Oh Lurch, the gentle giant of the Addams clan
With his towering height, but a heart so grand
Misunderstood by those who judge by size
But your kindness and love, oh how it mesmerizes

Behind your stoic expression lies a soul so pure
A heart of gold that shines for sure
Your presence, so calming, in the midst of chaos
Bringing peace and comfort, without any fuss

You may be feared by some, with your hulking frame
But to those who know you, you're not the same
For you are a friend, a protector, a gentle soul
And oh, how you cried when your harpsicord was sold
With a heart so big, it could never be controlled

Always with a serious tone, yet comedy would often be around
With your antics, responses, and reactions
And when you learned to dance, we saw Lurch knew how to get down
Always in the background but somehow manages to be part of the action

Your loyalty knows no bounds, to the Addams name
A family so unique, yet you love them all the same
From Morticia to Wednesday, and little Pugsley too
You're always there, with a smile so true
You may not speak much, but your actions speak loud
A silent guardian, standing tall and proud
With each gentle touch, you melt away the fear
And show the world, that kindness is always near

So here's to you, dear Lurch, the gentle giant of Addams hall
With your quiet strength, you stand above all
A shining example of love and acceptance
In a world that often lacks such benevolence

May your presence continue to shine, oh Lurch
For you are truly one of a kind, a gentle giant worth
More than words can say, for you are loved and adored
Our dear Lurch, the gentle giant of the Addams horde.