Sitcomwriter
09-21-2002, 03:01 PM
“Fish and Fish”
#1:”The Dot”
Cast:
Greg Germann as Richard Fish
Christina Ricci as Liza Bump-Fish
Carl Reiner as Reverend Buck (Episodes 1-145)
David Letterman as David Luchio (Episodes 1-87)
Carrot Top as Scott Burke (Episodes 88-108)
Chevy Chase as Steven Alphonse (Episodes 109-180)
Jack Black as Jack Jackson (Episodes 181-204)
Geena Davis as Gina Cohen (Episodes 155-204)
Peter Mcnicol as John Cage
Mary Tyler Moore as Jessica Retten (Episodes 1-43)
Ed Asner as Roger Mayberry (Episodes 34-44)
Lacey Chabert as Tiffany Gould (Episodes 45-155)
Kim Catrall as Stacy DeVito (Episodes 156-178)
Tara Reid as Veronica Roberts (Episodes 168-204)
Natalie Portman as Nadia Alexander (Episodes 149-170)
Morgan Webb as Regina Harris (Episodes 160-204)
Allison Smith as Andrea Nelson (Episodes 4-204)
Jeff Daniels as Jack Tarantino (Episodes 54-154)
Bill Clinton as Tom Morrow (Episodes 64-204)
Martin Sheen as Emilio Rodriguez (Episodes 60-204)
Bill Murray as Robert Colfort
Portcia DeRossi as Nelle Porter
Jessica Alba as Linney Goffield
Bobby Cannavale as Wilson Jade
Barry Humpfries (Dame Edna) as Claire Otoms
Jon Bon Jovi as Victor Morrison (Episodes 141-204,Recurring Otherwise)
Calista Flockhart as Ally Mcbeal-O’Conner (Season 8,Recurring Otherwise)
Conan O’Brien as Francis O’Conner (Season 8,Recurring Otherwise)
Hayden Pentierré as Maddie Harrington-Mcbeal-O’Conner-O’Neil (Episodes 83-204,Recurring Otherwise)
Theme Song:(Sung by Vonda Shepherd) "Your love is dangerous to my health oh baby each second I see your lovely face I pout and feel abraced oh how I love you is how I love you so very much it's a sin I’m comin' in I LOVE YOU!"
(Opening Credits)
(Liza and Richard are in the bed of their New York Apartment.Liza is reading a novel called “Rest in Pieces by Jane Cone”.Richard is reading the newspaper.They’ve been married for 5 months.)
Richard:I miss Boston
Liza:Richard we agreed that we’d live in the city that never sleeps
Richard:Boston doesn’t sleep
Liza:Richard…
Richard:It Can’t!
Both:It doesn’t have eyes!
Richard:I miss John and the firm and Vonda
Liza:If you love John so much then why didn’t you marry him?
Richard:Because I love you
(There’s a knock at the door.Richard goes to open it.It’s John)
John:Hi neighbor!
Richard (Shocked):John! What in god’s sacred name are you doing here?
John:I’m your neighbor!
Richard:What about the firm?
John:I got a job as a bagboy at “Super Markett’s Supermarket”
Richard:So am I
John:That’s So Cool!
Liza:John what in god’s scared name are you doing here?
John:I’m your neighbor now
Richard:And my co-worker too!
John:Isn’t that cool?
Liza:Not really
Richard (Shocked):What?
Liza:Not really
Richard:How is that NOT cool? He’s our best friend!
Liza:Wrong Richard he’s YOUR best friend.I don’t have any friends
Richard:So John what about the others? What about your Mariachi career?
John:Well I relized that Tom Dooley and The Wind beneath your wings aren’t exactly Mariachi songs and so I quit and so a few of us have moved here
Liza:By US who exactly do you mean?
John:I mean myself,Wilson,Claire,Reverend Buck and Nelle
Liza:Oh god no
(The next day.Richard and Liza are in the kitchen.Liza is cooking eggs for breakfest.Richard is drinking coffee and reading the newspaper.He’s wearing a suit)
Richard:Liza why are you so upset about John and the gang? It’ll be great! Just like old times!
Liza:That’s just it Richard I wasn’t THERE for thr good times! I have no clue what they were even like.Do you think we rushed into getting married?
Richard:Of course not! Liza honey why are you obsessing over this?
Liza:I’m having my dot Richard
Richardd:Your Dot?
Liza:You know my DOT?
Richard:Oh your DOT
Liza:Oh so you know?
Richard:No
Liza:My period Richard
Richard:Oh THAT dot
Liza:Do you want to have kids with me Richard?
Richard:Of course I do
Liza:We need to try Richard
Richard:Then Let’s try
Liza:Right Now?
Richard:Yeah Why not?
Liza;But you have work
Richard:I’m the assistant to the assistant’s assistant’s cousin’s aunt’s assistant’s grandmother’s best friend’s late uncle’s neighbor’s daughter
Liza:I guess you made a point
(They walk into the bedroom together)
(Closing Credits)
THE END
#1:”The Dot”
Cast:
Greg Germann as Richard Fish
Christina Ricci as Liza Bump-Fish
Carl Reiner as Reverend Buck (Episodes 1-145)
David Letterman as David Luchio (Episodes 1-87)
Carrot Top as Scott Burke (Episodes 88-108)
Chevy Chase as Steven Alphonse (Episodes 109-180)
Jack Black as Jack Jackson (Episodes 181-204)
Geena Davis as Gina Cohen (Episodes 155-204)
Peter Mcnicol as John Cage
Mary Tyler Moore as Jessica Retten (Episodes 1-43)
Ed Asner as Roger Mayberry (Episodes 34-44)
Lacey Chabert as Tiffany Gould (Episodes 45-155)
Kim Catrall as Stacy DeVito (Episodes 156-178)
Tara Reid as Veronica Roberts (Episodes 168-204)
Natalie Portman as Nadia Alexander (Episodes 149-170)
Morgan Webb as Regina Harris (Episodes 160-204)
Allison Smith as Andrea Nelson (Episodes 4-204)
Jeff Daniels as Jack Tarantino (Episodes 54-154)
Bill Clinton as Tom Morrow (Episodes 64-204)
Martin Sheen as Emilio Rodriguez (Episodes 60-204)
Bill Murray as Robert Colfort
Portcia DeRossi as Nelle Porter
Jessica Alba as Linney Goffield
Bobby Cannavale as Wilson Jade
Barry Humpfries (Dame Edna) as Claire Otoms
Jon Bon Jovi as Victor Morrison (Episodes 141-204,Recurring Otherwise)
Calista Flockhart as Ally Mcbeal-O’Conner (Season 8,Recurring Otherwise)
Conan O’Brien as Francis O’Conner (Season 8,Recurring Otherwise)
Hayden Pentierré as Maddie Harrington-Mcbeal-O’Conner-O’Neil (Episodes 83-204,Recurring Otherwise)
Theme Song:(Sung by Vonda Shepherd) "Your love is dangerous to my health oh baby each second I see your lovely face I pout and feel abraced oh how I love you is how I love you so very much it's a sin I’m comin' in I LOVE YOU!"
(Opening Credits)
(Liza and Richard are in the bed of their New York Apartment.Liza is reading a novel called “Rest in Pieces by Jane Cone”.Richard is reading the newspaper.They’ve been married for 5 months.)
Richard:I miss Boston
Liza:Richard we agreed that we’d live in the city that never sleeps
Richard:Boston doesn’t sleep
Liza:Richard…
Richard:It Can’t!
Both:It doesn’t have eyes!
Richard:I miss John and the firm and Vonda
Liza:If you love John so much then why didn’t you marry him?
Richard:Because I love you
(There’s a knock at the door.Richard goes to open it.It’s John)
John:Hi neighbor!
Richard (Shocked):John! What in god’s sacred name are you doing here?
John:I’m your neighbor!
Richard:What about the firm?
John:I got a job as a bagboy at “Super Markett’s Supermarket”
Richard:So am I
John:That’s So Cool!
Liza:John what in god’s scared name are you doing here?
John:I’m your neighbor now
Richard:And my co-worker too!
John:Isn’t that cool?
Liza:Not really
Richard (Shocked):What?
Liza:Not really
Richard:How is that NOT cool? He’s our best friend!
Liza:Wrong Richard he’s YOUR best friend.I don’t have any friends
Richard:So John what about the others? What about your Mariachi career?
John:Well I relized that Tom Dooley and The Wind beneath your wings aren’t exactly Mariachi songs and so I quit and so a few of us have moved here
Liza:By US who exactly do you mean?
John:I mean myself,Wilson,Claire,Reverend Buck and Nelle
Liza:Oh god no
(The next day.Richard and Liza are in the kitchen.Liza is cooking eggs for breakfest.Richard is drinking coffee and reading the newspaper.He’s wearing a suit)
Richard:Liza why are you so upset about John and the gang? It’ll be great! Just like old times!
Liza:That’s just it Richard I wasn’t THERE for thr good times! I have no clue what they were even like.Do you think we rushed into getting married?
Richard:Of course not! Liza honey why are you obsessing over this?
Liza:I’m having my dot Richard
Richardd:Your Dot?
Liza:You know my DOT?
Richard:Oh your DOT
Liza:Oh so you know?
Richard:No
Liza:My period Richard
Richard:Oh THAT dot
Liza:Do you want to have kids with me Richard?
Richard:Of course I do
Liza:We need to try Richard
Richard:Then Let’s try
Liza:Right Now?
Richard:Yeah Why not?
Liza;But you have work
Richard:I’m the assistant to the assistant’s assistant’s cousin’s aunt’s assistant’s grandmother’s best friend’s late uncle’s neighbor’s daughter
Liza:I guess you made a point
(They walk into the bedroom together)
(Closing Credits)
THE END