A Honeymooners Juneteenth:

(Ralph & Ed are on the park bench.)

Ralph: “I can’t believe that Juneteenth is almost here.”

Ed: “Me neither. Our newest holiday.”

Ralph: “It’s for blacks to celebrate ending of slavery.”

Ed: “A great day.”

Ralph: “Yes. I also read that Joe Biden signed it into law in 2021. That’s one good thing he did.”

Ed: “We have some black people at the Raccoon Lodge and they love this holiday.”

Ralph: “Yes and our Raccoons are gonna celebrate it this June 19th. We even made a song and going to howl at the end.”

Ed: “May I echo those words?”

Ralph: “You certainly may.”

(Ed raises up his cup from his lunchbox. Ralph does the same.)

Ed: “To June 18th.”

(They toast. Then they sing a song about June 18th being on June 19th.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)