Frank Gannucci
03-13-2024, 02:46 PM
A Honeymooners St. Patty’s Day:
(Ralph & Ed are in a flea market. They see the Legend of Zelda and Zelda 2 NES games. They see they are gold.)
Ralph: “Huminahumina.”
Ed: “Gold Ralph. These are gold.”
Ralph: “We got to pay the $1 for these and pawn them off at the pawn shop tomorrow Norton on St. Patty’s Day. They are gold Norton. We will be rich. Open up your wallet.”
(Ed does and grabs the games by hoisting them in the air like Link in the Zelda games does.)
Ed: “Va-va-va-voom!”
(They buy the games and when they return home to tell the girls their plan, the girls think that they are nuts.)
Ralph: “What’s the matter with you two? Don’t you want to be rich?”
Alice: “Ralph, you two are not going to get rich by pawning off those $1 games.”
Ralph: “That shows how much you know. We will be rich and when we rake in the dough and photographers come by to take pictures of us, you won’t be in the pictures.”
Alice (sarcastically): “From this blow, I may never recover.”
Trixie: “Think about this Ed.”
Ed: “I don’t have to think. I know.”
Alice: “You know what? We don’t care.”
Trixie: “No, we don’t.”
(The girls go inside the Kramden bedroom.)
Ralph: “When we get the money, it won’t be a mere bag of shells.”
(They go to the pawn shop. They meet the male owner.)
Ralph: “We’re ready to become rich. We’re pawning these off.”
Man: “Wow!”
Ralph: “How much are they worth? Get the bag Norton.”
Man: “Considering how these games look. 50 cents each.”
Ed: “Ooooh boy.”
(Ralph is depressed as he gets the money. Another man comes by with a rare copy of Nintendo World Championships in gold. In real life, it’s rare and worth A LOT of money.)
Man #2: “I’m pawning this item that I got at the flea market that these two guys were at.”
Man: “It’s worth a million dollars.”
(Ralph and Ed faint.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach St. Patty’s Days and the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed are in a flea market. They see the Legend of Zelda and Zelda 2 NES games. They see they are gold.)
Ralph: “Huminahumina.”
Ed: “Gold Ralph. These are gold.”
Ralph: “We got to pay the $1 for these and pawn them off at the pawn shop tomorrow Norton on St. Patty’s Day. They are gold Norton. We will be rich. Open up your wallet.”
(Ed does and grabs the games by hoisting them in the air like Link in the Zelda games does.)
Ed: “Va-va-va-voom!”
(They buy the games and when they return home to tell the girls their plan, the girls think that they are nuts.)
Ralph: “What’s the matter with you two? Don’t you want to be rich?”
Alice: “Ralph, you two are not going to get rich by pawning off those $1 games.”
Ralph: “That shows how much you know. We will be rich and when we rake in the dough and photographers come by to take pictures of us, you won’t be in the pictures.”
Alice (sarcastically): “From this blow, I may never recover.”
Trixie: “Think about this Ed.”
Ed: “I don’t have to think. I know.”
Alice: “You know what? We don’t care.”
Trixie: “No, we don’t.”
(The girls go inside the Kramden bedroom.)
Ralph: “When we get the money, it won’t be a mere bag of shells.”
(They go to the pawn shop. They meet the male owner.)
Ralph: “We’re ready to become rich. We’re pawning these off.”
Man: “Wow!”
Ralph: “How much are they worth? Get the bag Norton.”
Man: “Considering how these games look. 50 cents each.”
Ed: “Ooooh boy.”
(Ralph is depressed as he gets the money. Another man comes by with a rare copy of Nintendo World Championships in gold. In real life, it’s rare and worth A LOT of money.)
Man #2: “I’m pawning this item that I got at the flea market that these two guys were at.”
Man: “It’s worth a million dollars.”
(Ralph and Ed faint.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach St. Patty’s Days and the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)