Monday is Barry Williams' 48th B-day!

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Barry Williams...Barry Williams...oh yeah, that egghead kid from the Christmas episode. Listen up, kid, 'cause you just might need this someday. You think you're unique, special, one-of-a-kind, "hot stuff"... a young kid, up and coming, fairly good-looking, moderately talented, could probably act his way out of a paper bag, if it were a small bag and he had a map...he gets a break, hits the big time, gets himself invited to the parties, the premieres, the coffee joints, the opium dens, the "love-ins", the turn-ons, the bashes, the crashes, the bath houses...the "pleasure pits" where the love is free and the only price you pay is your soul...and then one day you get "turned on" to your first taste of pot, grass, reefer, dope, gage, Mary Jane, Lincoln's Birthday...you try a few puffs of "joint" and then suddenly you go from being an up-and-comer to a down-and-outer...hopped up on happy weed and headed for a one-way trip to Nowheresville on the next bus outta town...yeah, I've seen your kind, kid, I've been a cop long enough to see 'em all...the jerks, the punks, the creeps, the gang-bangers, the pill-poppers, the pud-knockers...not to mention the certified public accountants...and they all had one thing in common with you, kid...they all had birthdays. Happy birthday, kid. Now get outta here.

Happy Late 48th Birthday To Barry Williams A.K.A. Greg Brady And Many More.

Aaron The News Repoter