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Frank Gannucci
04-11-2024, 06:40 PM
The Honeymooners gang returns from Egypt:

(The Kramdens and Norton’s return home.)

Ralph: “What a DANDY trip.”

Ed: “You can say that again Ralph. I loved looking in the sewers of Cairo.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “I see that you did.”

Alice: “If you didn’t embarrass me Ralph.”

Ralph: “What are you talking about? So what if I drank a little too much.”

Trixie: “A little too much? You drank so much, you fell into the Nile River.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”

Alice: “We learned how to walk like Egyptians.”

(They all laugh.)

Ralph: “We can all agree that Egypt is great.”

(They all sing a song about Egypt.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)