An I Love Lucy St. Patty’s Day:

(Lucy is following Ricky around the house on St. Patty’s Day.)

Lucy: “Now Ricky.”

Ricky: “Lucy, I’m telling you. There is no hidden treasure in the vents of the Club Babalu.”

Lucy: “Ricky, it has to be. I read it on the Internet and if it’s in the Internet, it MUST be true.”

(Ricky laughs.)

Ricky: “Lucy, you will believe ANYTHING do you? Now look, I’m doing a show tonight that’s going on YouTube and if you ruin it…then I don’t know what I’ll do. See ya.”

Lucy: “See ya.”

(Ricky leaves.)

(Lucy phones Ethel.)

Lucy: “Ethel, here’s my plan. We are getting that treasure in the vents of the Club Babalu. We will be RICH.”

(That night at the Club Babalu, the girls are going through the vents.)

Ethel: “Fred will be so happy.”

Lucy: “So will Ricky. This will be a great St. Patty’s Day.”

(Meanwhile Ricky is with Fred.)

Fred: “Take a look at those girls.”

(Fred whistles. Ricky laughs.)

Ricky: “Those girls believing there is buried treasure up in those vents.”

Fred: “Ethel will believe anything.”

Ricky: “The show is about to start.”

(Fred sits down.)

Ricky: “Good evening everyone. Happy St. Patty’s Day. Let’s start with Babalu.”

(Ricky sings Babalu. Meanwhile, the girls see a switch on the floor.)

Lucy: “I wonder what this does. We need a light in the vents. Maybe this lights the vents.”

(Lucy flips the switch and it turns on the emergency sprinklers. Everybody gets soaked. Ricky sees Lucy and walks over to her.)

Lucy: “Now Ricky, I was just looking for that buried treasure that is up there that I read on the Enquirer’s website. Everything they report is true.”

Policeman: “Madam, that is a tabloid magazine. Everything they report is fake. You are going to jail.”

Lucy: “Ewwww!”

(The end.)