2002, 07:34 PM
He works in a gay dating agency.

Who is rebecca currently dating?

Brian Damage
10-04-2002, 07:43 PM
The United States Navy

What is Melville's?

Sammy M. Malone
10-04-2002, 07:51 PM
A public Library.

What sport did Sam play?

samanddiane4eva
10-04-2002, 08:14 PM
forgive me if I'm not any good.

Chess.

What does Diane want to name her child if it's a boy.

Sammy M. Malone
10-04-2002, 08:43 PM
Conan

What friends character is diane related to?

Central Perk
10-04-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
Conan

What friends character is diane related to?

Ugly Naked Guy


What was the name of the owner of Melvilles?

Sammy M. Malone
10-04-2002, 08:58 PM
Shalalalop

Who's Norm's parents?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-04-2002, 11:49 PM
Ted Baxter and Mary Richards

What Friends actor once had a guest starring role on Cheers?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 12:20 AM
Richard.

What was sam's hairstyle?

Samsgirl xo
10-05-2002, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
Richard.

What was sam's hairstyle?

a total disaster of the 80's.

who was fraiser married to?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 12:33 AM
Cliff's Mother.

Who was sam's first wife?

Central Perk
10-05-2002, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
Cliff's Mother.

Who was sam's first wife?

Eleanor Roosevelt

What year was Cheers founded?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 10:53 AM
1538

What was sam SO good at?

Central Perk
10-05-2002, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
1538

What was sam SO good at?

Organizing his Lint Collection

What did Norm love to drink?

samanddiane4eva
10-05-2002, 11:15 AM
Orange Juice.

Who is Cliff's best friend?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 11:16 AM
Ugly Naked Guy (I know hes been used, but he cracks me up)

What was the name of the bar called?

Cheers Fanatic
10-05-2002, 11:50 AM
Ugly Naked Guy (I know hes been used, but he cracks me up)
What was the name of the bar called?

Here's mud in your eye (they say that on N@N)

What two Cheers characters had a son named Frederick?

Brian Damage
10-05-2002, 12:08 PM
Sigfreid and Roy

Who is Harry the Hat?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 12:37 PM
A Playboy Playmate.

Who was diane married to?

CheersGang3
10-05-2002, 01:22 PM
Leanne Rhymes

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 01:35 PM
now ask a question

oOShelleyLongOo
10-05-2002, 02:01 PM
(Diane was never married)

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 02:15 PM
i was trying to be funny. i cud of said "when she pretended in the last epi."

Cheers Fanatic
10-05-2002, 03:43 PM
Here, I'll ask a question so we can keep it going......

What was Carla's job?

Brian Damage
10-05-2002, 03:48 PM
Motivational Speaker

What kind of car did Sam drive?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 04:59 PM
a purple bug.

Who was sam's brother?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-05-2002, 05:17 PM
Cliff they were separated at birth.

What does Woody run for in the last episode?

Central Perk
10-05-2002, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Will and Grace Fanatic
Cliff they were separated at birth.

What does Woody run for in the last episode?

The Boston Marathon

What dead animal did Lilith keep in her purse?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 07:36 PM
Pig.

Who was frasier's first wife?

Sara Micelli
10-05-2002, 08:44 PM
Julia Roberts

What is Cliff's profession?

samanddiane4eva
10-05-2002, 08:52 PM
A butler.

What is Rebecca's nickname?

Cheers Fanatic
10-05-2002, 09:25 PM
Neurotic Cow

Who was Woody's wife?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 09:38 PM
Kirsten Storms

Why did sam and debra(1st wife)get divorced?

trinity2084
10-05-2002, 10:24 PM
Debra was having an affair with a clown.

Why do we never see Vera?

Sammy M. Malone
10-05-2002, 11:37 PM
Shes really a He.

How come margaret liked cliff?

Samsgirl xo
10-06-2002, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
Shes really a He.

How come margaret liked cliff?

To give viewers as pathetic as cliff who were watching false hope that theres someone for everyone... LOL

how come sam cares about his hair so much?

Sammy M. Malone
10-06-2002, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Samsgirl xo


To give viewers as pathetic as cliff who were watching false hope that theres someone for everyone... LOL

LOL! ok anyways..

To show he could think of other things than $3X


Why does norm love beer?

Samsgirl xo
10-06-2002, 12:35 PM
Why does norm love beer?

is this hypothetical? why do children love candy? LOL


next Q:

Why did Carla hate Diane so much?

CheersGang3
10-06-2002, 05:53 PM
Because She hit on her

Why does Sam hate Hill

Sammy M. Malone
10-06-2002, 06:56 PM
He has more hair...LOL

How did sam become interested in women so much?

Samsgirl xo
10-07-2002, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
He has more hair...LOL

How did sam become interested in women so much?

Why is the sky blue?

LOL.



Why does cliff speak?

Brian Damage
10-07-2002, 03:37 PM
It breaks up the monotony of drinking beer all day long.

Who did Cliff claim was his nextdoor neighbor?

Sammy M. Malone
10-07-2002, 04:31 PM
Mr.Potatoe Head


Who's cliff's mother?

Brian Damage
10-07-2002, 06:13 PM
Vera

What was Norm's favorite place to eat?

Sammy M. Malone
10-07-2002, 06:46 PM
The cafe'

Why did diane hate it carla

Brian Damage
10-07-2002, 07:00 PM
They had a bad break up.

What was the name of Loretta Tortelli's singing group?

purplefuzzycouch
10-07-2002, 07:10 PM
The Chipmunks

Q:Who did Lilith have an affair with?

Sammy M. Malone
10-07-2002, 07:16 PM
Norm


Where did they hang around?

purplefuzzycouch
10-07-2002, 07:20 PM
Hooters

Q.Who did Rebecca want to have a baby with?

Brian Damage
10-07-2002, 07:26 PM
Elvis

What was Coach's real name?

oOShelleyLongOo
10-07-2002, 07:36 PM
Pippie Long Stocking

Q: Why did Diane leave Cheers?

Brian Damage
10-07-2002, 07:40 PM
She went into the witness protection program.

What is Birdzilla?

Sammy M. Malone
10-07-2002, 07:52 PM
i dunno, what is? lol

Why didnt norm or carla kill cliff?

Samsgirl xo
10-07-2002, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
i dunno, what is? lol

Why didnt norm or carla kill cliff?

nobody deserved that much pleasure in a single lifetime!



Why is carla so short?

samanddiane4eva
10-07-2002, 08:30 PM
Her father was also short.

Why did Sam never marry Diane?

trinity2084
10-07-2002, 09:47 PM
He was secretly married to his cleaning lady.

Who always threatened to steal Woody's girlfriend?

Sammy M. Malone
10-07-2002, 10:23 PM
Rebecca (she has rich taste eh?)

What did rebecca love?

Brian Damage
10-08-2002, 01:45 PM
Chippendale dancers with really big...IQ's

Who did Cliff claim his potatoe looked like?

Sammy M. Malone
10-08-2002, 04:24 PM
his mom

What politician did sam date?

Brian Damage
10-08-2002, 06:39 PM
Bill Clinton

Who is Eddie LeBec?

Sammy M. Malone
10-08-2002, 08:10 PM
a retired cop-turned pornstar


When woody did the commercial, what did he advertise?

purplefuzzycouch
10-08-2002, 08:50 PM
Tampax

Q:who was Carla's first husband

Sammy M. Malone
10-08-2002, 09:38 PM
Robert Redford

Who was diane's mom?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-09-2002, 01:19 AM
Cliff's mom, Diane doesn't like people to know they are related.

Who played Rebeca's dad?

Brian Damage
10-09-2002, 01:29 PM
George Foreman

In the beginning of every episode a member of the cast would say that Cheers was filmed in front of what?

Sammy M. Malone
10-09-2002, 03:35 PM
"Cheers is filmed in front of naked playboy playmates"

Why did norm marry vera?

dlemond
10-09-2002, 04:24 PM
In order to inherit her family's Swiss cheese empire.

Who did Sam Malone play for?

Sammy M. Malone
10-09-2002, 05:45 PM
The USPS(United states postal service)

Where did cliff work?

oOShelleyLongOo
10-09-2002, 06:34 PM
@ McDonalds!

Q: Where did Lilith go to live when she wanted a divorce with Frasier?

Brian Damage
10-09-2002, 06:57 PM
"Chicago" ;)

What did Eddie LeBec do after he retired from hockey?

Sammy M. Malone
10-09-2002, 08:18 PM
He went back to school.


Who was carla's 1st husband?

dlemond
10-09-2002, 08:21 PM
Adrian Zmed.

What was Coach's daughter's name?

Sammy M. Malone
10-09-2002, 08:25 PM
Noo noo Nock(tounge click) Sha lop

Who was diane's mom?

samanddiane4eva
10-09-2002, 08:29 PM
Jeannie.

Why can't some of the characters stand each other for a long period of time?

Sammy M. Malone
10-09-2002, 08:32 PM
They're concitpated.(did i spell that right? lol)

Why didnt sam marry diane?

Samsgirl xo
10-09-2002, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
They're concitpated.(did i spell that right? lol)

Why didnt sam marry diane?

he was too afraid of the aftermath of carla.


why did cliff love florida?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-10-2002, 12:39 AM
Because the losers actually win.

Who's child did Carla have?

dlemond
10-10-2002, 10:58 AM
Dustin Diamond

Who was Evan Drake's daughter?

Sammy M. Malone
10-10-2002, 04:17 PM
Sera fina

Who was cliff's dad?

Brian Damage
10-10-2002, 06:03 PM
A test tube

What does Robin Colcord do for a living?

Sammy M. Malone
10-10-2002, 06:53 PM
He flips burgers at mcdonalds

What did evan drake do for a living?

purplefuzzycouch
10-10-2002, 07:23 PM
He worked at Gary's

Q:How did Eddie Lebec die?

dlemond
10-10-2002, 07:37 PM
He choked on a chocodile.

Who played Paul on Cheers?

Brian Damage
10-10-2002, 08:03 PM
Pauley Shore

What was Sam's nickname?

Sammy M. Malone
10-10-2002, 10:06 PM
Scaly Skin

Who was sam's best friend?

Brian Damage
10-10-2002, 10:33 PM
His corvette

Who is Al?

Sammy M. Malone
10-10-2002, 10:39 PM
A teenage beach bum.

Wheres woody from?

dlemond
10-10-2002, 11:15 PM
Burger King, home of the Whopper.

What was Rebecca's dad's job?

Brian Damage
10-10-2002, 11:18 PM
His mommy's belly

Where did Sam propose to Diane?

Brian Damage
10-10-2002, 11:20 PM
OOPS too slow I'll try again.

Ted Dansons personal assistant

Where Did Sam propose to Diane?

dlemond
10-10-2002, 11:27 PM
In a washing machine after being shrunk by Rick Moranis.

Where did Robin hide his money belt?

Brian Damage
10-11-2002, 12:21 AM
up his @$$ ;)

Who did Sam hire to take Diane out for the evening?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-11-2002, 01:08 AM
Richard Simmons

In the last episode, what did Diane win an award for?

dlemond
10-11-2002, 10:51 AM
Pornstar of the year


Who won the beard contest at Cheers?

Brian Damage
10-11-2002, 01:33 PM
Carla

What elected office did Woody run for?

dlemond
10-11-2002, 01:37 PM
Mayor of Funkytown

What is Kelly's last name?

Sammy M. Malone
10-11-2002, 04:14 PM
Bunker.


Who proposed to rebecca in the end?

dlemond
10-11-2002, 05:09 PM
Juan Valdez


Who was Woody's girfriend in Indiana?

¤Graced¤
10-11-2002, 05:21 PM
Dolly Parton

Who did Diane bring to pretend to be her husband in the last ep?

dlemond
10-11-2002, 05:32 PM
Janet Reno


Where did Diane go after she ran off on Fraiser?

samanddiane4eva
10-11-2002, 06:16 PM
Sri Lanka.

What is Lilith's profession?

Brian Damage
10-11-2002, 06:25 PM
Mob boss

Who is John Allen Hill?

Sammy M. Malone
10-11-2002, 06:27 PM
A hitman.

Who was diane born to walk with?

Brian Damage
10-11-2002, 06:35 PM
Chuckles the Clown

Where was Sam and Diane's favorite hideaway?

samanddiane4eva
10-11-2002, 06:39 PM
The sewer.

What does Frasier do for a living?

Sammy M. Malone
10-11-2002, 06:44 PM
Hes a gun salesman.

What does norm do 4 a living?

CheersGang3
10-11-2002, 06:49 PM
He's a male prostitute

What was the name of Fraiser dog that he gave to Sam

Sammy M. Malone
10-11-2002, 07:29 PM
Sparky.

Where did diane and frasier go away?

dlemond
10-11-2002, 07:33 PM
Tegucigalpa

Who played Serafina?

DJM77
10-11-2002, 08:20 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Who played Harry the hat?

dlemond
10-11-2002, 08:27 PM
Frank Stallone

What was the name of the bar that competed with Cheers?

Sammy M. Malone
10-11-2002, 08:38 PM
Macy's

What did the gang(boys) sing when they were in front of garys naked?

dlemond
10-11-2002, 08:45 PM
How Deep is Your Love

What book did Sam read to impress Diane?

Sammy M. Malone
10-11-2002, 09:16 PM
The little engine that could.

Who was diane engaged to be married to in the beginning?

purplefuzzycouch
10-11-2002, 10:12 PM
Robin Colcord

Q:Who did Diane not get a long with?

dlemond
10-12-2002, 12:12 AM
Jimmy Stewart

Who didn't know there was pre-made bloody mary mix?

Sammy M. Malone
10-12-2002, 09:36 AM
Paul


When did cheers open?

dlemond
10-12-2002, 11:50 AM
December 16, 1773

How did Cliff try to stop the tearing down of his house?

Sammy M. Malone
10-12-2002, 01:50 PM
He threw a bomb in it.(doesnt make sense but cliff didnt either)


Where did sam shoot himself?

CheersGang3
10-12-2002, 02:45 PM
On top of old smokey

What problem did Carla have with the IRS

Sammy M. Malone
10-12-2002, 04:42 PM
she was in love w/a girl that worked there.


Who did frasier sleep with when lilith walked in?

dlemond
10-12-2002, 05:39 PM
Siegfried & Roy

What was Fraiser running around the bar with?

Sammy M. Malone
10-12-2002, 06:17 PM
Cows

What did cliff say in his jokes that lilith always laughed at?(wat i mean is when he wud say "whats up with that?"

samanddiane4eva
10-13-2002, 03:15 PM
Laugh at me please.

How come Sam can't stand Diane?

Sammy M. Malone
10-13-2002, 03:58 PM
She refuses to take a vow of silence.

What was carla and eddie's song?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-14-2002, 12:29 AM
Jeanie in a Bottle

How did Woody become so stupid?

Central Perk
10-14-2002, 01:42 PM
He went to college at Harvard.

What was the name of the place in which Diane met Frasier?

CheersGang3
10-14-2002, 04:27 PM
Red Lobster

How many kids does Carla have

Sammy M. Malone
10-14-2002, 04:36 PM
None they were hired actors.


Where does cheers take place?

Brian Damage
10-14-2002, 05:04 PM
NBC Studios in beautiful downtown Burbank

Who was Sam's arch rival in baseball?

purplefuzzycouch
10-14-2002, 07:06 PM
George Bush

Q:What was the name of the owner of melvilles?

Brian Damage
10-14-2002, 07:10 PM
Mel Ville

Where was Carla's house located?

dlemond
10-16-2002, 03:20 PM
Next to Matt Foley's van down by the river.

What was the name of the girl Sam was fixing a drink for in Mexico?

trinity2084
10-16-2002, 06:08 PM
Grenadine

What were the last words ever said on the show?

CheersGang3
10-16-2002, 06:36 PM
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E we will hold our banner high high high

What two things does sam love

Brian Damage
10-16-2002, 06:53 PM
His hair dye and hair piece

what is Gary's bar called?

dlemond
10-16-2002, 07:45 PM
Dead Man's Liquor Pit and Nacho Grill

What was Diane's favorite stuffed animal?