Aren't you the pickpocket I met on the bus in Albany?

Studying to be a nitwit

I'm gonna be a mind reader when I grow up

FKB isn't really known for it's one-liners but those are good ones and you would get get a laugh if you used them at an appropriate moment

Yes, FKB was not a laugh-out-loud show, really more thoughtful and heartwarming, but it came out with some good lines when it wanted to.