Veeeeerrrrry goood Maestro.

Ah, Brian D. is back.
I'll leave you all this.
(should be tuff, it's a clean one, but I think tuff :) )

Answer:
The Insomnia Cafe

Oh great, i finally catch an answer and have no clue to the question. What is the name for Monk's in the Bizarro world?

You got me too.

What is the original name of the show which followed Seinfeld for a while? (and turned into Friends)

That sounds accurate.

These Maestros are tricky :happyface

Tell me about it.

Good guesses, but fake, fake, fake..

It was a coffee shop in [prob] 1 epi.
Kramer went into it, tell me why it is signifcant, & control is yours (in the form a question, of course).

I didnt think Cosmo left the building in epi 1, it had been 10 years! :lol:

Not episode #1, it appeared in probably just one (or 2) episode(s), no more.

Where is the place Kramer met Fred Savage?

Well my conducting buddy I am certain my answer is also right, but I do not have the proof right now to back it up. I am appealing to Merv Griffen to overrule you. :mrt:
I pity the fool who dont say The Maestro always right. But if your looking for a different right answer so be it.

Uh Oh, a battle of the Maestros :D

"Where is the place Kramer met Fred Savage?" is spot on.
The Trip (1) #41
Brian Damage controls, nice job.

That Title may have also been used on 'Friends,' but in this game I will generally "Keep the questions about Seinfeld the show, the plots & such trivia" (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46486).

;)

This is the item that made Uncle leo sick in the hotel room.

What are macadamia nuts?

No more nuts puke:

I told them to send an Asian woman :lol:

wickthayer has control

This was on the Bubble Boy's dad's hat.

good one. What is Deer?

Good guess, but thats not it. I am talking about when he was in the cafe talking to Jerry and Elaine, he may have had a different cap on when they showed him later I guess. Also as a bonus, do you know who the bubble boy dad is related to?

What is Yohoo?

That's what he delivered but not what his hat said.

He's related to Bill Murray.

As far as the other part of your question goes, I have no idea.

What are Mack trucks?

(also a guess, thought I remember a bulldog)

(old truckers never die.... they just get their Peterbilt :rolleyes: )

What is W 73?

does that mean anything?

Hey Wick take a break from the foundation and lay the correct question on us. :wave:

Maestro got it. I thought that was a stumper.

Which Maestro?

He must mean The one and only me :)

I am a repository of useless information.

Answer: He was working in the Texas School Book repository on November 22, 1963.

I thought this was Seinfeld trivia, not he history channel:lol:

Who is Elaine's uncle?

I will accept that Sinatra.

;)

and the answer is: According to Kramer he eats horse all the time.

Who is Jay Reimenschneider?
The Seven #123

(definitely looked up that last name)
&
(wick, I'm curious, was it W 73 on the hat? You confirmed Maestro, that was TheMaestro... this is more double trouble than dual cool.)

Who is Jay Reimenschneider?

Correct Maestro.

answer:
Klein

What is Jerry's bike?

What was the last name of the bastard who stold Kramer's Beach scent idea?

"What brand is Jer's green bike? = correct
In most episodes.
Brian Damage controls.

(the white one & the 2-tone are differnet brands :D )

oh:rolleyes:

This was Art Vandelay's original name.

I should have worded it somehow different, wasn't thinking of ol' Calvin, that was obvious.
Oh well, Brian chimed 1st any-who.
lates-

What is Art Corvelay?

wtf... 1 more...

Incorrect

Who is Bert Harbinson?

Who is Burt Harbinson?

Hate the speed of the Maestro :mad:

:lol:

Maestro wins it by a half second.

I'll leave w/ one that should be tough... we'll see.

answer:
Friends O' Clyde

mutter #$(*# d mutter *(#$&#(*:argue:

got to run though.

What is the name of Jerry's softball team?
i think the first name

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Hate the speed of the Maestro :mad:
that's what she said :(

:D

You need to learn the move ;)

Who's got control? :crazy:

Excellent sinatrastar! Your game.
What was on the jersys? or What was the name of the team? is what I was after. Another hard one I don't think shows on the scripts, maybe it does.

Pinch or swirl?

What are the different endings to the move?

I doubt that would be in any of the scripts, unless it was a very descriptive one. Im a swirl man myself, but the pinch might be necessary depending on the weight difference.

Back to the game:

Kramer suspected he was Dutch.

Who is Tod Gack?

(sorry brian, you got thrown off w/ my comment/question to sinatrastar re: the move :D )

I didnt think it was that easy. Maestro takes it back.

answer: The Ukraine

(I guess I'm still logged on)

What is the location where Newman still had armies in the game of Risk?

Also What is the home country of the subway rider who went ballistic and kiboshed the board?

Correct.

TheMaestro in control.

"The Ukraine is NOT WEAK!"

This is where George travelled to to give a snappy comeback.

What is akron? Although I think I am in control here!!!

Correct you are in control.

Thank you.

He was he supplier of Kramer's police tape.

Who is Doug?

Correct.

This is what Bette Midler wanted from Kramer at the hospital.

What is love and comfort? :love:

What is a Black & White cookie?
The Understudy #110

What is: White meated turkey sandwich and a black and white (shadow) cookie? (and love and comfort) (and cole slaw?)

Originally posted by Maestro
What is a Black & White cookie?
The Understudy #110

You did it again! :mad:

I guess Brian got drunk after the Yankee win and is out partying.

And he is still hungover.

I'm back Maestro has it.

Originally posted by sinatrastar
I guess Brian got drunk after the Yankee win and is out partying.

I refuse to do that until they win it all....which I doubt they will.

:mad:

answer:
George wanted to watch this TV show during his de-compression

This is just a guess...


Who is Oprah?

na...

answer:
George wanted to watch this TV show during his de-compression making Jer think George was
"really packing it all in." <=:rolleyes:

What is the White Shadow?

I guess you say what can make me feel this way my girl my girl my girl talkin bout my girl.

TheMaestro correct w/ "What is the White Shadow?"
The Summer Of George #156

sinatrastar sort'a mentioned Salami, Coolidge & the gang a few posts back-
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/1004/photo/shadow4_i.jpg
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/1004/photo/shadow2_i.jpg

An apparent co-worker of George, he shamed George into telephoning a woman who smiled at George.

Who is Lloyd Braun?
The Phone Message #9

Originally posted by Maestro
Who is Lloyd Braun?
The Phone Message #9


You are correct with Lloyd! I did not think it was Braun though?

Originally posted by TheMaestro
not think it was Braun though?
I figure if George is telling a "Lloyd-burned-me-story," it must be Braun... but that is deductive reasoning, & prob open for debate.
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answer:
Elaine told this guy her name was just "Elaine," like Cher (no last name).

Who was the pencil store guy?

"Who was the stationary store guy?" is correct.
The Big Salad #88

sinatrastar controls.

Jerry invested in this device to secure his home from break-ins.

What is this most impenetrable lock on the market today, insurance subtituting, Clapgo D. 29 thingy?
The Robbery #3

You just have to close the dog-gone door!
:D

You are correct Maestro. How did you know where to find it?

answer:
Besides the green Klein, these are the other 2 colors of of bike that hung in Jer's apt.
(one of the colors will gain you control, both would be nutz!)
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sinatrastar, I have a pretty decent refencing method and some decent resources, + just a little SeinGeeky.
I've reviewed a few epis myself for my never-to-be-completed EnSeinclopedia- An Episode Trivia Guide. If that were completed it would be very comprehensive (for our type triv). Some day I'll post a page (epi) here if you like.
cya

what are silver, blue? I dont remember Jerry having a bike in his apartment.

LOL Maestro - I meant that the black and white cookie is usually called a "shadow cookie" in my neighborhood. I was not making a reference to the white shadow.

Some day I'll post a page (epi) here if you like.

Of course.

What is white and blue?

What is black and white and red all over?

The newspaper that said Jerry and George were gay?

Looks like a guess, but sinatrastar gains control with "What are silver/blue?"
Tough to give it to you if you say you didn't know Jer had a bike [hanging] in his apt :p
Watch your next epi & see the green one, you won't miss it now :)
Even the bizarro Jer-Kevin had a unicycle hanging, the bike is standard.

The green one is BY FAR the most common. The all white one is definitely second, but a few episodes had a silver/grey over blue one (see The Mango #65 for one).
Brian woulda' nailed that but blue eyes got lucky :D

My comment about the bike was a joke ;) I thought I remembered hearing something about the bike changing to a silver/blue model so it was an edumacated guess.

This, according to Kramer, was a sad state of affairs.

What is marriage?

yes

Answer: 6 times a day

What is the # of times Jerry talks to George?

Initiated by George of course;)

That's not the answer I was looking for.

How many times a day does Jerry gargle?

episode #???

How many times a day does Jerry gargle?
The Dog #21

How many times a day does George's injured pet squirell need to be hand fed his meds?
the Merv Griffin Show #162

And althought not the answer you were seeking, TheMaestro is definitely correct w/ "How many times does Jerry talk to George on the phone?"
Now I can't find that epi reference.

(EDIT: changed The Dog to #21, not 121)

And althought not the answer you were seeking, TheMaestro is definitely correct w/ "How many times does Jerry talk to George on the phone?"

You said it blood brother! It was in The Dog.

new TheMaestro, in The Dog I see the phone reference is the next scene after the gargle reference.

The dog wasnt episode 121 was it? I thought it was an early one.

I should've been more specific so I'll hand over control to TheMaestro.

Which answer were you looking for?

How many times Jerry gargled a day.

So I gave the answer you were seeking, & now new maestro get control.
"Oh, I like this plan" ;)

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I should've been more specific so I'll hand over control to TheMaestro.

These were the names of the apparently gay duo who bullied Kramer, and this was the number of times they did it.

Originally posted by Maestro
So I gave the answer you were seeking, & now new maestro get control.
"Oh, I like this plan" ;)

I love it when a plan comes together. Ok not Seinfeld but there were two references to the speaker of these words ;)

Who is Cedric & Bob? What is 3 times (3 epis)?

The Soup Nazi #116 (the armoire thiefs)
The Sponge #119 (AIDs walk/no red ribbon)
The Puerto Rican Day #178 (flag burning)

Sort of a "trick" question.
You may say 2 times, because in The Soup Nazi Cedric was called Ray, both the same actor (John Paragon)

Your answer was what I was looking for. I didnt catch the Ray inconsistency.

That's why I'm Maestro ;) :lol:
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answer:
"The Shelly"

What is Jerry's building?

"What is the name of Jerry's building?" is correct, TheDrake in control.
Pretty much in half + the episodes.

"Gotta love TheDrake!"
Welcome to the game.

:D I won one.

answer: Jerry had these on his feet when he was showing off his expensive, candy striped lining, jacket to Kramer.

Bad Sneakers ;)

What are slippers?

What are red slippers?

I thought they were blue?1 but I could be wrong.

What are red, fluffy looking god-awful slippers is what I was looking for. I accept [/B]slippers[/B] since that was first. Isnt bad sneakers a song?

Yaaaaay I have control! As a famous governor once said..."I'll be back!"

This is the number of times Elaine claimed to have sex with Jerry.

What is three?

Sorry, that is incorrect.

What is 37?

(25 if you ask Jerry)

Once again Maestro has control.

answer:
The Helsinki Formula

What was the name of a movie passed up by Elaine when she was running through the TV channels?

MrCobb, that was the moment & of course not incorrect, but I'd really like to hear a certian key word in your question.

What is please?

Actually the Helsinki Formula was a hair regrowth item, similar to George's Chinese baldness cure no doubt. They had Robert Vaugn in the infomercial and I think Jerry said he had a good role in the man from U.N.C.L.E.

BobCobb in control.
Not "please"... I wanted something about The Deal #14, I thought "Helsinki" was what they were watching when when they thought of "the deal," but you're right, that passed that & saw then naked people, then thought of the deal.
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wick, is that real or a good joke going over Maestro's head? :)

It is real. Suppossed to be from some lab in Finland or something. I think it was a fraud, but that I am not sure of. It was from an era when infomercials werent on all the $&$^$^ time.

Crap :D that's right, no wonder Jer used it in the show.

http://www.headstartvitamins.com/Page3.html

Vaughn is also a reference to the A-Team I think.

Interesting facts on Helsinki.

Answer: This is who Jerry compared he and Kramer too when Kramer convinced him to keep a secret. This might be too general.

I know it but I cant think of it.

Who is secret squirrel?

I'm stumped

Think murder, Chicago

Who are Leopold and Loeb?

Nice wick, looks like I hit the forum a few minutes too late today-
Full Chi-Town gangster history lesson here :)

The Junior Mint #60

Leo. and Loeb actually were not gangsters but two kids from good families who tried to commit the perfect crime, apparently just to see if they could get away with it. You dont think of that evil stuff happening in the 1920's but it did :rolleyes:

Im ready Cobb, where you at? :wave:

Cool, heck, I'll learn something along the way :)


From the SeinSites even:
>>>Leopold and Loeb

Among the criminal celebrities of Prohibition-era Chicago, not even Al Capone was more notorious than two well-educated and highly intelligent Jewish boys from wealthy South Side families. In a meticulously planned murder scheme disguised as a kidnapping, 19-year-old Nathan Leopold and 18-year-old Richard Loeb chose 14-year-old Bobby Franks at random as their victim, abandoning his crumpled body in a culvert before his parents had a chance to respond to the ransom demand.<<<

Sorry.... back to the game when Mr. Cobb returns.
cya

Wick is right.

This is why Jerry was so perplexed about Melanie's eating habits.

What is eating one pea at a time?

Your getting there, but that does not quite lead to my answer.

Originally posted by Maestro
Cool, heck, I'll learn something along the way :)


From the SeinSites even:
>>>Leopold and Loeb

Among the criminal celebrities of Prohibition-era Chicago, not even Al Capone was more notorious than two well-educated and highly intelligent Jewish boys from wealthy South Side families. In a meticulously planned murder scheme disguised as a kidnapping, 19-year-old Nathan Leopold and 18-year-old Richard Loeb chose 14-year-old Bobby Franks at random as their victim, abandoning his crumpled body in a culvert before his parents had a chance to respond to the ransom demand.<<<

Sorry.... back to the game when Mr. Cobb returns.
cya

Franks was even a cousin of one of them I think.

Why does Melanie scoop her corn niblets, yet eat her peas only one at a time?
The Engagement #111

Maestro gets it. The difference in the two is what really vexed, or perplexed Seinfeld.

answer:
Morning Mist.

What is one of the many moods of George?

"What is one of the many moods of George Costanza?"
or
"Which one of George's many moods of clothing did he wear for his trip to LA?" is correct.
The Trip 1 #41

Brian Damage controls.

Answer: St. Louis

Where does Elaine's sister live?

correct

This was the brand of car that George dumped his coffee on and was forced to clean up.

Mecedes Benz
The Gymnist #92

close

What is a Cadillac?

What was a BMW?

BMW is correct. Your up Cobb.

While discussing whether Jerry was invited to Tim Whatley's Thanksgiving Day Parade Party with Kramer and Jerry, George was reading this.

What is Mad magazine?

What is the New Yorker?

What is National Geographic?

(I like KnightFalls answer)

You guys are on the right track.

What is Glamour Magazine?
The Mom & Pop Store #94

What is EarthWatch

Here's another:

This is how Kramer got to Karate class.

What is a carpool with Mrs. Zanfino?

(Earthwatch huh/?/?/... nice BobCobb, a legit stumper :) )

Correct senior Damage.

Well Maestro every once in a while I have to avenge my lost name!

This where Jerry met Laura.

What is on the love boat?

:lol: Nice try...but no!

:mad:

What is Michigan?

Good News, Bad News

(wait for Brian's confirm :) )

correct....I also would've accepted Lansing.

This may be a toughy...

George had a misunderstanding about this, and also called somebody this.

What is Koko?

What is bulimic?
The Switch #97

Good one DarwinEx, not sure but I don't think either of us got it... I'll keep thinking on it, it's toughly worded.

Neither of those is correct, although in a broad sense they may be. I was trying to avoid script-evident answers/questions which leads to some ambiguity sometimes. Let me add to the 'answer':

George had misunderstandings about this in one episode, and also called somebody this in a different episode. (The this thing is the same word)

you got me.

What is a cure for baldness?

a SeinStumper.

Good Guess MillenniumMan831, but not it. Let me make the answer more specific again.


George had misunderstandings about this in one episode, and also mistakenly thought this was someones name in a different episode. (The this thing is the same word) This was also an episode name.

The Busboy #17
The Bubbleboy #47
The Virgin #50
The Susie #149
Obviously, I don't know the answer... but I'm dyin' to find out :)

The Jimmy?

<------ One last clue.

the foundation???

The Soul Mate #136

Who did George think was named the soulmate or the foundation? :lol: My brain is getting fried on this one.:crazy:

What is Wink?

George had misunderstandings about his wink in The Wink, and when meeting Wick (Wyck) he called him "Wink". The last clue was pointing at a picture of Wyck but I guess that didnt help.

These were the explorers favored by Jerry and George.

(Not bad wink, that was legit :)
Plus, any answer that is an epi title is solid.)

Who is Magellan and DeSoto (respectivley)?
The Boyfriend 2 #35

Originally posted by wickthayer
What is Wink?

George had misunderstandings about his wink in The Wink, and when meeting Wick (Wyck) he called him "Wink". The last clue was pointing at a picture of Wyck but I guess that didnt help.
Now it seems so easy ;)

I think you got this one Maestro.

Maestro controls

answer:
2.6 million dollars (estimated)

(again, nice play on that last one wick :) )

This is a tough one. What is your annual salary?

What was the estimated worth of Susan's doll collection?
(Continuing on the Wyck, Wick, Wink, Foundation theme no doubt)

You guys make me proud.

;) ;) Correct BobCobb!
The Foundation #135

(Gee, you think I dig that logo :D
Niiice... did you make that? You know I'll be wanting to "borrow" that to use somewhere :) )

I did not make that, I think it is a European type equivelent to master card. I am all over any props I can give to the Maestro theme and my name that was forcibly kicked to the curb by a selfish poster who is only interested in aggrandizing his name at the expense of decent hard working postal employees who tirelessly wor.. NEWMAN!!

That was supposed to be a Newman rant cut off in mid-stream if it is not evident ;)



http://www.ziraatbosnia.com/maestro.htm

When arriving at the sign in area for the Aids Walk, Kramer "pulled a Kramer" by doing this.

What is refusing to wear a red ribbon?

That is not correct star, he did something prior to that.

I know!!! He bumped into the cardtable where you sign in and get your ribbon. The table almost collapsed, but he grabbed it and fixed it! Daaaang I'm good.

You are good. Your turn now to post an answer Dutabi84.

Ok...When at the coffee shop, Kramer recieved a sandwich he was unsatisfied with. To Jerry's dismay, Kramer began to do what?

What is mess up Jerry's sandwich also?

This iiis SeinJeopardy.

Name noted, but it sure sounds like Elaine calls him Littman in that first episode. Maestro your at the plate on the episode game .......

Ding Ding! You are correct.

sinatrastar, your clean, you brought us back. I was refering to phrasing the "answer" so the responder could leave an appropriate "question."

Lippman was a just 2nd thing, it is a "P."

Answer: Harry Fong.

What does George claim to Jerry was the name of the man he scalped opera tickets to?

The Opera #49

I would say George told Susan that was the guy's name, I dont think he ever told Jerry that. But your question qualifies as correct.

Susan it was... I shoulda looked 1st.
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answer:
Jer claims these people are not novelty acts that you hire her out for weddings and bar mitzvas.

What are lip readers?

Of course :)

The Lip Reader & the lovely Marlee Matlin

Answer: This is what made a lightbulb go off in Newman's head and set off the great bottle deposit collecting effort.

What is the Mother's Day AKA the mother of all mail days?

The Bottle Deposit 1 #131

Can you be more specific?

What is a photo of Newmy's mama?

Dead on Maestro - you are up!

Harry Flemming

Who is the gentleman Morty went to work for when he invented the beltless trench or raincoat?

Who is the guy who used to have an office in Elaine's building?

Who is the gentleman Morty went to work for? [when he invented the beltless trench or raincoat?] is correct, it's your answer BobCobb.

The Pony Remark #7
The Raincoats 1 #82
THe Money #146

This name is really bad.



Jeopardy Answer: 118 and 856.


My guess is this one is impossible.